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David Hasselhoff Signs Up Family for Reality Show

hasselhoff-drunkIs the world prepared for this? I think not: David Hasselhoff is likely getting a reality show that focuses on his family. TMZ has the scoop:

David Hasselhoff’s life sounds like a bad reality show … now we find out it may indeed become one.

We’re told The Hoff has a deal in place with A&E that is close … but not quite done. A rep for A&E tells us, “We are discussing a possibility of doing a documentary series with David and his kids.”

David’s daughter Hayley tweeted last week, “The Hasselhoffs signed the deal with A&E ….. Get readdyy for it.”

Considering how much he’s put his daughters through already, I doubt this is in their best interests. In the past, the girls have had to resort to YouTube videos to get him to seek help with his alcohol abuse. Remember when that was a private family matter?

“It’s kind of interesting how big this thing has blown up because it was really just a private matter between me and my daughter … I have a lot of love and respect for my daughters and they do for their dad. They were very embarrassed by what happened. It’s a private moment. Everybody in their life has a private moment that they don’t want to share with the world.”

That was then. This is now, when reality TV contracts pay more than Baywatch royalties.

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13 Responses to “David Hasselhoff Signs Up Family for Reality Show”


  1. 1 Beige Oct 20th, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    I think I speak for a lot of people, if not all of America, when I say that the human race would be better off if all of Hasselhoff’s moments were private moments that nobody saw.

  2. 2 Swede0319 Oct 20th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    Well, at least the German’s will have something new to watch instead of Babe Watch re-runs. Last I heard, the Hoff is a big draw there. For whatever reasons.

  3. 3 Owitzia Oct 20th, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    Well, maybe this video can enlighten you, Swede. Or maybe it will just confuse you further.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKh2CI6T_c0

    He also sang on top of the Berlin Wall and last I heard, he wanted to be credited with helping to bring down the wall.

  4. 4 Mister Snitch Oct 20th, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    That photo is so terribly sad.

  5. 5 Angry Army Wife Oct 21st, 2009 at 8:35 am

    Oh good lord. Seriously? Being drunk in public was not enough for him? He now wants to parade his poor children in front of cameras while he is scarfing burgers and acting like an ass?

  6. 6 Beige Oct 21st, 2009 at 9:34 am

    He also sang on top of the Berlin Wall and last I heard, he wanted to be credited with helping to bring down the wall.

    They only knocked it down so he wouldn’t have a place from which to caterwaul at them anymore. Or so they hoped.

  7. 7 Angry Army Wife Oct 21st, 2009 at 10:06 am

    Off record – but did anyone see “Dodgeball?” When the Germans lost they were sworn to by David Hasselhoff. Don’t know what it is about this guy that they love. He could just move there and leave us alone.

  8. 8 Swede0319 Oct 21st, 2009 at 11:04 am

    AAW, I saw that flick. There were so many good lines in it. “If you can dodge the wrench, you can dodge the ball” is my favorite.

  9. 9 Bill Oct 21st, 2009 at 11:07 am

    I love the Hoff, he’s the greatest has been that ever was. On a side note, I’m really confused when watching his drunk hamburger eating video. I mean, I love a good burger when I’m drunk, but, with all the money that guy has, can’t he afford a table and chairs?

  10. 10 Simon Scowl Oct 21st, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    I mean, I love a good burger when I’m drunk, but, with all the money that guy has, can’t he afford a table and chairs?

    All the money in the world couldn’t keep that guy upright.

  11. 11 katie Oct 22nd, 2009 at 12:25 am

    good god. i am so SICK of reality TV. what idiot doesn’t have a show these days? who is next? heidi and spencer having their own show? (please don’t….)

  12. 12 Owitzia Oct 22nd, 2009 at 1:02 am

    AAW,

    I remember laughing my butt off at that scene in Dodgeball, though my favorite has to be when Chuck Norris turns up as the third judge-person.

    By the way, whenever somebody says anything bad about Germany, my response is always this:
    Be nice to the Germans. They took Hasselhoff off our hands for a LONG time.

  13. 13 Beige Oct 22nd, 2009 at 9:20 am

    My family lives in the one town that has a dry Oktoberfest. I’ve got nothing but love for Germany, except for their psychotic homeschooling laws.

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