Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend and Girls Next Door queen bee Holly Madison is seriously miffed that Hef has moved on already:

On her issues with confidence: “Living with Hef brought down my self-esteem a lot. I was comparing myself to the other girls… You have to look a certain way at the mansion. If you look at Hef’s girlfriend now, she basically looks like a clone of me. It’s kind of weird.”

On going under the knife: “When I was younger, I was the first person in my class to start getting boobs, so I thought I was going to be huge. But I stopped growing before everybody else started. That was a big letdown… I compared myself to those [Playboy playmates]. I knew what I wanted to look like and was kind of disappointed. I had a butt and no boobs.”

“Plastic surgery made it easier for me to get things I wanted in my career. Without it, I wouldn’t be where I am today… My nose photographed really big in front of my face. If I wanted to do anything in the entertainment industry, I needed to get it fixed. I was definitely happy with the results. It made me more confident. And a lot of doors open when you look a certain way.”

But Holly can’t pretend that she was the first insecure peroxide blonde playmate to ever catch Hef’s eye. I’m not sure that Crystal Harris is any more a clone of Holly Madison than she is yet another sexed up and Barbie-fied version of his first wife, who broke his heart and predated both girls by more than 60 years.

Also, I know Holly is supposed to be one of the smarter playmates, but how does she go from “having to look a certain way brought down my self-esteem” to “plastic surgery made me more confident and opened doors for me” in a single breath? Which is it, now?