What the hell happened to Jude Law? Remember when he was scorching hot? All I have to do to remember is re-watch Gattaca. Yum.
But I digress. Point is, the man is looking even rougher now that he’s fathered a child with some aspiring model, whom E! Online claims he didn’t even remember until she showed up waving a Clear Blue Easy:
“She met him at a club in New York,” says the friend. “He was sick, so she kept going to his hotel over the course of a week to take care of him.”
And then poor, sick Jude didn’t remember her after she did everything she could (even a steady dose of sex, obvi) to nurse him back to health:
“Jude didn’t even remember her. She hasn’t seen him since New York. They’ve only been in contact through their lawyers.”
If nothing else, this will teach Jude the importance of safe sex.
Oh, wait. He actually already made a movie with a message that only assholes don’t wear condoms:
Law says, “Let’s be honest, sh*t happens. Does everyone out there who sleeps with different women wear a condom? This is the reality of an asshole like Alfie.
“He gets someone pregnant and that’s serious, that’s not funny.
“We’re not making a movie about sugarcoating it all. In the heat of the moment, tanked up on tequila, people don’t and that’s a reality.”
Funny, I didn’t know Jude Law was the method acting type.
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You know, he’s a decent actor. But at this rate, every woman in the UK will soon have either slept with Jude Law or been married to Sean Bean.
Hmm. Searches of UK news archives don’t reveal any complaints about that, so whatever.
I think he might be hot again in Sherlock Holmes, but to be honest, I was way too distracted by Robert Downey Jr. to remember for sure.
….shirtless RDJ….yum….
…what was I saying? Oh, right. He spends a WEEK with this chick and doesn’t remember it? You can spend a week in the hospital on morphine, and you’ll still remember bits and pieces. He was healthy enough to be staying in a hotel and doing the nasty, so there’s no way he isn’t lying through his teeth.
Okay, I just don’t get it. Jude Law USED to be hot. Now he looks like the before picture for the Bosley Hair Program. The chicky in questions was obviously desperate for a baby daddy with some cash.
He’s a ‘manho’
Huh… I hadn’t heard anything about Sean Bean recently, but I just did a search and found another Sharpe came out last year. Guess I’m well over my crush.
I guess that explains how no one seemed to know a thing about the baby mama. Maybe someone should get a vasectomy. Can you imagine what his other kids must think? “Well kids, you’re going to have a new half-sibling because Daddy isn’t smart enough to wrap it up.” I suppose they already knew Daddy is a manho, he banged the nanny after all.
Like me, the remainder of his manliness resides in the 2 square inches of hair on top of his head…
Jill, it’s just as well. He’s not been keeping up on his retinol.
He’s just plain creepy. Creepy over-rides sexy, like paper covers rock, etc.
Man he looks bad. Happy to be me! *whistling*
Beige
I read Mark Steyn’s America Alone and it’s my conclusion that Jude Law is battling Muslim demographics almost singlehandedly.
I don’t know much more about Sean Bean but I’m sure he’s been offered a herd of goats or a camel a time or two.
AllyKat
I guess that a vasectomy is a two year wait for the NHS. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Guess that old saying that all cats are gray in the dark rings true. I wouldn’t have him, but that doesn’t mean that there aren’t women out there who can fake it long enough to bump uglies with someone like JL to say they’ve been with a celebrity.
Okay, stoopid maybe. But hypocritical? Really? Where?
Doing PRECISELY what he labels a fictional character–which HE PLAYED–an “asshole” for doing might not win him Deceiver of the Year, but it isn’t going to keep him out of the running, either.
Sheesh. Tough crowd today. I thought this one was pretty good.
I thinks it’s a fun article Holly! JL was just deserving of one about now anyway, no matter what the premise. Beige puts the exclamation point on it too.
“She met him at a club in New York,” says the friend. “He was sick, so she kept going to his hotel over the course of a week to take care of him.”
Because if there’s anything you absolutely CANNOT FIND in New York, it’s a doctor. Nope. Nary a one. Hospitals and ambulances are thin on the ground, too, I’m told. Because it’s a gargantuan metropolitan area. That’s why they have to bus in starf**kers.
Look who’s made a mess of being Dickie Greenleaf.
…maybe Jude was so delirious that he really thought he was his sexbot character from AI. The one who couldn’t get women pregnant and who could play cheesy music out of his head.
*shudder* There used to be a time when “Jude Law sexbot” didn’t send a shiver of disgust down my spine…
@Pearce: Yerrrrggghhh. Me too.
Go back and watch AI, Pearce. The Jude Law Sexbot was pretty damn creepy at the time.
Gattaca aye?… Yeah, Jude Law sure was hot back when he was Ethan Hawke. Think Enemy at the Gates.
Okay, i’m sorry, that’s just plain wrong, how do you forget a woman who took care of you for a week and (in the end) had your kid?? He used to be relatively attractive…i mean look back at The Holiday, he was looking alright then.
He doesn’t look all that hot in that photo lol… but damn! He is soooooo hot in Sherlock Holmes! He still is hot! >=D