Lindsay Lohan is downright bewildered about how all those much-maligned nipple tassels ended up on the runway for her debut collection with Emanuel Ungaro in Paris last week:
The Paris fashion world never expected to see pasties on the runway. Nor, apparently, did the creative consultant behind the disastrous line, Lindsay Lohan. The actress, 23, who was skewered by the fashion press for the first Ungaro collection she served as artistic advisor on, blamed the fiasco on “coming in so late and having not that much time to do a whole collection.” As for the much-maligned sequined pasties flashed by the models when they opened their jackets and blouses, Lohan said told PEOPLE on Wednesday at a Victoria’s Secret Velvet launch party in New York that she was as shocked as the audience. “I wasn’t aware of the nipple tassels on the girls until they were walking out,” she says, adding that “I am going back to Paris for the next collection….I am learning.” Still, the clock for her next collection is already ticking. “It’s already in January,” she says. “I thought it was in March.”
So let’s set the record straight: Despite appearing on the runway to take credit for her work (alongside an unhappy-looking Ungaro designer Estrella Arch) and telling reporters that “[nipples] should be covered,” she had zilch to do with the most mock-worthy aspect of the collection or how very badly it was received. She doesn’t even remember being there, guys. Why do we blame everything on her?
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So, when is January this year, anyway, Lilo?
I keep reading this headline as “Lindsay Lohan Claims Runaway Pasties Weren’t Her Idea”, which actually makes MORE sense. Flee, little pasties! Fly! Be free! Hie thee away from this weave-addled human Petri dish!
You do realize Holly, that a large portion of the upper midwest thinks you’re talking about models strutting down the catwalk with tasty little cornish meat pies glued to their womanly bits?
Dumb’n wes’coasters. Don’cha-no da pasties are fer da eatin’ en not da wearin’, eh?
Honestly Minnow, that sounds like it would have been in better taste.
Looking at the picture, Estrella Arch looks like she’s thinking “CRAP! How in the HELL did I get stuck with this skank!” while LL is thinking “Listen to all the applause! They LOVE me!”
And now for soemthing completely different, LA Dodgers win in 5.
Isn’t she supposed to play the mom in the upcoming Golden Girls remakes?
To be fair, don’t fashion “people” always look like that?
Holly, it’s like they used to say on the Starkist ads: people don’t want fashion with better taste, they want fashion that tastes better.
Lol Beige! I kept reading it as Runway Panties. (Insert you own joke here)
@Catharine: At this point, wouldn’t any connection between Lilo and panties be wishful thinking on the part of…well, everyone?
@Beige & Catharine: I think her panties ran away a long time ago. As in, so long ago that she no longer remembers what panties are. And not just because the drugs killed all her memory cells.
What did she think the models would be wearing? Actually, with her views on underwear, it probably didn’t occur to her.
She don’t need no stinkin’ underwear.
For the record, Lilo’s dress looks like a tall kitchen garbage bag with one hole cut for both her head and arm.
all blohan does is blame everyone else. she’s a joke and i highly doubt she’ll EVER get it together. sad..