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Oct
09

Is Holly Madison Fakin’ It About Fakin’ It?

Holly Madison is famous for two things: Letting Hugh Hefner put his hands and other body parts on her, and showing us all how much she rilly-rilly hates fur:

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“You don’t need fur. And if you want the look of fur … there’s faux fur,” she says. “There is just no reason for it.”

Which must be why this just happened (hat tip to Vegetarian Star):

Holly Madison and Carrot Top crowned Ice Queen and King at Minus 5 one Year anniversary celebration

Must be nice to gain fame and fortune by constantly showing your ass. And then you get to stand next to Holly Madison.

Last week she and Carrot Top were crowned “Ice Queen and King” at the first anniversary of the Minus 5 Ice Lounge in Vegas, an honor bestowed upon (and desired by) few. More importantly, though: What the heck is she wearing?

A commenter at Vegetarian Star says:

Just an FYI, Minus 5 only has faux fur coats. That is why there was no problem when Holly Madison wore the faux fur coat and hat.

Could be, but check out this snippet from the press release for their grand opening last year (emphasis mine):

Ice Weddings
Restrain yourself from making jokes about cold feet, but Minus 5 will certainly be the only Las Vegas venue to perform “ice wedding” ceremonies. With stained “ice” windows and pews, beautiful ice sculptures and ice candelabra, the Minus 5 ice-chapel creates an unparalleled setting for a romantic wedding ceremony. Brides are outfitted with an elegant white satin fur-trimmed cape to keep warm, and all ceremonies are organized in conjunction with the wedding professionals from the Mandalay Bay wedding department.

Talk about a chilly reception! And then there’s this from the Minus 5 site:

Guests can explore the ice lounge and relax on ice couches covered in deer skin

Sounds comfy. So the briskly bracing bar isn’t really specific about whether or not their furs are real, and they’re not all that worried about Bambi.

Should we give Ms. Madison the benefit of the doubt? Did she keep her promise while keeping her silicone from freezing? If she’s as committed to fakin’ it as she says she is, maybe she should clear things up.

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28 Responses to “Is Holly Madison Fakin’ It About Fakin’ It?”


  1. 1 turkeyguy Oct 1st, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    For some reason, every time I look at that picture of her I get a craving for ham….

  2. 2 Jrod Oct 1st, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    I would Hit it-Hit it.

  3. 3 jenn Oct 1st, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    That butt looks like it’s fakin’ it.

  4. 4 TheIrish Oct 1st, 2009 at 6:11 pm

    @turkeyguy funny, whenever I see that picture (or any picture for PETA for the mattter) I get a craving for clubbing baby seals.

  5. 5 Simon Scowl Oct 1st, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    That butt looks like it’s fakin’ it.

    Yeah, I did a little crude Photoshopping to making it suitable for the front page. If you really need to see the crack, click the link.

  6. 6 Thrillho Oct 1st, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    Who did the Photoshop job on her arse crack? Although this isn’t much better:

    http://www.furisdead.com/buttons/holly_madison_fake_it_full.jpg

    I have no idea who this woman is or what she does. Something to do with Playboy, obviously. But that’s about it.

  7. 7 Pastafarian Oct 1st, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    So that makes you what… AT LEAST the second guy to Photoshop that picture.

  8. 8 Thrillho Oct 1st, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    Sorry. Didn’t see jenns comment before I posted.

  9. 9 Katy Oct 1st, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    I just look at that photo and think “Uhhh…. yeahh… is there something on my butt?… It kind of itches, or something… I’m so tired…. Where am I?….”

  10. 10 Mister Snitch Oct 1st, 2009 at 10:36 pm

    I dunno, what’s “satin fur”? Maybe that means “fake (rayon?) fur” but sounds nicer. And I don’t know if I could hold her accountable for deerskin couches in the lounge. That seems stretching it.

  11. 11 Pearce Oct 1st, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    Satin fur-trimmed, not satin fur.

    Minus Five is a neat place, but they definitely make a lot of use of animal products, so honestly no PETA moron should have anything to do with it.

