Scary crypt-creature Lindsay Lohan has been dragging her 15-year-old sister Ali to a lot of public events lately, which might lead you to think the poor kid is destined to be another drug-ravaged burnout. You know why that’s a silly thing to think? Because Lindsay says so:
“She’s tougher than I am,” Linds told Life & Style. “She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn’t know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn’t have a big sister.”
That’s what the young women of today need: Guidance. Ali gets to benefit from her sister’s experience, or at least the parts of her experience she can actually remember. When it comes to banging married men, flashing your boobs all over the place, having nervous breakdowns over your lesbian lover, and generally making a deranged spectacle of yourself in front of the whole world, Ali is learning from an expert!
Lindsay’s also got some sage advice for her dad:
Hot on the heels of Michael Lohan announcing plans to seek a conservatorship over his famous daughter to protect her from her damaging behavior, LiLo is finally speaking out.
“I’m so hurt that someone who calls himself my father needs to use the press to communicate with me,” the actress told Usmagazine.com.
“I have not spoken to my father, nor have I responded to his threatening and erratic messages over the last several months,” she said. “It’s so sad that he needs to stay in the media spotlight by using my name and making up excessive lies. He should instead try to be a real father.”
Can you tell whether she has a good point or not? I sure can’t. It’s like Dracula telling Frankenstein to quit creeping people out. Sincerest apologies to Frank & Vlad for the comparison.
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Siblings of drug addicts typically go one of two ways.
Teetotalers or addicts themselves.
This family belongs in a Pop Culture museum for parents to see what not to do their kids.
As a Dracula fan, Bela, Christopher, Frank and Gary need apologies. Oh and that creepy German dude from Nostferatu.
I never thought I would see a starlet in her early 20’s (22 actually) looking older than my mother, no grandmother, in this day and age.
Reality show concept: Spears family and Lohan family move in to a large house together, a la Brady Bunch. Hilarity ensues.
If Health and Human Services chairman Kathleen Sibelius droopy left eye is truly the side effect of a “basal cell carcinoma removed from her forehead”, which her office claims she had performed on Tuesday, it will resolve within 72 hours.
If it is actually inexpert Botox injections that caused her left eyelid to droop, it will resolve in about 21 days, or November 12, 2009.
Any dermatologist can confirm this.
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Of topic but just some trivia for ya … That creepy German dude from Nosferatu is Klaus Kinski. His daughter Natasia was one of the 15 year old girls Roman Polanski had an affair with – recounted in his memoirs. The film industry cesspool reaches far and wide.
Jenn,
It just makes you wonder how in Gods name they could justify letting him out. If this was my daughter I honestly think I would have done something to him by now so this wasn’t an issue.
Lindsey used to be such a cute girl. Now she looks older than my 64 yo mother. Sad, really as she had a promising career with her Disney films. All I have seen of Ali is running around wearing clothes that a 15 yo should not be wearing. And she is homeschooled, which in the Lohan family means zero education.
California Dave – What is wrong with you man?!!? Don’t say such things outloud, hollywood producers could hear you and then where would we be?
D—, I could always sue for creator’s credit.