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If Ya Can’t Trust Pam Anderson’s Manager, Who Can Ya Trust?

False alarm, everybody! Many were concerned and disgusted by the way Pam Anderson treated that poor little girl last week at something called the Hollywood Style Awards:

Just letting the poor kid get that close to such a biological hot zone was bad enough. Not to mention:

One guest told Page Six, “People were genuinely shocked. She didn’t even have her own seat and had to sit at Pamela’s feet, where people nearly stepped on her to get to the stage. The girl looked uncomfortable and kept tugging on her dress to get her attention, but Pamela waved her away.”

Well, you can relax. Pam Anderson didn’t do anything wrong, according to… Pam Anderson’s manager!

The 9-year-old girl who carried Pamela Anderson’s dress at the Hollywood Style Awards asked to do it and had “fun,” the actress insists. Anderson’s manager, Peter Asher, said little Adelaide Gault — daughter of the star’s makeup artist, Sharon Gault, and goddaughter of photographer David LaChapelle — had a “great time” at the event last weekend. He said in a statement: “As Pamela was preparing for the red carpet, Adelaide asked if she could carry the train. Everyone thought that would be fun, and Pam agreed. Adelaide held the train with elegance and aplomb.” He said Adelaide “met lots of interesting people.” He added, “All the parties involved find the suggestion that this . . . constitutes some kind of ‘abuse’ or the use of a child as a ‘fashion accessory’ utterly astonishing and even amusing — but pretty disturbing in a way as well.”

Once again, here’s lil’ Adelaide having a “great time”:

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The last kid who had this much fun went swimming in Tommy Lee’s pool.

Update: Commenter Beige puts it best: “That poor little girl is obviously crooning, “Find a happy plaaaaace, find a happy plaaaaaaaace” to herself, over and over. Because she’s right next to a Hellmouth.”

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21 Responses to “If Ya Can’t Trust Pam Anderson’s Manager, Who Can Ya Trust?”


  1. 1 Pastafarian Oct 19th, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    I think the most important question is just who IS that hipster tool on the right? That guy is just begging to get kicked in the crotch. I know just what to do…

    **sets trap using PBR, and a “fixie”**

    When he goes for it – !WHAM! Right in the balls. Works every time. It’s how I spend Thursday nights in Wicker Park.

  2. 2 Holly Won't Oct 19th, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    To me, this was even more shocking (from that first Page Six article):

    “Pamela was telling people it was her daughter,” the attendee said. “And, after she presented David LaChapelle with an award onstage, she shouted ‘daughter’ in front of the whole auditorium, and slapped her leg like she was calling a puppy. The girl rushed up to grab her train.”

  3. 3 TheIrish Oct 19th, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    I thought there were laws that prevented this sort of thing after all those incidents during the Industrial Revolution. (You know, forcing children to work next to highly dangerous/toxic environments)

  4. 4 Beige Oct 19th, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    Pam looks paunchy in that getup. Was that the idea? To show that crustacean-riddled, silicone-weighted lot lizards can carry a gut and still get guys?

    That poor little girl is obviously crooning “Find a happy plaaaaace, find a happy plaaaaaaaace” to herself, over and over. Because she’s right next to a Hellmouth.

  5. 5 MC Mom Oct 19th, 2009 at 7:34 pm

    Dangit, Beige, I just got water all over my monitor.

    Where’s Buffy when you need her?

  6. 6 Les Paul Oct 19th, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    I real feel sorry for little kids who are part of celebrities’ antics. That said, it’s hard to judge from a still, or two or three, e.g., you can always find a real comical picture of George Bush or Hillary Clinton. But if you saw a video recorded while the gem of a picture was taken, often the expression in said picture lasts for only a few milliseconds, and would otherwise go unnoticed. I’d like to see some video before calling DFCS.

  7. 7 Catharine Oct 19th, 2009 at 10:59 pm

    I agree with Holly. PeTA’s latest mantra: “can’t own/use an animal cause that’s slavery? Settle for a human being instead!”

  8. 8 randomstalker Oct 20th, 2009 at 4:20 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r48oL_XVmlo

    1:50 – The horror begins.

    You can see a glimpse of the girl afterwards but as you can see nobody’s paying attention to her.

  9. 9 randomstalker Oct 20th, 2009 at 4:37 am
  10. 10 Pearce Oct 20th, 2009 at 9:35 am

    Please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks that “dress” looks like the bastard child of a diaper and a pair of overalls….

  11. 11 Angry Army Wife Oct 20th, 2009 at 10:11 am

    You are not alone Pearce. It looks like she rolled out of bed and wrapped the sheets around her using safety pins to try to keep the cooties at bay.

  12. 12 bigmama Oct 20th, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    My husband always uses the comment “This is why people hate America.” After seeing this I agree with him. How anyone can justify this slag’s behavior toward this kid is disgusting. I’m going to sit here and calmly await Armageddeon.

  13. 13 sawbuck Oct 20th, 2009 at 1:23 pm

    I hope for the child’s sake they gave her an amoxycillin milkshake after standing next to a bacteria cauldron.

  14. 14 California Dave Oct 20th, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    It looks like the little girl is trying to use the dress to filter out the stench of Pam’s snizz.

    “Ooh, that smell…”

  15. 15 Hurricane Oct 20th, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    Upon seeing that picture my Virus Protection software went into overload and crashed. Thanks a lot.

    Her snooch is a WMD.

  16. 16 jenn Oct 20th, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    she’s thinking ’smells like fish sticks…’

  17. 17 IsraRusCanuck Oct 20th, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    LOL, Pastafarian!

  18. 18 Victoria Oct 21st, 2009 at 11:31 am

    I just wish Pam Anderson would go away. She is washed up, haggard looking and mostly silicone!

  19. 19 Emma Oct 21st, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    The ‘children really love doing it’ excuse doesn’t really wash. Kids love eating cake and ice-cream for breakfast, but as adults, we don’t let them do it. It seems like Pamela Anderson’s lone relevance as being the go-to T&A for PETA, sad, washed up sack of silicone.

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