When Tyra and Perez get together, it’s a meeting of the minds. Well… a meeting, at least!

According to Contactmusic News:

TV talk show host Tyra Banks made Perez Hilton promise to stop writing derogatory stories about underage stars just days before Demi Moore chastised the celebrity blogger for targeting her daughter Tallulah.

Moore lashed out at Hilton last week over a set of “inappropriate” pictures of her 15 year old daughter, accusing him of “exploiting” teenagers. Moore claimed the shots of the youngster, wearing a low cut top and a revealing pair of shorts, compared to “child pornography” and called Hilton a “pervert.”

It has now been revealed that just days before Moore’s outburst, the gossip king filmed an episode of Banks’ self-titled TV show where the former model made him vow to stop bad-mouthing stars under the age of 18.

On the show, recorded on 18 August, Banks tells Hilton, “When you’re a kid, especially the kid of a celebrity, I don’t feel they should be put in the public in a way to be made fun of. I feel they should be protected.”

So does Perez! Except when he doesn’t. Which is whenever he feels like it.

But don’t worry, Tyra, he’ll definitely tell you what you want to hear to your face. So if you want Perez Hilton to be honest, all you have to do is arrange it so you have direct eye contact with him 24/7! What could be better? Not only would it give you a greater appreciation for the oeuvre of Baby Huey, but it would definitely serve as an appetite suppressant.

Not that you need one, Tyra. No, you look fine. I was just kidding around. Seriously. Although you are looking a little… Never mind. You’re totally fat. I mean flab. Fab! The word I meant to say was fab.