WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGE IS NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYONE
(Courtesy of The Superficial)
Let’s hope that suit is properly, um, sealed. I would recommend a full NBC (Nuclear, Biological, Chemical) shower for the young man, followed by months of intensive psychological therapy. Lobotomy may seem a bit too extreme, but at this point we shouldn’t rule anything out.
Hey, Pam Anderson doesn’t care about what happens to little kids. Why should she care about some intern in a dumb costume? Rub your cooties all over the poor guy, why doncha.
And why is Pam hugging a guy in a seal costume? Why do you think? That’s right, it’s PETA again. They held a benefit dinner last night to save the seals and whatnot, and Pam was allowed to dine indoors with the normal people. Here’s a glimpse at the menu of the restaurant they chose, Ultra Toronto (that’s in Canada):
lobster tacos (3pc)
jalepeno marjoram aioli, peppers, tomato, avocadoduck two ways
pan roasted duck breast with picked cherries, duck confit and red bean in sesame crepeeast west rack of lamb
rosemary-pickled ginger crust, braised lamb sushi roll, plum wine reductionSTEAK
We are proud to serve premium steakhouse quality beef. All steaks have been aged for minimum 5-6 weeks. If you would like your steak sliced, please ask your server.
Mmmm, just look at all those yummy dead animals! Pam doesn’t need her meat cut up for her, but only because she doesn’t eat it anymore. (Well, besides the usual.)
I don’t see fried chicken or hamburgers on the menu, so Ultra doesn’t have to worry about PETA throwing a fit. Their scolding is reserved for the common people.
Geez, Toronto is the fourth-largest city in North America. When those PETA geniuses were planning their dumb fundraiser to save the baby seals, they couldn’t find a single vegetarian restaurant?
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Hmm. Maybe she’s a plushie?
(For the 3 readers of this forum who might not know the term:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plushophile )
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There may be some world in which Pam Anderson and plushies are not horrifying. In that world, Kirk has a handlebar mustache and Spock cries a lot. And in that world I do not feel like hanging myself with my own guts after looking at this.
She’s stupid. David Cross is ugly and stupid. But, she looks better than David Cross and its Octoberfest in Austin so I’ll skip both of these kalostomy bags over the weekend. I hope the remaining posters enjoy her augmented breasts and the squeezed bunny rabbit weekend photo.
I love that you can see the bewildered face of the costumed victim, baggy eyes and all.
“they couldn’t find a single vegetarian restaurant?”
Why? WHY? Do they not even TRY to hide their hypocrisy anymore?!
Isn’t there a scientific study being done somewhere that proves to a certain point that plants do feel pain? So what are the vegetarians going to have left to eat if every thing has feelings? Rocks and water?
Plushyism is just plain weird, IMHO, but then I don’t disassociate myself from humans by wishing to be a critter of some kind.
While you whine about PETA on your blog, I have a cousin who’s a NAVY Seal (he sacrifices for you to waste your life doing jack) posted out of Norfolk. It’s the largest Naval base in the world.
Your last post about the Koran suggested we “sacrifice Norfolk for the common good.”
Good luck getting on an airplane now, terrorist.
Sounds like you should enlist…
@ koka…..regardless if the plants feel pain or not, they are ALIVE….right, so cutting them for consmption is ending their life. I’m with you on this one. For godsakes, we all just need to give thanks for whatever it is we are eating and just be aware and not wasteful. And what can the uppity non killing ones eat, rocks. I hear there is such a thing as rock soup, my youngest made it with her first grade class! Well, there’s dirt too. I have heard some women crave it in pregnancy, the reason being, it’s high in iron. So there you go sPammy. Eat up.
(man, that lobster taco sound yummy. the steak too. Jesus, the duck too! I’m so hungry)
“In the strictest scientific sense, Doctor, we all feed on death – even vegetarians.” – Spock, “The Wolf In The Fold”, Star Trek
COuld be worse. Could be this:
http://forum.doctissimo.fr/doctissimo/Fetichisme/douceur-mohair-sujet_416_6.htm#t11635
@mister snatch- er, snitch: WHERE do they find these people? Somewhere goats are crying that their hair is put to such use. Say, just how DID you find that site? Never mind, TMI.
I have a great solution. If you are a Peta member you should refrain from all foods and water (since water is a source of life for many animals.) This would allow all Peta memebers to practice what the preach….and sadly end Peta! Great plan all around!
No, plants DO NOT feel pain. They are incapable of it because they DO NOT have a central nervous system or a brain. Stop believing in psuedoscience, people.
