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09

Kelly Osbourne Hates Short Skirts

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Reality TV’s poster child for teen rebellion, Kelly Osbourne, apparently has a problem with short skirts.  Page Six reports that at Friday’s Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party, the Dancing with the Stars contestant told a pal:

She was “shocked” at how short the skirts of female partygoers were since they were all so young.

Note: Kelly is only 24.  All this is a little funny since Ms. Osbourne’s fashion history shows a fondness for short skirts (not to mention her other strange clothing choices).  She even had a “Britney moment” of her own.

We’ll have to see what kind of “dresses” DWTS costumers have in store this season for the hater of short skirts.  Maybe she can dance in a muumuu.

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8 Responses to “Kelly Osbourne Hates Short Skirts”


  1. 1 Tal Sep 29th, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    I’m not seeing the hypocrisy here. You can be an adult, albeit a young adult, and recognize that some clothes that adults wear aren’t appropriate for young girls.

  2. 2 Pastafarian Sep 29th, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    Short skirts? I’m for ‘em except on Kelly Osbourne. Although she does look better since she lost the corpse paint sprayed on with an air compressor.

  3. 3 Aleric Sep 29th, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    Not to mention losing 40 pounds, Pasta.

    Kelly Osbourne was boozing it up and running around all hours of the night from age 16 to 22 and now she wants to judge people?? There is your hypocrisy.

  4. 4 Mister Snitch Sep 29th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    A couple of your image links return the result ‘Forbidden’. YOu realize, of course, this only makes me want them more.

  5. 5 Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg Sep 30th, 2009 at 10:55 am

    “Kelly Osbourne Hates Short Skirts”

    Apparently the feeling is mutual.

  6. 6 cara Oct 1st, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Funny…I was wondering aloud the other day why it seems fat chicks always wear the shortest skirts???? Any guesses?

  7. 7 Mister Snitch Oct 1st, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    Fat chicks often wind up with nice legs. You go with what you got.

  8. 8 Beige Oct 1st, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    @Snoop: You totally win the thread with that. :)

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