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Natalie Portman Thinks the Recession Is ‘Exciting’

natalie-portman-diamondsNatalie Portman apparently lives locked in a beautiful ivory Harvard tower, far far away from things like debt collectors and foreclosure. Otherwise I can’t explain why she voiced this completely insouciant view of the economic climate:

“I think it’s kind of an exciting time. I mean, everyone is cutting back. It’s happening in every industry – including our own. All of a sudden, people are doing jobs that they hate and they’re not making as much money as they thought they would or they’ve lost their jobs entirely. I’ve started to see people looking more toward their own passions and what really excites them.”

It’s totally exciting to go without your medications because you can no longer afford them, right? You never know what might happen!

Unfortunately for Natalie, she doesn’t have such excitement in her life. Her fortunes are just fine, as evidenced by her purchase of a $3 million castle in a gated Los Angeles community last week.

And what housing bust? Her luxury Manhattan condo — complete with infinity lap pool and 32-foot balcony — sold for $6.5 million last November.

I don’t begrudge her enjoyment of the spoils of her success. But don’t tell the plebes that they are just so lucky to do without when you don’t have to so much as cancel your cable.

(Hat tip: Tara Lynn Thompson)

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34 Responses to “Natalie Portman Thinks the Recession Is ‘Exciting’”


  1. 1 Angry Army Wife Sep 9th, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    excitement in seeing people doing jobs that they hate? Wow. She is so far out there, she gives GOOP a good name.

  2. 2 Catharine Sep 9th, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Soooo, people doing jobs they hate = people tapping into their inner passions? What? I thought NP was supposed to be smart!
    Maybe my pleb mind just doesn’t get her superior Hollywood intelligence.

  3. 3 Baba Yaga Sep 9th, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Just remember folks, this dingbat is supposed to be one of the *smart* ones in Hollywood because she went to Harvard.

    How smart can she be if she dates skeevy guys like Moby and Devendra Banhart?

  4. 4 AllyKat Sep 9th, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Right, because I can afford to hold out for a job/career that I am passionate about when I have to take a job that I hate in order to feed/clothe/shelter myself? Does she listen to herself? That has got to be one of the most nonsensical things I have ever read. Apparently, Natalie is living in Wonderland.

  5. 5 Jill Sep 9th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    Maybe she finds her “downgrade” from $6.5 million condo to $3 million castle exciting, and assumes that other people are having the same sort of experience. Must be nice to live in a fairytale…

  6. 6 TheIrish Sep 9th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    And I used to think she was so hot…this just goes to show that life is one disappointment after another.

    Just like Episode I.

  7. 7 Koka Sep 9th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    She was evidently smoking something to make such idiotic comments as thinking a recession is exciting. Joyfully deliriously feeding a family of 4 on a McD’s paycheck because you had to take a job you hate since you lost yours? Downgrade to choosing between buying food or meds? Happy ’cause you lost your house due to losing your job? Ya’ll know anyone who is EXCITED about doing any of that? They should be over the moon happy since then “they can find their inner passion”.

    Please. This is bad advertising for a Harvard education.

  8. 8 Minnow Sep 9th, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    I wonder how excited Nat’s gonna be when the proletariat decides not to waste their meager wages on Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium II.

  9. 9 BB Sep 9th, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Remember, even at Harvard, 50% of the people graduate at the BOTTOM of their class. And, generally, those “inner passion”-type jobs are the first to evaporate during a recession. The only things left are jobs where you are doing the workload of 2-3 laid off workers.

  10. 10 Angry Army Wife Sep 9th, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    Didn’t Obama also go to Harvard? Hmmm, there seems to be a pattern here.
    http://www.newsmax.com/timmerman/obama_harvard_/2008/09/23/133199.html

  11. 11 Beige Sep 9th, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    TheIrish wins the thread. Hee. ;)

    Yeah, the landed gentry thinks it’s so cute when the peasants are forced to cut back and get inventive on which of their kids is allowed to eat today. Natalie Portman should be fed to someone’s dogs.

  12. 12 drm31415 Sep 9th, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    It is the same kind of excitement the Romans got from watching gladiators fight to the death.
    By the way, I still think she is hot, she is just more proof that people attractive on the outside can still be ugly on the inside.