Any chance PETA will call out Obama for giving his dog a birthday cake made out of veal?
Here is an article for all you Canadians that lurk here:
Actress Pam Anderson says she’s ashamed of her homeland’s seal hunt http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/091023/national/seal_hunt_anderson_1
The key sentence would be, and I quote: “she wanted to save Canada from further international embarrassment over a “barbaric massacre.” Oh, here is more from the horse’s mouth: “When I travel all over the world, the Canadian seal hunt is a huge issue that people talk to me about. So I’m trying to save some embarrassment.”
Really?! I travel around the world and no one had ever asked me about Canadian seal hunt, none of the traveling Canadians that I know of were ever “tortured” with idiotic questions about seals either. So Pam, keep your embarrassment for your global crowd of artsy-fartsy, celebrity, nincompoops and leave us normal Canadians alone.
Others who spoke against Canadian seal hunt (according to the article) are: Barack the Messiah (gotta keep up with the far left, how else), Dali Lama (well, I can understand that, he loves all living creatures) and what cracked me up the most….beat of drums….Vladimir Putin. Seriously, Putin?! Being also Russian, I can tell you with all honesty that Putin doesn’t give a rat’s a*s about the seals, with much more horrible things happening in Russia to people, crying over seals is just an hypocrisy of the highest degree.
Pam Anderson is an embarrassment to the country. I too would like to see her keep her pie hole closed and quit apologizing for all of us regular Canucks. Putin condemned the seal hunt but has not stopped the import of Canadian seal products.
Why is it people feel the need to express their opinions – however stupid and ill-informed – to the media? Do people really care what she thinks about seals? Who are these people that a desperate to hear the “stars” political opinions?
@ coda
“While you whine about PETA on your blog, I have a cousin who’s a NAVY Seal (he sacrifices for you to waste your life doing jack) posted out of Norfolk. It’s the largest Naval base in the world.”
So what you’re saying is that since you’re *related* to someone in the Navy we should give a damn about your opinion? He sacrifices? No, he does his goddamned job. And speaking of “doing jack,” why aren’t *you* out there sacrificing if it means so much to you? Is it because you’re *sooo* busy being an Internet Tough Guy riding on your cousin’s coattails?
I think Canada is more embarassed by Pam Anderson that any seal hunt.
I hear it’s better (for the enviroment) to be a car driving vegetarian than bike riding meat eater.
So, PETA thinks it’s OK to eat some animals…reaks of double standards.
Obviously PETA has no problem with silicon.
lamb? Duck? Steak? Hmmmm. Last time I checked, any good restaurant would know how to fix some nice vegetarian dinners. Guess maybe PETA did not bother to ask? And what did Pam Anderson have to eat then?
And Coda – what is your point? My husband is a US Army Ranger getting ready to go back for his 3rd deployment. I thank God everyday that there are people like him who sacrifice his life so that we may speak up and voice our opinions.
Any chance PETA will call out Obama for giving his dog a birthday cake made out of veal?
“Settling in at the White House, the first lady says the first dog, Bo, celebrated his first birthday with a party in Rose Garden earlier this month. The Portuguese water dog feasted on a cake shaped like a dog house and made of veal.”
http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2009/10/michelle_obama_party_hats_for.html
Wow, he is just like us commone folks
Anonymous, the point was being made sarcastically about plants’ feeling pain. I really don’t care if plants feel anything at all, but so many others in the world buy into every little study that comes along. Hence, why we can’t get away from so called global warming, oops, I mean climate change.
Anyways, there ARE government supported studies that hook plants up to different types of meters that say when they are damaged or distressed they emit electrical-type waves that can be measured. I personally worked on one team building that type of meters for NASA several years ago to track plant growth in seeds and plants hydroponically planted while in orbit. Not really pseudoscience when used in that way.
Our tax dollars at work.
AAW, I hope all goes well with your husband’s deployment. Tell him we support him and are praying for his safe return.
Maybe Pam and all the PETArds can move to Georgia and eat clay…
http://www.georgiaencyclopedia.org/nge/Article.jsp?id=h-2669
I agree with Ln. Who ARE the idoits out there who care about stars’ opinions? Someone must, or else they wouldn’t speak out so danged much. Right??
Hmm maybe they’re Perez followers, or Obama voters.
“While you whine about PETA on your blog, I have a cousin who’s a NAVY Seal…”
See, Coda, he’s really not THAT kinda seal…
“Say, just how DID you find that site?”
I KNEW someone would ask…
“Never mind, TMI.”
…and I knew they’d be sorry they did…