If you can’t get your freak on at a Britney show…
According to Page Six, there’s a new name in restraint and public decorum:
There seems to be a double standard at Britney Spears’ concerts. During Tuesday’s packed show at Madison Square Garden, a spy tells Page Six that some fans were escorted from the aisles and taken into the hallway by security guards after being told they were dancing “too provocatively” at their seats. One of those yanked by guards, Sandra Ion, a Dramatics hair salon manager, said: “I guess there had been a complaint from someone in our section that our dancing was too risque. Meanwhile, Britney is onstage gyrating half-naked and singing ‘Get Naked.’ It was totally ridiculous. They should have just moved whoever complained instead of all of us.”
The Superficial has some pics from the concert, just to give you an idea of the tone these naughty young ladies were lowering.
And here’s where I wanted to post the video for “Toxic,” for a frame of reference on what’s “too provocative,” but I ended up preferring the re-creation somebody did in The Sims:
Sim-Britney’s acting is indistinguishable from the real thing! And her breasts are just as real.
(And yes, the headline was a Right Said Fred reference. For the old folks out there. Ahem.)
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Yeah, kids under 12 don’t need to see the bump and grind.
I guess it’s the same principle at work as when the movie theater folks kick you out for bringing your own candy instead of buying their crappy $5 Milky Way. Or when a whorehouse shoos amateurs from the front of their building b/c they’re horning in on business. (Hee, “horning”.)
Wow, if you squint and look at Simon’s SIM Britney, you can almost pretend she’s still hot!
Yeah, if you kick out everybody at a Britney concert who’s younger, hotter, and a better dancer than her… who’s left?
K. Fed?
People actually still go to her “concerts”?
Is it me or does she look like she really needs her weave redone, in that pic?
Koka, they’re just hoping they’ll get some cell-phone video of her passing out or shaving her head or accidentally trying to hump one of her own kids.
” K. Fed? ”
Beige, I thought it was Fed ex now? BTW, that was really funny! You owe me a new keyboard for that one!
Man. Women younger, and hotter than Britney dancing provocatively enough to get booted from one of Britney’s concerts?!
I’m there! Jrod?
There’s a double standard for pretty much any concert or major event. The band can sacrifice a newborn baby on stage, but you so much as yell to a song too long off key and you might get visited by Security for being “disorderly.”
This is one of those stories that is so ridiculous that you know it can’t have been made up.
This has been a interesting week with the Hollywood douchetards. Madonna gets yelled at in Bukarest for chastizing gypsys; Lindsey Loho supposedly attempted a burglary on her own house; Tweedle Twat chocked as an entertainer at a MTV or VH1 award show and Tweedle Tard said she was amazing on Twitter.
PETA is on the move to advance mental retardation through the survival of animals while the end of Whale Wars occurs tonight on Animal Planet.
Maybe we can wrap up this week with the elimination of these idiots and tell the Mayan Calendar Gods not to eliminate Earth because by 2012 we will be just getting started with this.
Oh, and I saw that Chinchilla Hair Kate, Jon Amway and their 8 little cash cows have a new episode on TLC next Monday.
I am so happy Jack Daniels is on sale at Spec’s Liquor Store. Thank god I tevo’s Rescue Me. Dennis O’Leary is my role model.
Thanks I now have that damn song stuck in my head.
Just to clarify, Commander PopTart, Madonna got booed in Bucharest for defending Roma (gypsies) and criticizing people for discriminating against them. She may be a scary douchetard but not quite completely prejudiced.
If I wanted to see soemthing like that up on a stage I’d join gt he local 4-H club.
I go to classes for ONE blasted week and I find this?!?!
Screw this, I’m going back to class.
I’d hit it.
then I’d dance provocativly to piss her off when I was done!
The ejected audience dancers were members of the Right Wing Astroturf Mafia.
Congressional townhalls were just the first wave. Now we’re on to drug-addled Mousketeer concerts.
“I love that you’re toxic”. Well, I guess that lyric is better than “I love that you’re poison” or “I love that you’re radioactive” or “I love that you’re mentally ill”.
Was Britney upset people younger, thinner, and prettier than her were getting more attention dancing in a way that wouldn’t make someone laugh or vommit like when watching Britney try to dance?