Our favorite mercury poisoned martyr, Jeremy Piven, is eating fish again!
Earlier this week, Piven was spotted in Chicago enjoying a nice piece of whitefish at Gibsons Steakhouse. (Aside: Why the heck would you order Planked Whitefish when there are three Filet Mignon options on the menu?)
Back in June of course Piven made a big hoopla about being fish free after his bout with “mercury poisoning.” He told People:
I changed all of those habits. All of these things happen to make us better. So, you’ve got to embrace that.
Apparently 10 months is long enough to embrace a fish-free lifestyle. He is now cured of an ailment that wasn’t real in the first place and can officially un-change his fish-eating habits.
Welcome back to fish Mr. Piven!
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Gibsons?! God that place is terrible. They have one close by here in Rosemont. Imagine every middle management/cigar aficionado, Men’s Warehouse suit wearing, 30k millionaire type tool gathered in one place drunk talking REALLY LOUD ABOUT THE BEARS, AND THE CUBS.
There’s way better places for steak in the Chicago area.
Oh and
Take that peta!
Shhhh. You were not suppose to notice him eating fish and being a hypocrite.
Strangely enough Pastfarian, I too have been to that Gibsons.
Had a mediocre steak and a few dozen drinks before taking a secret back room tunnel to the frog bar next door.
Ended the night at a basement dive called La Colonial where Tommy Lee was shooting up in plain view.
Whitefish relatively low on the mercury levels.
Hey they sent me through took tunnel too! Except I went through the door I wound up in the alley.
Gaaaahhhh. Has Piven EVER had a photo taken in which he didn’t look like he was campaigning to be canonized as the patron saint of dicksmacks? Ten years after he’s buried, he’ll still be down there faux-sexy grimacing and posing. I hate him, and I hate his ass…face.
Mental note – do not wear Men’s Warehouse suit when hitting on Pastafarian
Yeah Beige, I cant tell which is his face and which is his ass too. Scientist have spent millions in grant money trying to determine the difference between the two.
Maybe he made a diet change just for the halibut.
That’s right. I’m recycling Chico Marx’ old jokes.
And he paid a fin for it.
ROFLOL… I need to bake all of ya’ll a batch of cookies!!
Beige – you kill me (in a good way)!
Koka – I prefer Tollhouse chocolate chip or regular peanut butter cookies. And if you must, no more than a dozen, please – I’m trying to cut down.
Heh.
That’s some awesome grammar I got goin’ on there.
Like Ms. Smears, I cannot fathom why anyone would order seafood at a steak house. Seems fishy.
Yeah Beige, I cant tell which is his face and which is his ass too. Scientist have spent millions in grant money trying to determine the difference between the two.
Did anyone else catch the reference to the Piven mercury debacle on the last episode of House? Without Deceiver, I would never have been up enough on celebrity gossip to know what that was about. Makes all the douchebag pictures almost worthwhile!
I was in Vegas a few months back, and there was this guy in the VIP area, who looked JUST like Piven, who REALLY loved the Nose Sugar. Then some kid OD’d and all the important people disappeared.
All in all, I have to figure Whitefish is much healthier…
Your stimulus dollars at work, folks.