Spencer Pratt has launched a full-on Twitter war against radio personality and American Idol host Ryan Seacrest after he asked radio listeners yesterday whether they’d rather use a taser on Speidi or Jon Gosselin. (Honestly, it’s a coin toss for me.)
Since then, Spencer has been tweeting threats nonstop. Among Spencer’s verbal assaults from the past day:
I will pay anyone $1,000 dollars for any evidence @ryanseacrest has ever had a real girlfriend!
10:23 AM Sep 2nd from TwitterFon@ryanseacrest you realize you are fifty years old and not prepared for the trenches I’m digging! This is nuclear warfare! You Korea I’m USA!
9:37 AM Sep 2nd from TwitterFon@ryanseacrest I’m represented by your Agent that made you who you are and u fired over fees! You don’t think I have crazy dirt on you !!!
9:34 AM Sep 2nd from TwitterFon@NegativeNatalie tell at @ryanseacrest he just started my first real WAR in hollywood this is not for press !!! Joking about tasing my wife!
9:05 AM Sep 2nd from TwitterFon@ryanseacrest I hope you realize I’m serious and this isnt for press anymore I am truly furious with u! Making a joke out of tasing my wife
8:55 AM Sep 2nd from TwitterFon
Gives new meaning to “Seacrest, out,” doesn’t it?
Where to begin, where to begin. Just yesterday, Spencer announced he would divorce Heidi if she magically became pregnant. So just to confirm, Ryan Seacrest joking about tasing them is not cool, but Spencer is allowed to publicly belittle her as much as he pleases.
Also, does Spencer really want to gay-speculate? Because it’s not like he hasn’t fought off similar rumors before.
Finally, I’m so over the whole “this is not for press” thing. Twitter is the new media, as Spencer has been trying to convince everyone for months. And clearly blogs (yes, including this one) are biting, but hopefully only to point out what a colossal d-bag he is.
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That photo just shouts “Yep, I am a douche” Why is this guy still around? And for him to say “England has a King so why can’t America?” Cause we beat the crap out of them during the Revolutionary war, so we can escape that, numbnuts.
Hey AAW, can we use that as justification to beat the crap out of Pratt?
Yes please Pratt, start a fight with a bazillionaire like Seacrest, who has his hands in almost everything happening in Hollywood today. Then you can be ruined and disappear from the media forever.
Not a very sporting thought, I admit, but someone needs to teach these two a hard lesson, since their parents have failed to do so.
Has anybody ever thought about makeing a bobblehead doll out of….Oh Wait, this d-bag IS a bobblehead doll.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! Someone figure out a way to make him go away permanently! I can’t stand anything about him and just looking at the cheesy “ain’t I cute” picture is disgusting. Smug bastard.
Be vewry, vewry quiet. I want to hunt speidi’s! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Do we really need a reason to beat the crap out of him? Seriously? Cause I just want to do it. He wants to divorce his wife if she becomes mysteriously pregnant? What about the 50 orgasms a day? That is bound to cause something to happen. Maybe God wants them to have a baby. I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit knowing that they could have a baby and there would be more nitwits running around.
And I love the fact that he called Seacrest 50 years old. Isn’t he only in his low 30’s?
I’m seriously thinking of trying to get #taserspeidi into the top trending topics.
Just paint his face light green and he could be The Mask.
Mr. Pratt (very apt name!) had better be careful, or he could find his wife “accidentally” pregnant at the same time Seacrest’s army of minions get definitive proof of his gay bathhouse antics. We’ll see who’s king in that scenario.
….I’ll help, Irish. #taserspeidi FTW.
What’s your Twitter name?
…I still don’t think Heidi understands what an orgasm actually is. Maybe she’ll confuse it with getting tased.
“Me Korea, you USA”?! That sounds like crap my 8-year old cousin says when she thinks she’s right (when she’s obviously not, since she doesn’t have an idea what she’s talking about.)
I’m praying to whatever higher power there is, that Speidi turns out to be robots and Christopher Guest comes out and says “GOTCHA!”
The divorce threats are probably rooted in the deeply hidden secret that he can’t get it up to impregnate her… or that he just wasn’t born with those parts anyway. Hmmmm…
Spencer’s just pissed off ’cause he thinks Jon would have beat them, and you don’t beat Speidi.
The only thing that could make this “story” any worse is if our benevolent bloggers had published this “story” late Friday afternoon, on a long week end no less.
*** Sacrifices a DDB Brazil employee in honor of Holly, Simon, Oversneer, and Britney ***
I am telling you: Those 50 bajillion orgasms per day do NOT HAPPEN with Spencer in the same zip code. For real. Also: Is it my imagination, or does Spencer look more and more like a metrosexual Gary Busey every day? Especially in that photo?
If he EVER gets a tattoo, and it reads anything other than “Massengill”, I’ma throw him a juicy beating.
I want to kick him in his veneered teeth.
Swede! Where is your rotten produce?! New target acquired!
I’m almost feeling charitable towards Spencer for a minute because it’s almost like he understands that humanity does not want he and his wife to reproduce. I’m actually a fan of his “NO BABIEZ EVAR!!” stance for Speidi.
Actually just got in from loading up the SUV. My plan is to let the ordanance rippen and then set course for the wilds of Hollyweird this week end. Scott F. will understand this phrase:
New fire mission….Two windows, ten mellons, fire for effect.
*** for the non-military, that means 20 mellons total will be launched. Not intended to be sanctamonious, but informative ***
@jaetothepea Pearce
DON’T TASE ME BRO!
sorry i had to get that out of my system. anywho, why does spencer give a crap? he’s getting free publicity. HIS FAVORITE THING.
Well obviously there will never be a baby between the two because Spencer spends too much of his time at the local bathhouse…
Swede, I want in.
You Korea I’m USA!
Great, a three year stalemate ending with a demilitarized zone running through the Hollywood Hills.
Somebody please, just eviscerate the bastard now and save us all the oncoming headache.
I’d hit it. With a big #@#%#@% hammer. Until it was dead. Don’t let it MATE.
We’ve got a saying around here….its called the 3 S’s.
Shoot.
Shovel.
Shut up.
Problem taken care of.
“the pratts” are such no talent losers and their 15 mins are up. they’ll do ANYTHING for attention. stupid ass spencer said after they actually got married this past year HE wanted kids. (i remember reading this. yeah i have no life) horseface heidi said no, not for like 10 years. now its turned around. hmmmm yeah for attention. those 2 need a real job.
I think there is something so right about changing your name to ‘King Pratt’, at least if you are a Brit, or know some or our slang.
Why hasn’t anyone actually shot this half-wit in the face, you guys have the right to bear arms, use it for something to benefit the world!