We haven’t heard much from Jada Pinkett and Will Smith lately, except TMI about their sex life. But that’s not all they’ve been up to. So to speak.
Apparently they’ve fired the headmistress of their non-Scientologist Scientology school and replaced her with a practicing Scientologist who won’t gripe about the curriculum:
The school head and the superstar couple were said to have clashed about the school’s mysterious Study Tech curriculum which was devised by Scientologist founder Ron L. Hubbard. While the school’s official website simply reads “Coming Soon!” under Head of School, RadarOnline.com has learned that Piano Foster is the new woman tapped for the role.
“They have appointed somebody else who is more ‘in-line’ with their thinking as to how the school should be run,” the source added. …
Both Smith and his wife have denied they are Scientologists and in a previous interview with the Los Angeles Times, [Jacqueline Olivier, the former headmistress] insisted the facility had no religious affiliation.
She said: “We are a secular school, and just like all non-religious independent schools, faculty and staff do not promote their own religions at the school.”
But the school’s donors will without hesitation!
Poor Will Smith’s grandmother. I don’t know how much more she can take.
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Jada will need something else to focus on once her crappy show gets cancelled.
Will, well, he’s just doing the “I’m-really-not-gay-pinkie-swear” $cientology dance. John taught him well.
I was just going to say, “LOOK! He’s not really even looking at her in that photo! He’s probably pretending she’s Omar Epps or something!”
But what do I know…
Did I read that right?! The woman’s name is Piano?
I’m sure her parents first choice in a name was Organ; they wisely refrained.
And huh, Will’s never tickled my gaydar. But that does explain some 80’s fashion choices.
Maybe they could hire Tom as their theatre director.
Oh Will….say it isn’t so
It’s obvious from this and other events that Will Smith is a Scientologist. Scientology has such a bad reputation now that celebrities don’t want to admit they are members for fear of hurting their careers.
Is this the ultimate vanity project? Open a school to indoctrinate other peoples children into your weird, creepy, pseudo-religion?
Lord Xenu will be greatly pleased with news of this most recent blunder, I will need to make contact with his mountain prison at once!
@Minnow: My gaydar only works on men, strangely enough; I’ve never been able to pick a lesbian out of a crowd unless she grabbed me or something. Which made clubbing somewhat awkward, back in the day.
All I can think of is that cliche, the one about a duck.
Seriously, that’s a great question, why DO celebs join a religion that they’re too embarrassed to talk about?! :-p
Tsk tsk.
Will Smith isn’t gay.I have an inside source that can actually confirm it. Both him and Jada are HUGE swingers though.
Oh man…nothing like jumping into a pool full of that kind of swimmers. N-A-S-T-Y. No thank you. I am by no means a prude, but dayum, when you “swing” you are also swinging with all those others that been there before you.
$cientology is gay so if you “practice” it than you are gay. How’s that for some smart logic. I should run for president.
Aww, how sweet, an entire school of little cultists. It’s like The Midwich Cuckoos.
Koka -
“Herman’s Head” reference:
“So by sleeping with her, we’ve slept with approximately…Cleveland.”
you know this idiot is the highest paid movie star now? what the hell. is this world coming to??
That show was underrated CaliforniaDave.
Herman: What makes you think I’m going to do your taxes?
Heddy: I could get you to paint my apartment if I wanted to.
Listening to the claims of British actor Mark Lester that he was actually the father of Michael Jackson’s daughter, I was struck by what appeared to be a digitally manipulate earlobe of Lester’s daughter.
Are these kids related, I asked (earlobe aside)?
If not related, they do appear very similar.
http://i29.tinypic.com/iq8q3q.jpg
I can’t…I can’t….read…any…more…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu
But those poor, poor thetans, forced to watch a “three-D, super colossal motion picture”. All of this makes complete sense.
Just for you, Shikatehead…
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v132/pearce/cinema.jpg