Jon Gosselin is making up for lost time by getting freaky with any willing nubile that enters a 10-foot radius. If it’s not shady business with a tabloid reporter, it’s leaving a club with two co-eds and a paparazzo. Kinky.
Worrying that her 15 minutes of pseudo-fame might be winding down, other woman Hailey Glassman made a last-ditch effort to drag the spotlight back in her direction:
Last week, a rep for Jon Gosselin confirmed to Access Hollywood that the reality dad is dating Hailey Glassman the daughter of his estranged wife’s plastic surgeon — and in an interview with E! News, the object of his affection is speaking out.
“[He’s my] first love,” she told the network in an interview to air on Monday night. “I’m not some fame whore.”
The 22-year-old hit the headlines in July, when she and Gosselin, 32, spent a weekend with Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier in St. Tropez, France — but she said their courtship hasn’t been a whirlwind romance.
“He was living in my house, the person I joked around with,” she said of the time following Jon and Kate’s separation. “He was sad and bored, I was home and bored.”
Sounds like true love to me.
Hate to break it to Young Glassman, but Jon Gosselin’s type is “fame whore.” And non-fame whores don’t have E! News’s telephone number. Ergo, QED.
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It is pretty sad that Kate is beginning to look like the sane one in this relationship
So could someone explain to me what it takes before CPS can be called to take kids away?
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is pretty safe to say it’s a duck.
So…she’s just a regular, all-purpose whore, then?
He was bored, she was bored.
I think almost all of us are beyond bored with them by now.
@Beige – at least we are clear on that point now
TLC’s version of Britney and Kevin.
With a few more victimized kids, of course.
Hey Holly, can I get the Number for E! ?
Wait a second…
Definion of a Whore, they get paid.
Definion of a Slut, they don’t. Get paid that is.
I don’t know why you’d expect me to have it, Jrod. What are you suggesting?
And didn’t you hear — I’m a “leading feminist”? At least according to Treehugger and HuffPo:
http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/08/peta-save-the-wales-billboard.php
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/17/petas-new-save-the-whales_n_261134.html
And the brains of the whole operation. I’m guessing she put together the whole Ed Hardy deal just to keep Jon in heaters and whores and out of the kids tuition money.
WOW Holly! You made the bigtime with these “outstanding and non-bias news outlets”.
Mongo impressed!
*gasp* Holly, you’re all famous and stuff! I like how PETA says that the best way to help overweight people is to shame – I mean, help – people to become vegetarians. Apparently exercising and eating less will have less of an impact. Riiiiiight.
Also, it generally helps your case that you aren’t a “fame whore” if 1) you don’t have to tell people that and 2) you aren’t doing interviews with E! People who don’t want attention keep their mouths shut. Not a hard concept.
I’m a leading foamin’-est.
Time to break out our “I’m Famous on the Internet” teeshirts, Simon.
What’s in it for any of these girls besides fame? You can’t tell me they think that guy is sexy. If there’s no money in it, why on Earth would anyone care? Being famous and broke seems like a nuisance, and kinda dumb frankly. I sorta understand why he’s going crazy, eight people fell out of his bitchy wife’s vagina. But the girls? This kinda tubby, Ed Hardy wearing asian dude? Ladies you gotta raise your standards. Raising your standards is easy. Model types fall for me like crazy! They don’t call me the Chloroform Master for nothing. Here doesn’t this cloth smell nice?
Ed Hardy needs to go away.
Oooh, you’re right Pasta, that is a very interesting sce-
With all of the government takeovers going on I’m suprised if the state of North Carolina isn’t looking closely at the Gosslin kid’s revenue stream.
Jon and Kate: Wards of the State
this broad is TRASH, just like him. its obvious he’s going through a mid life crisis and its so sad. i feel sorry for the kids..
PS – ed hardy is so foul. anyone who wears it is a douche, which makes sense because jon wears his ed hardy “douche capes” all the time.
Well, in defense of Ed Hardy…they DO make a couple of nice perfumes. But then again, I was a nurse at the time, going into patients’ rooms…really just about ANYTHING would smell better than that….
As for the “not a fame whore” comment….Nah, she’s not really a “fame whore” but she plays one on TV/in magazines/in tabloids…oh, wait….
I watched 17 again over the weekend and I loved it when Efron was decked out in Ed Hardy gear and someone asked him if he was trying to be K-Fed. I believe they even called him a douche, including Tom Lennon. I had to think about Jon G and laugh out loud. Who cares if his shirt has rhinestones on them, they still are shitty looking shirts.
And no, Jon is not attractive. They just want him for his money. Which makes her a whore.
AAW: What hetero male actually wears RHINESTONES on his shirt? Especially ones that look like one of the kids got ahold of a bedazzler and went to town?
And I agree – he’s not attractive.
Males who wear Ed Hardy clothing, apparently.
If you have to defend yourself against claims that you are a famewhore, then you are, by definition a famewhore.
AAW – my sister and i saw 17 again a few months ago and thats our favorite part!! then when zac efron goes “what are you wearing? you look like clay aiken” HAHAHA i now have to youtube that..
*awakened and freed from Pasta’s lair*
AAW – Ed Hardy shirts are…..on par with Obey shirts in my mind. Both made of fail in different ways. GAH. Fashion, you make my eyes burn.
I’d so rather strut in some of the runway stuff than that crap.
If Ed Hardy gear is all the rage, then I will gladly go back to the 80’s and wear my peg legs, banana clip, big hair crap that was the rage back then. His stuff is downright ugly and I found it quite amusing that it was the butt of the joke in (what I found shockingly) to be an amusing movie.
My daughter went to an Ed Hardy themed Bat Mitzvah. The boys were horrified when the party gift – an Ed Hardy t-shirt – was handed out.
LOL. And right Beige, like the newsguy said last night, “….so that begs the question, what kind of whore are you then?”
Eleanor Roosevelt once said, “If you have to try to convince people that you are a lady, you probably aren’t one”, or something to that effect.