Chronic reality star Tila Tequila has been uncharacteristically quiet for a few months, but I’m happy to report that the drought has ended. She had her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman, arrested for battery and false imprisonment in the wee hours of Sunday morning after he allegedly choked her when she tried to leave his home.
Merriman counters that Tila was drunk as a skunk and he was merely restraining her so she wouldn’t attempt to drive. Outraged at the implication that she’s just some Hollywood party slut, Tila took to Twitter to say that’s impossible for a very good reason:
“I am allergic to alcohol. It has been publicly known for years. That is how I got the name Tila “Tequila” cuz the irony. I cant drink”
Unfortunately for her, while she later remembered to take down that Tweet, she forgot that she also posted this photo captioned “Me getting Tipsy in my hotel about to go to the Chargers VS 49ers Game! Then Parttaaay in ma pizzants! LOL” on Saturday afternoon — a few hours before the alleged assault occurred.
The guy who owns the nightclub where she was partying in her pizzants confirmed that she downed several shots of tequila (how fitting!) and was working on a bottle of vodka all night.
I have an alcohol allergy too. It makes my face red and my words slur, and I have trouble walking straight and making good decisions. Man, I should totally get that looked at.
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I have that same allergy!
I look at that photo and it looks wrong to me.
The camera in her hand is pointed slightly downward from horizontal (maybe -5 degrees) and would not have taken the picture provided, which is shot slightly upward (maybe +7 degrees).
Plus, it looks like a professionally lit with diffuse light, versus a candid snapshot.
Independent of the photo, the accompanying text is of course hypocritical.
Second party hearsay. Not admissable.
“James Brennan, the owner of the Stingaree nightclub, said several of his employees told him she drank several shots of tequila and sipped a bottle of vodka.”
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2009/09/nightclub-owner-tila-tequila-lying-about-not-drinking-on-saturday/1
Candid photos tend to look a little more like this:
http://i25.tinypic.com/dregeq.jpg
Irish, I think it’s the toxic ice cubes you use. Ask any chemist: if you prepare and ingest a tincture of ice, there is loss of coordination, slurring of speech, depressed inhibitions, and, believe it or not, impaired judgement. Trust me, have I ever lied to you? Today?
Normally, that would sound suspicious Turkeyguy,but I just got home from Happy Hour so my allergies are really acting up. It totally must be from the ice cubes, or my invisible pants, which I can’t seem to find now.
What were we talking about again? Oh yeah, Tila Tequila is a horrible liar and should disappear, just like my pants did.
Bar keep! Shot of Jack in a dirty glass and a Claritin stat!
She doesn’t have to drink, but her boyfriends do.
Dayum! Talk about having two grapefruits bolted onto your chest!
Ok make that basketballs. I’m surprised that string hasn’t gone out with a bang.
Or a whimper, poor thing
They’re probably filled with helium, like her head.
You get what you deserve Merriman.
Twitpic……..don’t think there is any other title that would fit better….except for titpic. Who was she before she tried to get famous? I know she did that reality show where she wanted to find her sexual partner for life or something like that….both women and men competed.
this idiot is an idiot and i’m glad she went away, for a while.
“Nguyen was featured on the cover of the April 2006 issue of Stuff magazine; in the interview, she claimed that her nickname “Tila Tequila” came about when she experimented with alcohol at the age of thirteen” (Glibert, Laura (April 2006). “Enter The Dragon”. Stuff.)
I just hate it when my allergies flare up like that.
I’ve got choice paralysis, over here. Do I point out that nobody has said things like “pizzants” since 2002? Or do I remark that her “alcohol allergy” must be a real bitch, heaped as it is on top of her intelligence allergy and her clothing allergy and her severe allergy to SHUTTING THE HELL UP and BUGGERING OFF ALREADY?
Shut up, Tila Tequila. Get busy drinking yourself to death or something. Just do it out of the public eye, okizzay?
I kinda wondered if the Tila half of her moniker was ironic too.
Tila = type of wood
Wooden breasts? Wooden head? Not so much ironic as descriptive.
What would really suck is if he really did abuse her and her obnoxious lie got in the way of anyone seeing that.
Nice simpsons reference… “Me bad grammar? Unpossible”
Uck. Her crabs all have the clap.
Hey–didn’t they recall the Whorebot 3000? Isn’t she supposed to be on a truck, on her way back to the factory?
AAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNND Beige for the win
Allergic to alcohol, huh? Man, those are two giant hives she’s sporting in that photo.
Al Davis wrote her a check? Wanting her to make a ruckus before the Chargers PASTE the Raiders?
Hey … could be … inquiring minds want to know.
Strange…I occasionally drink for the sole purpose of getting my allergy to flare up. I must be a masochist.
Hee.
A True Masochist: “Hurt me! Hurt me!”
A True Sadist: “…No. Heh.”