Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriend and Girls Next Door queen bee Holly Madison is seriously miffed that Hef has moved on already:
On her issues with confidence: “Living with Hef brought down my self-esteem a lot. I was comparing myself to the other girls… You have to look a certain way at the mansion. If you look at Hef’s girlfriend now, she basically looks like a clone of me. It’s kind of weird.”
On going under the knife: “When I was younger, I was the first person in my class to start getting boobs, so I thought I was going to be huge. But I stopped growing before everybody else started. That was a big letdown… I compared myself to those [Playboy playmates]. I knew what I wanted to look like and was kind of disappointed. I had a butt and no boobs.”
“Plastic surgery made it easier for me to get things I wanted in my career. Without it, I wouldn’t be where I am today… My nose photographed really big in front of my face. If I wanted to do anything in the entertainment industry, I needed to get it fixed. I was definitely happy with the results. It made me more confident. And a lot of doors open when you look a certain way.”
But Holly can’t pretend that she was the first insecure peroxide blonde playmate to ever catch Hef’s eye. I’m not sure that Crystal Harris is any more a clone of Holly Madison than she is yet another sexed up and Barbie-fied version of his first wife, who broke his heart and predated both girls by more than 60 years.
Also, I know Holly is supposed to be one of the smarter playmates, but how does she go from “having to look a certain way brought down my self-esteem” to “plastic surgery made me more confident and opened doors for me” in a single breath? Which is it, now?
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Well this story is better than any Starbucks coffee (then again, dirt water is better.)
Holly Madison is the same type of chick I see on campus everyday. The girl with no real goal at college, just there for the MRS degree. Except she lucked out and didn’t have to go through all the stinky, boring classes.
No wonder her tits are making her self-esteem go down. Silicone tends to fuzz up someone’s common sense and brain.
I hate to disagree here, but I believe she was trying to say that living at the mansion and NOT looking like the other girls brought her self esteem down. By having the surgery she towed the line and she felt better.
One of my exes picked up a clone of me after we broke up. Before me he dated boy-hipped, slender, blondes. I am a generously proportioned (42-36-42) brunette with glasses.
The next girl he dated and eventually married looked enough like me that in some pictures she and I get confused about which one of us is in it.
It is hugely bizarre and uncomfortable when an ex dates your clone.
Still, when you go an make yourself look like one of the clones . . . . . this whole story is just weird on many levels.
Funny how I think the fresh-faced girl in the ‘before’ picture is cuter than the rapidly aging Dolly Parton wannabe in the ‘after’ photo. But of course I’m not an 80-year-old Viagra-addled grampa who’s the figurehead of a sex empire.
I love how she said that real beauty is on the inside and in the next sentence extolled the advantages of her plastic surgery. The mind reels with all the inherent contradictions.
Has anyone seen a picture of Hef’s 1st wife? I have not but would love to see one. The “sexed up” link doesn’t show pictures…unless I missed it.
Man I LOVE this website! I didnt even have to read the article I just read the title and busted out laughing! Yeah so this NEW girlfriend who Holly says looks like her. Does she look like Holly before the nose job and breast implants or after? On a more serious note I think Holly is kinda sad. Does she really think that old geezer is sitting in that mansion pining over her, missing her and wishing he had her back? And then of course so broken up he went out and found a Holly look alike?
Sorry, bit I’d be hard pressed to tell the difference between any of the Playboy approved girls, they all seem to be vapid, blonde, siliconed half wits spewing the same ‘no, flashing my flange for a man old enough to be my grandfather (or cash) is hugely empowering’
i agree with LN’s first comment. living with a whole bunch of blonde bimbos for that long would get even the prettiest, skinniest girl down on her self. getting plastic surgery makes women feel better about themselves. there’s nothing hypocritical about saying those two things in the same sentence.
p.s. holly is a hell of a lot cuter than hef’s new girlfriend. serious downgrade.
Let me get this straight:
She spent how many years as 1/3 of a Hee Haw Honey boxed set, not a one of them distinguishable from the other unless you magnify their chlymadia strains…
and she’s suprised that Hef is viagrating her doppleganger?
Honey, this is what happens when you free-base the Miss Clairol.
DANG IT Minnow! I cannot afford to replace anymore computer screens! Quit making me spit various food articles at it!
Someone needs to explain to Holly that basically she was a prostitute for Hef since most girl friends don’t get a salary from their boy friends.
Holly Madison doesn’t understand how water comes out the faucet when you turn the little knob so this certainly ain’t no surprise.
Y’all, this is a woman who no doubt gets surprised several times a day by wondering who put the chewed food in her mouth, and by wandering off to look at shiny objects. Let’s not be too hard on her. She apparently is already weirded-out enough because the photo on her driver’s license looks JUST LIKE HER, OMG! Like, who IS that girl?
LOL as usual folks!
Isn’t Hefner’s new girlfriend twins?
Jannah, he’s learned how to clone them?!? He must find that pretty useful when the old ones start getting ‘empowered.’
kendra’s face in that picture pretty much just says it all.
@ Ln: I really wouldn’t know, but don’t you have to look a certain way just to get INTO the Playboy mansion? I would have thought the surgery happened before she became Hef’s plaything.
I cannot imagine any circumstances that would lead me to go near that nasty, perverted, shriveled “man”.
Playboy as a company just needs to accept its impending doom already and stop putting out bad movies and merchandising everything under the sun.
Minnow with the EPIC win!!!!!
What I find interesting is how any of those women think moving into the Playboy Mansion is a permanent gig. Hef looks like one of those apple head dolls, to me.
http://jezebel.com/5351094/spencer-pratt-promises-to-out-ryan-seacrest-on-twitter I’m not sure if there’s hypocrisy in those tweets but they sure are hilarious.
(sorry for the off-topicness I just wanted to share the joy!)
Where’s JRod with his judgment of hit-worthiness?
Hefner has a type alright, but since I like Holly, I’ll spell it out. D-U-M-B
Is Holly Madison her real name? Very similar to Snoopy’s Peanuts sponsor, Dolly Madison, “maker of neat to eat treats”.
LOL MC Mom and everyone. According to the show (which I only see during clips of The Soup, honest!) Holly pretty much helped pick out her(their) successors for a P-boy mag layout. I guess that the current stable was getting too old for Hefner, and he needed some younger fillies in the mansion paddock.
Um, isn’t she now married and knocked up? What right does she have to be concerned about who he dates? Guess she thinks her snatch was better than any of the other clones and that he would quit sex all together once she left. Hefner Girl = 0.10% brains, 75% silicone, 24.9% peroxide.
I think it is Kendra that is married and knocked up. Holly is just the bitter one.
Someone should tell her that her hair and her boobs shouldn’t be in a competition with each other to see which is bigger.
From left to right:
“Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…”
“I’m right NEXT to Hef, but he’s so far away from me…”
“Check out my invisible butt forcefield. It keeps fogey hands off my derrier.”
Yeah, Kendra is the one who’s married and knocked up and apparently loves Jesus.
Jesus must own stock in Playboy…everybody there loves Him.