    Then again, I also think if you disapprove of fur, you shouldn’t wear fake fur, either.

  12. 12 Simon Scowl Oct 2nd, 2009 at 12:58 am

    The question is, if they’ve got animal skins all over the place, would they bother with fake fur coats? You’d think somebody who went to all the trouble to pose for PETA over it would ask.

  13. 13 katie Oct 2nd, 2009 at 6:31 am

    hmmm.. simon i know you did photoshopping on that classy pic of holly but you know what i just thought of? she has a tramp stamp (this brings a whole new meaning…) of the playboy bunny on her lower back. did PETA photoshop that out too?

  14. 14 katie Oct 2nd, 2009 at 6:32 am

    oh wait i’m sorry, i should have googled “holly madison tramp stamp” BEFORE i said anything, lol apparently she had it removed a few months ago!

  15. 15 Mister Snitch Oct 2nd, 2009 at 7:46 am

    “The question is, if they’ve got animal skins all over the place, would they bother with fake fur coats? You’d think somebody who went to all the trouble to pose for PETA over it would ask.”

    OK, fair points. You thought about it, which is what I expect from you. It was just starting to feel like the girl was gonna have to check the owners’ BMW to see if it had leather seats, or she’d be a hypocrite. Unless that already DOES make her a hypocrite, in which case does she have to check all the employees’ cars too? And do leather shoes count? Sorry, I just don’t know the rules here.

    Half the world is already looking to brand the other half a sinner, and they’re all scrambling for new definitions that work for their side. Where does it end…

  16. 16 Mister Snitch Oct 2nd, 2009 at 7:54 am

    OK so I’m looking at her fur-TRIMMED satin thingie. Got that straight now. Question is that we don’t know if that’s faux-fur or not. Well, it sorta LOOKS fake, but then so does she. I can’t make that call. Carrot Top, though, definitely is artificially-enhanced. Er, are we supposed to be concerned about cruelty to vegetables, too?

  17. 17 Beige Oct 2nd, 2009 at 8:04 am

    Mister Snitch, I’m sure the girl is quite an expert on car seats. Especially car backseats.

  18. 18 jenn Oct 2nd, 2009 at 9:37 am

    Oh Beige – zinnnngggg! Good one.

  19. 19 Mister Snitch Oct 2nd, 2009 at 9:47 am

    You guys play rough. Don’t stop on my account.

  20. 20 D--- Oct 2nd, 2009 at 9:47 am

    You know your career has fallen when you are schlubbing for the same people as Carrot Top

  21. 21 RockitQueen Oct 2nd, 2009 at 10:27 am

    I’ve been to Minus 5 and I didn’t see any deer skin or real fur myself. But what do I know. Just my 2c.

  22. 22 Fortunate_Son Oct 2nd, 2009 at 10:40 am

    I’m surprised Playboy hasn’t sent a Cease and Desist letter on that cover.

    The font and layout certainly imply that Playboy endorses PETA, when I doubt that is really the case.

  23. 23 Simon Scowl Oct 2nd, 2009 at 11:15 am

    Half the world is already looking to brand the other half a sinner, and they’re all scrambling for new definitions that work for their side. Where does it end…

    Not here, friend.

  24. 24 Commander PopTart Oct 2nd, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    Simon,

    Can you Photoshop Carrot top into electronic oblivion? That photo reminds me of an orangutan monkey ass – I know these things because an exact duplicate of him showed up on Animal Plant last week while I was watching reruns of Merkat Manor.

  25. 25 Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg Oct 2nd, 2009 at 1:03 pm
  26. 26 flirt Oct 2nd, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Carrot Top scares me.

  27. 27 Beige Oct 2nd, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    Okay, I usually try to give at least lip service to the topic at hand. But Flirt brings up a very important point, which is: HELL NO, NOT CARROT TOP. How anybody can go from raging, shave-your-dog’s-butt-and-teach-it-to-walk-backwards fugly, to cosmetically-enhanced-Pennywise-the-Clown fugly, or even why he’d want to do that, is a mystery for the ages.

  28. 28 Anonymous Jun 14th, 2010 at 7:29 am

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