Given the choice between spending time with a washed-up teeny popper and a classy movie starlet, I think most guys would choose the latter.
At least those guys who can pronounce “venereal disease.”
So it’s with bittersweet snark that we must announce the departure of Britney Smears and all of her assorted cooties. It was fun while it lasted. (Hey! The real Britney probably heard those six words countless times…)
Filling her shoes, please help us here at Deceiver Central to welcome the newest addition to our gaggle of acerbic malcontents.
Ladies and gentlemen, and opinionated idiots of all ages, I give you Audrey Skepburn!
Audrey is a cynical creature, but she’s also a classy dame. I think you’ll enjoy her witty barbs (and her vintage outfits).
Now let’s everybody play nice. Don’t make me come back there.
Warm messages of welcome, posting ideas, and general whining about the departure of miss Britney are welcome in the comments.
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Welcome, and don’t forget that “there are certain shades of limelight that can wreck a girl’s complexion.”
She had cooties!?!
I enjoyed Britney’s snarks when they happened (she wasn’t as prolific as Holly or Simon) and I look forward to Audrey’s take on things.
Let the fun continue.
Welcome Audrey and don’t screw up.
Love,
Meg.
Britney, we hardly knew ye.
We look forward to many a searing, ripped-from-today’s-headlines expose’ from Miss Skepburn.
Let the games begin.
Yay – those of us who check in on the weekends don’thave to look at David Cross’s naked ass.
Welcome Miss Skepburn and good luck to Britney and her cooties where-ever they are. And Pasta I think you can get a prescription for that burning.
Hey, we don’t whine!!
Not much, anyways, LOL…. X^P
Nicely done, Oversneer.
“We find it’s always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there’s less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.”
Bye-Bye Britney – nice while it lasted – bet we’ll see you here under a different moniker – and we won’t even know it.
And hello to Audrey ! I hear Tiffany’s has a decent breakfast.
Agreed!
Oh man, R Kelly would be so pissed if he heard you saying that.
I’d hit it.