Lindsay Lohan debuted her collection for Ungaro at Paris Fashion Week last weekend and I have never — and I mean never — seen such a diverse set of critics so soundly in agreement about the hideousness. (Still waiting on the Fug Girls to officially weigh in.)
Explaining why she designed a blazer made to be worn unbuttoned with pasties over a woman’s bare chest, she explained to Reuters:
“It’s not good to show your nipples, so they should be covered.”
Need I remind her of a time I like to call 2005-2009?
Here is Linds in one of her earliest recorded nip slips while out with some guy with white-boy dreads whom she’s likely forgotten by now. In 2006, she gave up underwear for Lent and refused to put them back on after Easter. Then 2007 was the year of Someone Hacked My Computer And Stole Photos That Could Ruin My Good Image. That was followed immediately by 2008, when she bared all in a Marilyn Monroe homage in New York Magazine. And another surely-this-must-be-intentional boob exposure in March of this year.
LiLo should totally snag some of those heart-shaped pasties to prevent such things from happening every week or so in the future. Or, you know, undergarments would do the trick too.
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Her current picture and one from two years ago should be used in future ad campaigns to prevent the usage of Meth.
She’s like Dorian Gray in reverse.
Good gravy, someone get this poor girl to Dr. Drew, STAT!
Just proof positive that living hard and fast ages you hard and fast at the same time.
Her lips are still swollen from Restylane injections.
@Simon – reminds me of a Family Guy quote, “Somewhere there’s a picture of her getting prettier”
Why do people keep indulging/enabling this individual and her egregious extensions? This is the saddest self-delusion I’ve seen since “Grey Gardens”. Well, and Whoopi Goldberg’s whole career, but I digress.
That whole “It’s not good to show your nipples, so they should be covered” business sounds like “Somebody told me this could get you, like, arrested, and not in a good way, so, like, you should totally hide them.” Hooray, it can be taught.
Lindsay Lohan is the latter-day Lupe Velez, which means that if that old story about Velez is true, we’ve got a couple of weeks, tops, until she’s found dead with her head jammed in a toilet.
Poor kid. I’m actually kinda starting to feel bad for her. Nothing she ever does is gonna be right. It must be awful to peak at 15.
I continue to be amazed at how her looks have just plummeted since Mean Girls. Sad, sad, sad.
She has been rode hard and put away wet. I have yet to see her look good since her Disney days. Someone intervene and right away. Her parents are definitely to blame here.
Serves her right. She wanted to “design” for Ungaro for a long time, couple years ago Ungaro’s head designer was fired for refusing to work with her. May be they should hire him back and throw the current head designer and Lindsay out. And may be it’s not just Lindsay who’s responsible for collection’s ugliness – House of Ungaro collections and designs got worse after Ungaro retired, but they really began to suck after they hired this new designer. So her lack of taste and sense of style might have contributed to this disaster as well. Not defending Lindsay here – she’s definitely guilty of bad taste, just saying that Ungaro’s new designer is no great couturier either.
she looks awful. wow. i wonder if she’ll EVER get it together… (probably not)
I am not into fashion and know next to nothing about it but dang them some ugly clothes
I never thought I would see the day that she got uglier but here we are.
M’eh, she’s still a beautiful girl, she’s just been up all night partying and her poorly injected, assymetrical lips throw off her whole face.
She should stop using that doctor.
I am still amazed that she’s alive.
You and me both, Toubrouk. I’ve been losing money every year, just by including her in my Celebrity Death Pool. One of these days I’ma hit the jackpot, but it’s gonna be sad for Herbie fans, I guess.
Im with you Toubrouk. I keep expecting “Lindsey Lohan Dead From Overdose” headlines any day now. I wonder what she’s doing? Is it meth? OR is it meth and vodka? No it’s meth, vodka and ciggarettes. I remember reading about her “water bottle” that held nothing but vodka!
She will self distruck. Not sure when, but at the rate she is going, she will be dead before the age of 25
Can we get Danny Bonaduce to take her to Dr. Denis Leary? Bonaduce’s been wonderfully honest about his insane life as a former child star, and maybe he could give her tips on kicking drugs properly. Dr. Denis would probably kick her ass, beat up her stupid (non-)parents, and get her cleaned up in record time. Hell, I’d pay good money to see Dr. Phil get off the air and watch the Dr. Denis Show instead.
“It’s not good to show your nipples, so they should be covered”
Wow – did she just figure that out NOW? Like this is some long-lost knowledge that she must bestow on the rest of us because WE don’t get social propriety and illegal exposure? Yeah, just keep preaching to us morons, Lindsay. I really didn’t know how dumb I was until I started hearing your pearls of wisdom and would be running around with my nipples exposed without your steady hand to guide me. But, of course, her nipples get special privileges because she is *STAR*! How dare you expect her to smother her cute little ones with disgusting heart-shaped pasties. Doesn’t she understand that jackets are supposed to have TOPS underneath them, thus eliminating the nipple covering issue all together?
She looks burnt or dead.
/Obscure?
I don’t know ’bout that Anna.
Bonaduce hosted morning drive radio in Detroit for a couple years which led to the syndication deal which he eventually screwed up.
Maybe nobody sounds totally sane at 6am, but Danny seemed a couple partridges short of a flock.