Everybody knows Jennifer Love Hewitt hates the media and their obsession with the size of her thighs. They stalk her and it’s all they ever talk about and they never leave her alone whenever she’s in a bikini…
“What are you looking at? Doesn’t everyone play tennis in heels and a two-piece? This is so not a Speidi-style photo opportunity designed solely to get attention. Absolutely false. Come here and leave me alone!”
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I like JLH, but even I gagged at this picture of her playing tennis in a bikini and wedges. Seriously? How can we take you seriously when you do stuff like this?
I hear playing in heels really works the thighs out.
I too like JLH, but come on who plays tennis dressed like that? You certainly couln’t make it to the baseline and back to the net without an accident. I guess you can either win with tennis with skill, or as JLH has shown, by distraction.
Wow without all the touch ups, and make up artists she looks average, just like you and me.
Well… more like you, but you know what I mean.
I go bowling in leather thigh highs by the way.
If she didn’t have the top on, those boobies would be down around the belly button.
Gravity must be hell for her!
You mean Hollywood is full of attention whores?! huh, who knew?
But would Jrod hit it?
Ouch, Pasta. I’m taking that personally.
I always thought it was a no-brainer…..if you don’t want somebody to see something, then cover it up.
I guess I think too much………..
Why? It wasn’t at anyone.
Just to prove you wrong, I’m going to go grocery shopping in espadrilles and a bikini and give TMZ a heads up beforehand. I’m sure they’ll be on the scene.
They BETTER not be the same color as mine!!
Did any one else notice the fake eyelashes?
Well, at least she LOOKS sad. Possibly because there’s no way she could win a game dressed like that?
Holly, it doesn’t count if all you do is grocery shop in your bikini and espadrilles. Get with the times!
I’m going rock climbing in mine.
Okay, I know the Daily Mail is a bit of trash. BUT: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1204238/Jennifer-Love-Hewitt-courts-attention-game-bikini-basketball.html
So, she’s making the rounds of various sports, hoping for a wardrobe malfunction or something? Judas priest, people. My three-year-old isn’t this desperate for attention.
That was the first thing I thought. You can’t play tennis in those shoes!
Perhaps the most thinly disguised publicity photo op of all time. She is really bad at this stuff.
Coincidentally, there’s also a series of media photos of her playing volleyball in the identical outfit.
Well if anything, this artical justifies my normal habbit of going on bike rides in a speedo and platforms. Enjoy that mental image America!
Who plays tennis in shoes like that?! Either people desperate to sprain an ankle, or desperate attention whores. I wonder if JLH is all the above? Plus, a bikini top to play tennis? What does this person even *do* besides whine about people calling her fat?
Also to add… she’s a size 2? In what universe?! I have the same build from the waist-down, and there’s no way on earth my hips can get into anything below a size 8! She’s got a healthy, curvy, and sexy body… and ya know, she doesn’t need to wear just a bikini to get the point across. That’s just asking for people to mock her.
All i know is that this story justifies my habit of going on evening bicycle rides in my trusty speedo.
Hoops too.
http://thesuperficial.com/2009/08/jennifer_love_hewitt_in_a_biki.php?bfm_index=11&bfm_page=0
She’s been busy playing sports: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1204238/Jennifer-Love-Hewitt-courts-attention-game-bikini-basketball.html
Dammit Ani, I am now even more completely confused as to what constitutes Hollywood sexy. My brain is going to explode soon.
Although dress size vs. pants size are two completely different issues.
Pearce, I’m totally clueless as to what is “sexy” in Hollywood. A woman gains an ounce, she’s fat. She loses an ounce, she has an eating disorder and should gain weight. Wrinkles are bad on women, yet a guy can have a forehead like an accordian and he looks “distinguished”. Funny how people still consider vintage pictures of Rita Hayworth as “sexy” (she was a size 14), and yet no one would probably cast her today because she’d be considered “too fat”. I’m just glad I’m a boring little nobody in the middle of Ohio!
I was fortunate enough in high school to get to go to Hawaii for Christmas vacation. We met some people on Maui and I went to a club to play tennis with them but the management wouldn’t let me on the court until I borrowed some tennis whites.
I guess when she goes to dinner in her bikini they make her wear a jacket.
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating a large pizza with everything and cheesy bread.
Maybe when we switch over to socialism it’ll do away with all the double standards? We’ll all be wearing babushkas…………………
Pin – being forced to wear white? I’m amazed that Sharpton hasn’t spoken up about that, because white ANYTHING is racist! [/sarc]
What she needs to stop doing is talking about her dress size. If a person is fat it is because they have too much body fat not because of their dress size. A dress size is an industrial standard to make clothes and in no way is a health statistic. Without any other parameters for assessing a person’s weight their dress size is meaningless.
Besides most guys have no idea what dress size corresponds to what measurements. And on the issue of Hollywood and it’s “obsession” with thinness, the only “obsession” Hollywood has is with making money. Anyway until they started sexing up movies like they did “thinness” wasn’t even an issue. If you could act and you fit the part you got it. Do we need to go into the talent of today’s “actresses”?
“babushkas” eh? We’ll all be wearing Grandmothers?
LOL…..hit the Submit too quick……how’s about babushka’s dresses?
I’m not sure…
Oh, bullshit, I’d hit it for sure.
I have only a vague idea of what a “babushka dress” might look like, but if it provides moderate to full coverage, she sure could use one. Did she have a couple of kids we never knew about? From the waist up it looks as if she had at least 3 children. Notice that if she looked good in that bikini I would have no objection to her pretending to play tennis in it…Nor do her legs look good in those Christian Lacroix (?) wedges. Cover it (all) up and go away.
Nati, a babushka dress looks very much like one of those Yearning For Zion women zombie’s outfits.
Of course, there’s a lot to be said about leaving things to the imagination….
LOL everyone! X-D
Yeah Koka, it’ll be like that TV commercial where the Russian lady is modeling “day wear, nightwear, swimwear” and it’s all the same big sackdress with different accessories.
Jannah, I remember that commercial! Very Nice!
California Dave
I wonder if there is a statute of limitations on lawsuits-and if Jackie Chiles is still practicing?
I noticed JLH at the end of Tropic Thunder so there has to be a race element somewhere in this.
@Jannah–HA! “Ees next, SVIMVEAR. Vely nice.”
And that photo is the sad-sackiest one ever taken of someone who’d yank out her own uvula with pliers for a photo op. If she’s going to tart around in a soul-searingly desperate quest for attention, can’t she work on posture at some point? She looks like she’s going straight from a beach party to the electric chair.
Beige
You should see the pics from behind-not the most flattering.