As only a teenage girl can, Miley Cyrus made a dramatic exit from Twitter last week citing privacy concerns, prompting #mileycomeback to become a trending topic for several days on the popular messaging site.
But chill out, fanboys and fangirls. We still will know her business because she’s rapping about her decision on YouTube:
I don’t know why she felt her privacy was violated after voluntarily sharing her innermost thoughts in 140 characters or less for months, or how we all will live without them.
ETA: Her dad Billy Ray Cyrus wants her back on Twitter, literally saying:
“I understand ‘it is true one bad apple spoils the bunch.’ But listen to the words of your songs ‘Stand… for what ya believe in’…Remember?
Miley. You are a light in a world of darkness. You were born”Destiny Hope Cyrus” for a reason.You can’t leave everyone now.We r countin on u.”
R U kidding me?
Hi there, Global Warming! How are you today? Not so (pardon the term) hot? Yeah, that’s understandable. I’d be bummed too if my friends were starting to turn on me. Such as, for example, the usually dependable British Broadcasting Corporation:
For the last 11 years we have not observed any increase in global temperatures.
And our climate models did not forecast it, even though man-made carbon dioxide, the gas thought to be responsible for warming our planet, has continued to rise.
So what on Earth is going on?
That’s a good question! Which is not allowed. Just ask Irish documentarian Phelim McAleer, who was last seen asking celebrities how they got to the NYC premiere of The Age of Stupid from LA, England, and other places too far to walk. Now he’s pestering none other than Al Gore with — gasp — questions:
If you simply can’t stand the sound of Al Gore’s voice, I took the hit for you and transcribed the exchange:
Continue reading ‘Al Gore Stays Cool as a Cucumber (in a Blast Furnace)’
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