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Kim Kardashian Credits Quick Cure for Killer Curves

kim-kardashian-small-buttKim Kardashian made her appearance at New York Fashion Week yesterday and let it be said that she looks … different. There’s no denying that she’s slimmed down a lot in recent months, and props to her for working it in that dress, but if you were only famous for your butt and for proclaiming that “I am a curvy girl and I love my curves,” you might want to try to keep some junk in your trunk.

But what really chaps my ass (heh) is that she seems to be pretending on Twitter that diet pills gave her this newly svelte body:

$5 off ALL QuickTrim products! Coupon code:14533 Only good 9/12 – 9/13 (Sat and Sun) Instore @ GNC & online!
7:20 AM Sep 13th from mobile web

U can get Quick Trim now http://tinyurl.com/nqbjuq It works! Check out my twitpics! I lost my last 6 lbs fast & toned up! Loving QUICK TRIM
11:12 AM Sep 11th from web

Don’t kill me @NickSaglimbeni 4 posting snapshots of our shoot, they aren’t photoshopped yet, but who needs it! Quick Trim baby! Go get it!
11:09 AM Sep 11th from web

And that’s not even mentioning her Life & Style cover story where she implies that taking Quick Trim counts as a lifestyle change.

So I guess we don’t need to buy her workout video, Fit In Your Jeans By Friday, right? And forget diet and exercise, like she credited for her weight loss earlier this year. Because all we need to do is take a magic pill she is now clearly paid to endorse.

Obesity crisis solved.

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23 Responses to “Kim Kardashian Credits Quick Cure for Killer Curves”


  1. 1 Freak Show Sep 16th, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    HEY! Where did her butt go?

  2. 2 ganzagwenie Sep 16th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    “but if you were only famous for your butt and for proclaiming that “I am a curvy girl and I love my curves,””

    I thought she was famous for getting peed on in a sex tape?

  3. 3 Fortunate_Son Sep 16th, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    If Kim Kardashian really held the cure for obesity, would she still have a wooly mammoth for a sister?

  4. 4 Swede0319 Sep 16th, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    I thought that her big butt looked like a shelf. Or maybe it was the velcro implants that she uses.

  5. 5 Fortunate_Son Sep 16th, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Jocelyn Wildenstein looks more different than normal. (Either way you read the preceding sentence is accurate).

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1213845/Bloated-Bride-Wildenstein-looks-frightening-ever.html

  6. 6 Koka Sep 16th, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    Looks like its the same butt to me…..but then I look at men’s butts and not women’s…LOL

  7. 7 Fortunate_Son Sep 16th, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    On this day in 2003, John Edwards first announced his campaign for presidency.

    Perhaps on this day in 2009 he should announce his paternity for Frances Quinn Hunter?

    http://www.npr.org/blogs/politicaljunkie/2009/09/on_this_day_in_2003_john_edwar.html

  8. 8 Catharine Sep 16th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    Wow my butt’s bigger than hers now!! That’s amazing.

  9. 9 turkeyguy Sep 16th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    Catherine, I won’t believe it until I see it. Oops, does my wife know I said that?

  10. 10 TheIrish Sep 16th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    @ganzagwenie wait a second….you can become famous for having someone pee on you? Why hasn’t anyone told this to me sooner?!

  11. 11 Catharine Sep 16th, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    Lol it’s true I swear! Hmm maybe I could change my name to Katharine and join their family! (just kidding ya’ll, don’t worry).

  12. 12 Aleric Sep 16th, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    How long will it take before she regains all the weight she lost and start blaming her metabolism?

  13. 13 MC Mom Sep 16th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Aleric, I give it six months…then six months after that she’ll be on the cover of ‘US Weekly’ about how she magically re-lost all that weight.

  14. 14 TheIrish Sep 16th, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    If only they could make a pill to help some of these people grow a brain.

  15. 15 Ln Sep 16th, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    She must be friends with Demi, who has never seen a plastic surgeon.

  16. 16 GT Sep 16th, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    I am confused. Here is a whore who became famous for whoring in several different venues of whoredom and we are surprised she is whoring for a weight loss product?

  17. 17 Fortunate_Son Sep 16th, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    Whorepocrisy?

  18. 18 snapnhiss Sep 16th, 2009 at 8:24 pm

    I thought she had a fantastic figure, as did Scarlett Johansson, before succumbing to the herdlike notion that you have to be skinny to be beautiful.

  19. 19 MildlyAmused Sep 16th, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    @Fortunate Son

    Of course she’d still have a wooly mammoth for a sister! Even if she did hold the cure to obesity, do you think this fame whore would actually share that with someone? What if they upstaged her?

  20. 20 katie Sep 17th, 2009 at 6:53 am

    i am so sick of the kardashian broads. nothing but talentless skanks, and their dad was the one who got OJ simpson off for murder. enough said. kim is obviously plugging those stupid pills and she’ll do anything for attention.. ugh go away.

  21. 21 Tal Sep 17th, 2009 at 7:38 pm

    Diet pills hypocrisy I see, but she’s still a very curvy woman.

  22. 22 Jrod Sep 18th, 2009 at 11:54 am

    I’d hit it!

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