  13. 13 Elle Sep 9th, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Exciting (pr: ek -si – ting) adj; ” . . . . everyone is cutting back. . . . people are doing jobs that they hate and they’re not making as much money as they thought they would or . . . . lost their jobs entirely”

    Not my definition of exciting that’s for sure.

  14. 14 Pastafarian Sep 9th, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    Moron.

  15. 15 MC Mom Sep 9th, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    Apparently Ms. Portman didn’t realize that “may you live in interesting times” was actually a curse. She must’ve skipped class that day.

  16. 16 Aleric Sep 9th, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    She is a rich girl with a rich girls perception of the world. The same way Ted Kennedy was one of the richest families in America but some how he was a champion of the poor and understood how the under privilage felt.

  17. 17 bigmama Sep 9th, 2009 at 5:50 pm

    Exhibit #234 for showing why actors need to keep their mouths shut.

  18. 18 Don Sep 9th, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    Jar-Jar Binks made more intelligent comments.

  19. 19 Conrad Sep 9th, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    TheIrish: She is hot. Just no brain to go w/ that great body.

  20. 20 Pearce Sep 9th, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    ….and my father wonders why I refused to go to Harvard.

  21. 21 Jannah Sep 9th, 2009 at 8:53 pm

    Let them eat cake, right Natalie?

    I so wish that I could remove her face and fake British accent from my “V For Vendetta” DVD.

    :-(

  22. 22 Fortunate_Son Sep 9th, 2009 at 11:07 pm

    More hypocrisy…how does she reconcile her Jewish faith with her support for Obama when only 4% of Jews believe Obama is Pro-Israel?

    http://jta.org/news/article/2009/08/28/1007507/percent-of-jewish-israelis-that-see-obama-as-pro-israel-continues-to-decline

  23. 23 Fortunate_Son Sep 9th, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    How does she reconcile her Jewish faith with her unwavering support for Obama when only 4% of Jews see Obama as pro-Israel?

    http://jta.org/news/article/2009/08/28/1007507/percent-of-jewish-israelis-that-see-obama-as-pro-israel-continues-to-decline

  24. 24 TheIrish Sep 10th, 2009 at 1:01 am

    Obviously, she understands what it means to be “Jewish” about as much as she understands what it means to be “normal person living in this craptacular economy.”

  25. 25 katie Sep 10th, 2009 at 4:27 am

    pfttt. what a complete tool.

  26. 26 rob Sep 10th, 2009 at 6:15 am

    “I’ve started to see people looking more toward their own passions and what really excites them.”

    I don’t know what planet she is from, but it’s hard to pursue your passions when you don’t have any damn money to spend on them.

  27. 27 Ln Sep 10th, 2009 at 8:28 am

    I have a passion for feeding, clothing and putting a roof over my families head. I just get so excited when many many hours of work pay off and I can see the things I have such passion for right in front of my eyes.

  28. 28 Beige Sep 10th, 2009 at 8:38 am

    Enjoy that while it lasts, Ln. I don’t know about you, but my husband works many, many hours of OT just so we’ll have what we need after paying obscenely high taxes to keep the local crack thugs and welfare hos in plasma screens and manicures. And if things get even MORE “exciting”, we’ll be paying for their abortions as well.

  29. 29 Kristine Sep 10th, 2009 at 11:47 am

    Oh look, another Ivy League elitist who knows better than you how you should live. Can we just kick the northeast out already?

  30. 30 TheRose Sep 10th, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    I’m thinking that Truman Capote was right when he said that the better an actor is the stupider they are.

    I keep hoping that what she said isn’t what she meant, but I fear tht she really is that clueless.

  31. 31 Freak Show Sep 10th, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    What a tard.

  32. 32 MC Mom Sep 10th, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    Please don’t boot us, Kristine! Not all us New Englanders are such morons. ;-)

  33. 33 Mary Sep 15th, 2009 at 8:31 am

    She lives in wonderland, what a total moron. I’ll be EXCITING to keep the money I’d have wasted in the past to watch her be wooden on-screen.

  34. 34 DoIt Sep 21st, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    Whoaaa girl, that’s a good one. Portman, your acting is just as fake as your nose.

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