Comments on: And If You Need Even More Evidence That PETA Is Stupid and Insane…

By: Johninator

Johninator — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:28:24 +0000

From the link TrojanPrincess submitted

“Providing a business shipping address will save PETA money.”

Because heaven knows they couldn’t spare five bucks to ship it to you, they need all that money to pour into their ingenious and oh-so-well-done campaigns.

By: Beige

Beige — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:15:24 +0000

I’m thinkin’ they should find some sort of promotional tie-in with Stephen King’s “It” (or maybe “Zombieland”) and these Unhappy Meal things.

“Look, Mommy! I got a Pennywise! I GOT A PENNYWISE!”

“That’s nice, dear. Eat your McMurder.”

By: Jamie

Jamie — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:55:31 +0000

So my grandfather had a small beef-cattle farm when I was little. He was a crazy old Irishman; he named calves after his grandchildren (or at any rate told us that they were named after us), so that when the calves grew up and were eventually slaughtered and processed, he could send my parents home with a nice big cooler full of Jamie. Twisted… but he was a funny guy all the same.

We have a neighbor whose younger son, middle-school-aged, is a strict philosophical vegetarian (oh right, except for fish, which mysteriously swim about and do not photosynthesize, yet are plants, evidently), to the great inconvenience of his family. He also uses up bunches of my middle-school-aged son’s phone minutes/texts with texts about McDonald’s horrible cruelty and how eating meat means you’re “rotting inside” and so forth. Being a glass-half-full kind of person, I look at these texts as an opportunity to educate my children about Christian (i.e. one-way) tolerance, proper social (i.e. two-way) tolerance, and the sometime need to cultivate sympathy for those whose passion vastly outstrips their ability to reason or to be persuasive. The vegetarian kid is a nice boy; I like him a lot. And eventually he’ll realize that haranguing his peers works less well than convincing them, if he REALLY wants to change their minds – but it’s my private bet (I don’t tell my own son this – he’s friends with the boy and I’m already skating close to the edge with implying to my boy that he has grounds to feel sorry for his friend) that the vegetarian boy’s vegetarianism is grounded more in feeling superior to his peers than in concern for animals.

By: Pam Anderson Is a Bad Person at Deceiver.com

Pam Anderson Is a Bad Person at Deceiver.com — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:33:28 +0000

[...] right, she’s promoting PETA’s demented, moronic anti-McDonald’s campaign, which consists of frightening children with “Unhappy Meals” and other [...]

By: TrojanPrincess

TrojanPrincess — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 19:25:44 +0000

Hey, everyone! Get your free “Evil Ronald” masks now: http://www.mccruelty.com/ActionPackRonaldMask.aspx you’ll also receive a kit that includes stickers, petitions and leaflets. Guess they couldn’t give enough away at the live demonstration.

By: PETA Founder Wishes PETA Could Be Less Controversial at Deceiver.com

PETA Founder Wishes PETA Could Be Less Controversial at Deceiver.com — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:56:13 +0000

[...] Really. Uh huh. Come on. Whatever, Ingrid. All PETA knows is the lowest common denominator, and here the freaking founder is playing dumb. But unfortunately, Newkirk’s selective memory appears to mean we can look forward to salacious stunts and naked celebrities for decades to come. [...]

By: Suzanne

Suzanne — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:51:49 +0000

PETA promotes animal rights while advocating child abuse? Is social services keeping tabs on them?

By: Pearce

Pearce — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 19:07:04 +0000

1. Anna, one of my very first memories is of going to my grandfather’s funeral. One of my parents carried me over to the open casket, and I touched his face. I still remember how weird and cold it was. I now add this memory to my list of excuses for being a nutcase.

2. I totally think McDonald’s should change its packaging now. I would SO love to purchase a Chicken McCruelty. In fact, I would probably start eating there every day if they had McDonald the Ripper on all of their boxes.

By: Maria

Maria — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 07:10:11 +0000

Kind of makes me want some Mcnuggets

By: hughjeffincock

hughjeffincock — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 18:11:51 +0000

As I’m sure you all know, some of our most beloved animals are not native to the Americas. Horses, cows, chickens, pigs, and a whole slew of game animals were brought to this country for sustenance. I am for deporting these animals back to their country of origin. Not only are they taking up valuable space for growing delicious veggies, the methane they produce is one of the largest contributors to global warming. I have a plan to set up collection centers all over the country where we could gather up all of these animals to wait for deportation. I would call these centers “farms”. While at the farms we could use the animals to work to ease the burden of growing and harvesting the delicious vegetables we all enjoy. The animals who are weak or infirm would be euthanized and used as fertilizer. Or we could use them as feed for their counterparts. After we have found funding to ship the animals back to their home countries we would have to make sure that their new hosts integrate them into their society so they will become productive members of the economy. They could be used for livestock, labor, who knows maybe the smart ones could find jobs in the medical field. We would not want them to just be “free range” animals because they would become a nuisance. You know the kind, the ones who don’t want to forage and view commercial vegetation operations as easy targets to plunder. Just some thought to ponder while you are “enjoying” a tasty tofu burger.