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09

PETA Protests Paris Hilton’s Porcine Procurement

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Paris Hilton loves animals. They’re cute and they’re cuddly and they’re quite a bit smarter than her. Over the years she’s picked up all sorts of disposable pets — dogs, monkeys, kinkajous, Hayden Panettiere — but now she’s drawn the ire of PETA for buying the most adorable… mini-pig?

Yep. According to TMZ:

PETA has unleashed a brutal attack against Paris Hilton for buying a pet mini-pig recently, claiming she’s setting a “wretched example” by treating animals like they’re “as disposable as her friends and fiances.”

PETA says of Paris: “The Chihuahuas, ferrets, and kinkajous she’s paraded through her home in the past were not accessories, and pot-bellied pigs aren’t either.”

They might be right about how much Paris Hilton sucks, but where do they get off lecturing anybody else about animals being disposable? It’s one thing for a silly little millionaire to run around with tiny, annoying dogs all the time. It’s quite another thing to trick a vet’s office into letting you have puppies and kittens with the promise that you’ll find them homes, kill them, and dump them in a dumpster behind a Piggly Wiggly(!) grocery store because they were starting to smell. Paris Hilton didn’t do that, PETA. Your employees did. And that’s not even mentioning all the other animals you’ve killed. How about you let the dumb bimbo spend her money as she pleases, and you just worry about your own souls.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a sudden hankerin’ for a ham & cheese!

(Hat tip to Cele|bitchy)

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18 Responses to “PETA Protests Paris Hilton’s Porcine Procurement”


  1. 1 Catharine Oct 13th, 2009 at 11:57 pm

    Speaking of using animals as accessories, where does PeTA get off using animals in photo shoots? Are their animals paid actors with union representation or something?

  2. 2 AllyKat Oct 14th, 2009 at 12:28 am

    Yeah, Paris is not the ideal pet owner, but really, PETA? Really? This isn’t even pot calling kettle black. I never thought I’d be defending/praising Paris Hilton, but at least she doesn’t go around collecting animals for the sole purpose of killing them, while claiming she’ll find them good homes.

    I can’t believe I’m saying this, but PETA is making her look smart.

  3. 3 Don Oct 14th, 2009 at 12:34 am

    At least she has the money to look after all her animals. Yes, she is an idiot, but she does not walk around telling people what to do (as if anyone would listen). Shame on PETA.

  4. 4 katie Oct 14th, 2009 at 5:34 am

    just because parasite is in doggy style all the time doesn’t make her an animal lover. please.

  5. 5 CO of Fort Housewife Oct 14th, 2009 at 7:02 am

    Paris Hilton…not the brightetst bulb in the chandelier. What is she doing getting a tiny pig that, at best, would provide bacon to 2 hungry people or 4 polite people? Given this economy, it’s just not smart business sense to have small pigs. People need bacon, and that lil porker just isn’t gonna cut it.

  6. 6 jenn Oct 14th, 2009 at 7:20 am

    But it is soooooooooo cute. I am on Hilton’s side in this epic battle.

  7. 7 Angry Army Wife Oct 14th, 2009 at 8:39 am

    I hate to actually say this, but I am on Paris’s side on this one. Pigs are very clean and obedient animals. PETA needs to learn who to pick on and who to leave alone. Espeically when they tend to be hypocritical themselves. Paris has used thousands of dollars on housing and food for her animals so I say, good for her. She has the money, let her spend it.

  8. 8 Beige Oct 14th, 2009 at 9:12 am

    I can’t believe someone has waited until she bought a pet, let alone one that was trendy 20 years ago, to decry her “wretched example”. Where was PETA when she was treating the entire free world to generous crotchswatches every time she exited a vehicle? Where was PETA when she was groping Britney Spears like it was Tomato Day at the farmer’s market?

    Ugh. Another case in which I loathe everyone involved except the literal, four-legged pig.

  9. 9 Swede0319 Oct 14th, 2009 at 11:18 am

    Cripple Fight! Cripple Fight!

  10. 10 BetC Oct 14th, 2009 at 11:53 am

    Did they ever say anthing about George Clooney’s pig? I some how doubt it. And wouldn’t they consider the pig as a pet better than pig as a meal? I totally want one too!

  11. 11 Pastafarian Oct 14th, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    A domesticated pig released into the wild would revert to a wild, almost feral animal in less than two months, that would have you for dinner. They would have no memory of their former owners, and in the past, murder victims, were often thrown into pig pens so their bodies would be devoured. So my question is this…

    I just bought a new cool white shirt, But it’s after Labor Day so can I still wear it? Or is the “no white after Labor Day” a hard and fast rule?

  12. 12 Les Paul Oct 14th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Sorry, Pasta, but you’re right — no white after Labor Day, and that goes for your white patent leather pumps, too.

  13. 13 Conrad Oct 14th, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    That lil Porker is lucky. No fear of becoming table scraps.

  14. 14 Minnow Oct 14th, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    So is this the little piggie who had roast beef?

    Or is this the little piggie who had none because he was protesting factory farm conglomerate’s evil stranglehold over the health department food pyramid which clearly brainwashes young children into thinking that soy flakes and pond scum are not part of a good nutritious breakfast?

  15. 15 ElizabethM Oct 14th, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    Paris bought a pig. PETA dumped illgotten dead animals at a PIGgly Wiggly. Maybe her pig reminds them of their shameful act…… nah, they have no shame. Nevermind, I was wrong.

  16. 16 Lilly Oct 14th, 2009 at 4:57 pm

    Oh, that piggie is so cute!!!! Now I want one! *lol* He looks so cuddly and sweet….She should give him to me. I’ll take better care of him than she would!

    I usually think her pet choices are ugly, but I’ve gotta say she picked a winner this time.

  17. 17 Beige Oct 14th, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Did they ever say anthing about George Clooney’s pig? I some how doubt it.

    They started to raise a fuss, but then he let it have a part in “Ocean’s Eleven” and they just can’t resist a celebrity.

  18. 18 Spurwing Plover Nov 12th, 2009 at 3:40 am

    The animals are better off with PARIS HILTON then with PETA becuase PETA HAS KILLED UP TO 95% OF THE ANIMALS THEY HAVE ADOPTED THEN BLABBER ABOUT COMPASSION IN THIER REDICULOUS ADS

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