Pam Anderson realizes her face isn’t what it used to be, so she came up with her first good idea since… um… ever?
Just kidding, she’s not really hiding the mess. She’s “adding a touch of comedy”! As told by The Sun:
PAMELA ANDERSON went back to her Baywatch days at a Miami fashion show.
The busty star walked the runway in the red swimsuit which brought her, and her famous curves, overnight success in the TV show.
And she added a touch of comedy at the Richie Rich’s A MUSE fashion show, held the Setai hotel in Miami, by wrapping police caution tape around her thigh and, at one point, hiding her face behind a Joker mask.
A Joker mask, hm? Not really. Sharp-eyed Deceiver readers will recognize that face:
That’s right, she’s promoting PETA’s demented, moronic anti-McDonald’s campaign, which consists of frightening children with “Unhappy Meals” and other nonsense.
But don’t get the wrong idea. Lest you think Pam Anderson values chickens more than children, would she let a chicken do this? Page Six:
Pamela Anderson shocked the Hollywood Style Awards over the weekend by recruiting a shy, 9-year-old girl to hold up her risqué dress all night.
The well-upholstered pin-up turned up in a barely-there, pink Vivienne Westwood dress on Sunday — with the child holding her long train.
The bizarre move drew criticism from child advocacy groups who say little Adelaide Gault is too young to be used as a fashion accessory.
One guest told Page Six, “People were genuinely shocked. She didn’t even have her own seat and had to sit at Pamela’s feet, where people nearly stepped on her to get to the stage. The girl looked uncomfortable and kept tugging on her dress to get her attention, but Pamela waved her away.”
Here’s a glimpse at this fiasco, courtesy of The Superficial:
That poor kid might as well not even exist. And to Pam, she doesn’t.
Pam Anderson doesn’t care about animals. Pam Anderson doesn’t care about other human beings. The only thing Pam Anderson cares about is Pam Anderson. If making a spectacle of herself draws the attention she needs, she’ll do that. If pretending to care what happens to chickens draws praise from people she thinks are important, she’ll do that. She’s as ugly and horrifying on the inside as she is on the outside.
Way to go, Pam. Meat is murder, and children are chattel.
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What is any designer in the world thinking when they put something on that mess and then set her off down a runway? And speaking of messes is that a bed sheet she is wearing? I feel really sorry for that poor little girl that had to follow her around. Where are her parents and what the hell were they thinking?
PETA and Pammy deserve each other. Both are ludicrous jokes.
speechless. Just speechless.
I’d think that “Wildlife Preservation Area” would be a more appropriate sign to post anywhere near Anderson’s crotch. That, or “CAUTION: BIOHAZARD”.
That poor, poor little girl. Where on earth were her parents? I wouldn’t let Pamela Anderson in the same county as my kids without putting them in little Hazmat suits and insisting on a note from her doctor. Too bad the little girl was so traumatized; had she had more presence of mind, she could have tripped up old Crabby Patty with that fugly skirt.
I think I will eat some McCrap tonight, just to make a point.
“Eggplant tastes like eggplant, but meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty ****ing good. Besides, we can’t get away from eating meat, ’cause NOT eating meat is a choice; eating meat is an INSTINCT.”
– Denis Leary
It seems so sad. She reminds me of one of those now 30 something year old deluded high school football heroes clinging to some distant memory of being respected and adored. And she’s still kinda hot in a used up kind of way. I would totally still sleep with her. But I’m a very busy man what with all the training and everything. The big game isn’t gonna win itself!
Poor kid. Somebody slap her parents upside the head.
Pasta, if you’re going to explore that Wildlife Preservation Area, remember to bring your…bug repellent.
Bug repellent or tranquilizer gun. Your call
yeesh there are safety pins on that dress and she is wearing a safety pin bracelet. who’s that goofy looking guy in the photo? another designer who hates women? maybe the child’s old enuff to be mortally embarrassed to be caught between those two.
I think the girl is thinking “Oh God…the smell!”
I’m also thinking Evil Ronald would make a good Halloween costume. Then again, Pam would be a pretty scary costume…
To further quote the wonderful Boston-bred Denis Leary…
“I felt like a pussy going into a restaraunt and ordering broccoli as a main dish. Sir? You want the broccoli? Broccoli is a side dish. ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL BE PEOPLE!”
Pam Anderson is a used up, has-been, disgusting piece of a human.
That poor little girl will be in counseling for a very long time.
I’m thinking the train-carting is just a ruse.
Lil Tyke there was hired to pick up any vulcanized body parts Pam might accidentally slough off.
I’ve never seen a person used a fashion accessory before. Wow. PeTA, animals over people everytime. Donate now.
May I recommend a flamethrower for rendering harmless the saber-toothed crotch critters destined to attack anyone within spitting distance of Pam’s manhole?
Having – I can’t even say it… merely typing it makes my gag reflex spike – “intimacies” with her must be more like slapping body parts with a legion of other men… some of which surely are still trapped in the sagging confines of PAMALAND.
And who is that co-douche in the picture with her? Looks like he’s either gacked out on something bought from someone who has more eyes than teeth, or realized he was wrong, that he thought the party was a COSTUME party and in mid-flash, had said revelation that he was having a mistaken fashion projected onto his budding career as the human STD.
At this point, Quigonkick, it’s likely akin to tossing a hotdog down a hallway.
I refer, of course, to a soy hot dog.
I just gotta say, between “a penlight in a doublewide” and “someone who has more eyes than teeth”, it’s been a banner week here at Deceiver!
Humor is good for the soul, but snark is sooooo much more fun.
Pasta: she’s more like the high school slut – the one who didn’t make the cheerleading squad so she had to make due by pulling a train with the entire football team.
Psh. Who hasn’t been there.
It’s kind of sad how the guy in the shot seems more aware of the fact that there’s a little girl there. Why didn’t she get her own kid to hold her stupid train?
If I wrapped police tape around my thigh and calf, I’d be committed. And rightly so.
Actually at first I thought that mask was the piss take of your alleged president Odumbo.
Allykat, she didn’t use her own child because she doesn’t want to expose them to the media as well as humilate them.
So she uses another. This woman is really fucking horrid.
She’s celebrating Halloween early!!
Actually, any guy who’d want to hit that better strap a fairly long 2×4 to his feet so that he doesn’t completely disappear.
whats with the caution tape? health hazard, perhaps? and when i saw this picture on dlisted yesterday i thought it was from that PETA thing!
oh and why is pam making that poor little girl carry around her bedsheets she’s wearing? you know how dirty those probably are? ewww
Wow. Welcome back to the freaking dark ages, I guess. All I could think of was those paintings of royalty and upper-class folks from the 16th century, with their ridiculous huge outfits and some little lost-looking kid somewhere in the folds of eighty pounds of fabric. You know, back before people thought kids were human, or whatever?
And I can understand not recognizing the “McDonald” mask–I mean, I recognized it instantly–but describing it as the Joker? Really? That looks nothing like the Joker . . . any Joker . . . it’s not even the right color!
I don’t blame anybody for being confused about anything Pam Anderson tries to accomplish.
Where in the world were that little girl’s parents? Pam Anderson is scum, she always has been, but what kind of moron parents ALLOW their child to be used that way?
WHERE IS MY CHICKEN MCCRUELTY?!?!
Seriously, I’m becoming disgruntled.
Can someone please deep fry this woman. Fries with that?
Pearce, I was disgruntled, but got some McCruelty and now I’m thoroughly gruntled.
Will you share your McCruelty?
I had a nice business lunch today complete with a very tasty gourmet burger. Not one ounce of guilt eating it either.
Aw, have some McGruntle today, Pearce.