The facts are these: David Hasselhoff was admitted to the hospital on Sunday after his 17-year-old daughter Hayley called 911 and reported that he was incoherently drunk.
But pulling a Tila Tequila, The Hoff says that’s not possible because he doesn’t drink anymore:
Hasselhoff’s people tell us he was being treated by his family doctor for an ear infection and was takin Antivert. Hasselhoff was also taking Antabuse, which prevents alcoholics from drinking. The Hoff’s camp says the combination of drugs messed up his equilibrium, he was feeling sick and wasn’t able to reach his family doctor.
Team Hasselhoff says when paramedics arrived David decided to go to the hospital — not because he was drinking but to help with the equilibrium problem.
Considering this is not the first time (or even the second) Hayley has had to take care of her inebriated mess of a dad, I think she might know what drunk looks like. But hey, I’m sure everyone believes his ear story.
Bonus link: Nerve.com’s 20 Classic Douchebag Quotes. The Hoff makes the Hall of Fame on page 3.
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What a speciman of MALENESS! Look at those MOOBS. Look at that six-pack ab rolls! WOW! What a MAN!
How the mighty have fallen.
I had an equilibrium problem too last weekend. It was my birthday and I wasn’t buying.
I’m planing on having a pretty severe equilibrium problem this weekend.
Wow, that guy could have any woman in Germany he wanted, then this happens…
Which reminds me…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCWGiUYjxEs
Doesn’t Antabuse just keep alcoholics from drinking by reacting badly if they drink?
Yes it does cause a bad bad reaction. But the people I know who took it would skip taking the pill in order to have a drink.
Hasselhoff is a charter member of the Girls’ Bike Club over at Tomato Nation. Good to see he takes that honor seriously.