As only a teenage girl can, Miley Cyrus made a dramatic exit from Twitter last week citing privacy concerns, prompting #mileycomeback to become a trending topic for several days on the popular messaging site.
But chill out, fanboys and fangirls. We still will know her business because she’s rapping about her decision on YouTube:
I don’t know why she felt her privacy was violated after voluntarily sharing her innermost thoughts in 140 characters or less for months, or how we all will live without them.
ETA: Her dad Billy Ray Cyrus wants her back on Twitter, literally saying:
“I understand ‘it is true one bad apple spoils the bunch.’ But listen to the words of your songs ‘Stand… for what ya believe in’…Remember?
Miley. You are a light in a world of darkness. You were born”Destiny Hope Cyrus” for a reason.You can’t leave everyone now.We r countin on u.”
R U kidding me?
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Yep I just watched that and now Chris Hansen is here so thanks a lot.
I bet Billy Ray is counting on her. Miley goes off the rails and so does the Cyrus family gravy train.
I’m ahead of the curve here. I’ve never been on twitter so I don’t even have to leave it.
Hey yall! I’m kissin all my Twitter followers off.
But keep buyin mah CD’s, yah hear?
lol what a twat, er twit.
Why does Billy Ray have such an interest in her being a twit(ter)? Money I guess.
I was going to describe Miley as “a white-trash Britney Spears”, but that pretty much redefines “redundant”, so never mind. Billy Ray’s overinvolvement with her and her career/show/everything else just squicks me right out.
And I’m sorry, but “light in a world of darkness”? Eatin’ them Hyperbole Flakes, is we? She’s not a religious figure, dude. Well, not unless you count that whole book of Revelations thing. Penlight in a dark doublewide, yeah, but come on.
Lordy I am SO glad I am not the mother of a ‘tween girl.
Thank You Sweet Jesus!!!!!!!
I’m still stuck on Miley Cyrus “rapping”.
I died a little on the inside watching that video
Just awesome.
Ah, to be young again, with $$$, and have not a care, and to let my brain randomly send me off in other direction from one week to the next; to not be the one responsible for my bad actions (I can pass them off to my dad – daddy always forgives his little princess). Well, daddys are always a sucker when it comes to their daughters – I’ve got 3 myself. Similar to Koka, I’m so glad my ‘tweens didn’t have myspace, facebook, twitter, homepages, et cetera, growing up.
I raised two Daughters. Named Jackie & Brandi. Both named after the two things that got me through that period. Jack Danials & Christian Brothers.
It’s all just a stunt to get more followers when she (inevitably) comes back to Twitter. That will raise her value as collateral for Billy Ray to exploit. “My little girl is more popular than Ashton and Demi! Doesn’t that make you want to underwrite our new theme park, Mulletworld?”
same here rocko.. never got started on it and i don’t care to. if she wants more privacy then fine good for you miley but then go to youtube? riiiight. and that video was annoying, it wasn’t even cute!
If it’s Destiny, what the hell kinda good is Hope?
@Eve: HA! “Mulletworld”: Home of the Achey-Breakey, Big-Mistakey Haircut!
Glad to be of service, Holly!
I’m still waiting for a celebrity to put their privacy where their mouth is, so to speak, and really and truly go away and stay there sweet smokin’ Judas please.
“Here’s your one chance Miley, don’t let me down…”
What are we going to do without this tween’s insight on Twitter? I joined for one week and then deactivated my account cause I thought that it was a silly application. Anyone who tweets is a twit. And yeah, I am talking to you Ashton.
It was originally “Density”, but we hillbillies aren’t always good spellers.
OMG! AAW! I’m a Twit! Craps!
Is it wrong to think Destiny sounds like the stage name of an exotic dancer working in a double wide would assume?
“Mulletworld”: Home of the Achey-Breakey, Big-Mistakey Haircut!
ROFLMAO!!!!
@KFC Lover: HAW! I’m afraid giving our daughters stripper names is the way of my people.
“Don’ yew drank that Co’Cola, Amber Khrystal! Hit’s yore breakfust!”
Your people?
Racist.
No, to be racist it’d have to be “YOU people”. As in “you people and your Parcheesi games and your stupid Dockers”.
HEy, I am offended by that comment