Roman Polanski’s long-overdue arrest is already paying great dividends in celebrity stupidity. And when it comes to Dee You Em Bee That Spells Dumb, you can always count on Whoopi Goldberg:
“I know it wasn’t rape-rape. It was something else but I don’t believe it was rape-rape… When we’re talking about what someone did, and what they were charged with, we have to say what it actually was, not what we think it was.”
Well, Whoopi, a grand jury thought that what Roman Polanski did was giving a drug to a minor, committing a lewd act upon a person less than 14, rape of a minor, rape by use of a drug, oral copulation, and sodomy. Polanski made a plea bargain, and the charge was reduced to engaging in unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor. He pled guilty and was convicted, but then skipped the country before he could be sentenced. So it seems like what he did and what he ended up being charged with are two different things to begin with, even putting aside his flight from justice. At the very least, “what it actually was” was statutory rape. That’s if you’re sticking to the terms of the plea bargain he made and then violated.
But who are we to say what we think it was? If only Whoopi had been famous back in ‘77, and Google had existed so an intern with a laptop could blurt stuff into her earpiece (assuming that wasn’t just one of the voices in her head), she could have explained to all those silly Standard English-speakers that hey, it wasn’t rape-rape. Sure, okay, the girl was 13 and he had sex with her against her will after drugging her. But that’s not rape-rape. Fine, so he fled the country after being released under the terms of the plea agreement he made, with the understanding that he wouldn’t, y’know, flee. Big deal, who hasn’t? Doesn’t make it rape-rape.
To give you an idea of Polanski’s mindset, here’s a snippet from the Washington Post on February 3, 1978 (courtesy of the Roman Polanski Media Reports Archive, maintained by novelist and child protection attorney Andrew Vachss):
Film director Roman Polanski arrived at his Paris apartment yesterday (after a stop in London) having fled the United States just hours before he was to have been sentenced in a California court for his admitted unlawful sexual relations with a 13-year-old girl last March.
Polanski, 44, a French citizen, was said by friends to be exhausted by the 42 days he spent undergoing psychiatric tests.
Polanski’s probation report said he was profoundly affected by the brutal murder of his wife, actress Sharon Tate, in 1969. Court sources said the film director, imprisoned in Auschwitz by the Nazis during the World War II, was repelled by the thought of possibly serving more time behind bars.
The British Broadcasting Corp. quoted Polanski as saying by telephone, “I’ve been tortured by this for a year and that’s enough.”
Got that? Roman Polanski had been punished enough, declared Roman Polanski. After all, when a guy has endured both Auschwitz and the Manson Family, doesn’t he deserve a little rape-that’s-not-rape-rape?
Update: As Jezebel points out, Whoopi’s own daughter got pregnant at 15. So that might have something to do with it.
Update: “Can we take a moment to think about the fact that Polanski pled guilty to unlawful sex with a minor before we start talking about what a victim he is? Because that would be great.”
Update: HuffPo Goes All In to Defend Polanski, Readers Revolt