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Perez Hilton: As Honest As He Is Smart and Good-Looking

fattiesWhen Tyra and Perez get together, it’s a meeting of the minds. Well… a meeting, at least!

According to Contactmusic News:

TV talk show host Tyra Banks made Perez Hilton promise to stop writing derogatory stories about underage stars just days before Demi Moore chastised the celebrity blogger for targeting her daughter Tallulah.

Moore lashed out at Hilton last week over a set of “inappropriate” pictures of her 15 year old daughter, accusing him of “exploiting” teenagers. Moore claimed the shots of the youngster, wearing a low cut top and a revealing pair of shorts, compared to “child pornography” and called Hilton a “pervert.”

It has now been revealed that just days before Moore’s outburst, the gossip king filmed an episode of Banks’ self-titled TV show where the former model made him vow to stop bad-mouthing stars under the age of 18.

On the show, recorded on 18 August, Banks tells Hilton, “When you’re a kid, especially the kid of a celebrity, I don’t feel they should be put in the public in a way to be made fun of. I feel they should be protected.”

So does Perez! Except when he doesn’t. Which is whenever he feels like it.

But don’t worry, Tyra, he’ll definitely tell you what you want to hear to your face. So if you want Perez Hilton to be honest, all you have to do is arrange it so you have direct eye contact with him 24/7! What could be better? Not only would it give you a greater appreciation for the oeuvre of Baby Huey, but it would definitely serve as an appetite suppressant.

Not that you need one, Tyra. No, you look fine. I was just kidding around. Seriously. Although you are looking a little… Never mind. You’re totally fat. I mean flab. Fab! The word I meant to say was fab.

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17 Responses to “Perez Hilton: As Honest As He Is Smart and Good-Looking”


  1. 1 Emma Sep 8th, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    Given his track record, why would ANYONE believe a promise from the fat boy? She even had to bribe him with an appearance on ANTM – and his qualification for that would be…?

  2. 2 TheIrish Sep 8th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    When he gets on ANTM, I wonder what questions he will ask the contestants…

  3. 3 ktgreat Sep 8th, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    If I recall, the “ladies” of The View tried shaming him into the same thing about a year ago. It didn’t take. He was on Chelsey Lately the other night; I had to change the channel. I couldn’t take it(him).

  4. 4 Anonymous Sep 8th, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    The part of this that stands out the most for me is Demi comparing the pictures to “child pornography”. So, he posted pictures of your daughter…. wearing clothes…. that she was, you know, wearing…. and it’s child pornography? Maybe Demi needs to keep a closer watch on what her underage daughter wears, especially being her mother and all.

  5. 5 randomstalker Sep 8th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
  6. 6 John Sep 8th, 2009 at 8:01 pm

    I agree with anymouse. If the dem lunatic Moore thinks her daughter is being pornographic she is the one responsible. This is not to say Hilton is not a F**ed up Ahole.

  7. 7 Kat Sep 8th, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    I can’t stand the little puke, but on this one I am with “anonymous”. Maybe Demi should pledge to spend a little more time raising her daughter and making sure she wears age appropriate clothes, instead of pledging to help our Dear Leader.

  8. 8 Koka Sep 9th, 2009 at 12:17 am

    Thank God atleast this wasn’t the article that stayed up all weekend.

    Nobody will be able to shame this freak into anything….its hard to make a person feel shame that has no shame in the first place.

  9. 9 Jill Sep 9th, 2009 at 7:36 am

    Anonymous – exactly what I thought when I read the article.

  10. 10 Angry Army Wife Sep 9th, 2009 at 8:06 am

    I spit out my water this morning when I read the title of this article. Thanks for cheering me up!

    And I agree, maybe Demi should not allow her daughter to dress so scantily. I cannot believe I would ever side with fat blob, but in this case, he posted a pic of her daughter out in public.

  11. 11 Beige Sep 9th, 2009 at 10:06 am

    Maybe Demi should pledge to spend a little more time raising her daughter and making sure she wears age appropriate clothes, instead of pledging to help our Dear Leader.

    This might be considerably easier if Demi herself knew how to dress age-appropriately. Sadly, she does not.

  12. 12 California Dave Sep 9th, 2009 at 10:41 am

    Ah, c’mon Beige – Demi figures if she looks like she’s in her twenties (thanks to all the non-cosmetic surgery she’s had), she must dress and act like she’s in her twenties.

  13. 13 Jannah Sep 9th, 2009 at 11:04 am

    Heheh, I always change the channel when Chelsea Lately comes on. :-)

    It seems as if the chickens of PH’s ugly soul are finally coming home to roost, and the public is FINALLY noticing what this guy is all about — much thanks to blogs like this one. His soul needs prayer. And so does Martha Stewart’s for having him as a guest on her show about blogging last year. I would have so loved to be the fly ont he wall when all the housewives and old ladies went to check out his blog and saw all of his pics of “things” drawn coming out of people’s mouths and whatnots, in his jacked up images. Blech.

  14. 14 jenn Sep 9th, 2009 at 11:46 am

    PH is shilling for health care now. Does rock the vote and the White House actually think anyone takes this guy seriously?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlMeJIaeFvw

  15. 15 Beige Sep 9th, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    THANK YOU GOD.

    If ANYTHING is going to kill the health-care crap, it’s going to be this papsmear’s endorsement.

  16. 16 Angry Army Wife Sep 9th, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    I hope he gets on his soapbox again. For once, I may like this guy. But, just this once and for this reason only. :)

  17. 17 MC Mom Sep 9th, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    Do I get a gold star for never visiting the PH website? ;-)

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