Tom Cruise has appointed himself “relationship guru” to Victoria and David Beckham as they work out some marriage issues, reports the U.K. Daily Express:
“After an evening with David, Tom decided to have a friendly chat with Victoria about the family’s future, saying it was because he cared so much about all of them,” revealed a source.
“They love each other dearly but Tom is a big believer in talking about issues . He could see they were both worried about the future and what it might hold.”
The Mission Impossible actor is understood to be concerned that the former Spice Girl – who runs a successful fashion empire from her home in the US – will want to stay in Los Angeles while her husband, 35, heads back to Europe.
“He talked to her about David ageing, his football career, the pressures of disgruntled fans, his loneliness when away from the family and how time apart is how marriages can fall apart,” adds the source.
Because if there’s one couple whose relationship everyone is jealous of, it’s Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. And before that, Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. And before that, Tom Cruise and Mimi Rogers. Just because you’ve been married a bunch of times doesn’t mean you’re good at it.
Now granted, Tom does follow his own advice about staying within arm’s reach of your spouse at all times. When was the last time you saw Katie Kate Holmes do anything on her own?
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Well, Ms. Holmes *did* give a mediocre, ridiculously overhyped performance on So You Think You Can Dance on her own, but I’m guessing Tom was in the audience. Or disguised as a backup dancer.
“He talked to her about David aging,….his loneliness when away from the family”.
Aging? The guy’s 35! And I bet he’s real, real lonely when he’s away from his family while he’s on the road. But if it’ll help, I’ll keep Katie company while he’s gone. Now don’t worry about me I’m sure I can handle it. Besides I’m not really afraid of soccer players anyway.
Call me Katie! Deceiver knows where I am.
**adjusts tin foil hat**
I think Tom choreographed the dance number, MC.
Tom loves the jazz hands almost as much as we do.
If Tom’s giving the Beckhams marriage advice, can the divorce announcement be far behind?
It’s like getting barbeque tips from a raw food vegan.
I’m assuming the conversation went like this,
” David, Victoria, I just have three steps for you:
1. Make sure sham marriage looks good for the media.
2. Sue anyone that questions your sham marriage.
3. “Have” a kid.
Follow these three simple steps, and you can secretly date all the men that both of you could possibly want!.”
Just like I told someone else the other day – We have a therapist here who is very sick and the clients are worried about him. I would not want to go to him knowing how sick he is to get advice, just like I do not go seek marriage advice from someone who has had 2 or 3 divorces, but the one who has had 40 years behind them.
I do believe that taking marriage advice from Tom is like taking pet caqre advice from PETA.
Put your dead marriage in a dumpster behind Piggly Wiggly? How do I do that?
Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Damn, got a stitch now…
If Posh would smile more often her hubby may like her better…….woman acts like everybody on the face of the planeet is unworthy to be in her presence.
I’m still getting the giggles over the Cruises acting as marriage counselors.
Posh doesn’t smile because she believes her smile is hideous. I don’t know because I’ve neever seen it.
And this whole mess is nothing new either. Oprah and Kirstie Alley give weight loss advice. Al Gore and Sting tell uss to cut back on our excessive use of energy and fossil fuels. PETA tells uss hwo to treat animals humanely.
Somebody should make a blog about all these hypocrites.
I think Tom just has a HEEEEYOOOOGE crush on Becks. You know, like you do, when you’re a deliriously-happily-married TOTALLY STRAIGHT superstar with NO ISSUES whatsoever.
You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do.
Posh has a successful fashion empire?
Beige, I think you’ve nailed it.
Maybe Tom wants to take the bromance to a new level?
I think that the Beckhams will soon have been married longer than Tom was to either of his ex-wives. Perhaps Becks should be the one giving advice.
Flirt, I don’t think it’s just Tom who wants it. I think Xenu has ordained it.
Beige:
Bwah!
“Now granted, Tom does follow his own advice about staying within arm’s reach of your spouse at all times. When was the last time you saw Katie Kate Holmes do anything on her own?”
You ever get the feeling that if you checked a bathroom after Katie used it there would be call for help on the bathroom mirror in lipstick? So afraid of her escaping he doesn’t want the placenta getting away. I couldn’t enjoy her guest spot on eli stone because I kept trying to spot tom in the background.
That’s funny. I couldn’t enjoy her guest spot on Eli Stone because it was friggin’ Eli Stone.
Everybody knows that TheIrish is right. This would make a great Saturday Night Live skit.