I’m only half kidding. Hey, it makes as much sense as the “PLASTIC WATER BOTTLES WILL KILL US ALL BAN THEM OH MY GOD WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE” on another thread.

So, are you Jenine’s new publicist or her lawyer?

It was fine when Jesse married a porn star and got a porn star pregnant. But now suddenly after his new wife Sandra Bullock can’t have her own children, Janine is no longer fit to raise her own child and should be separated from her daughter and her daughter be separated from her older brother.

Considering the jobs and lifestyles Jesse and Sandra Bullock have, who are they to ask any judge to not allow children near pornographers, drug addicts, guns, felons, and an unsafe environment? Jesse’s world is all about everything he is hinting to a judge that Janine’s world is like. And Sandra’s world is Hollywood where there are no rules and far worse than anything Janine has ever encountered in her own life.

When someone also beats his wife throughout their marriage, tells her to abort the child he now suddenly wants custody of, and beats his wife while she is pregnant with that child, that person no longer has a voice in the raising of that child and is merely just the sperm donor.

After Jesse left a pregnant Janine for Sandra, he suddenly denied the child was his. After DNA tests proved he is the sperm donor, he and his new wife wanted nothing to do with Janine’s daughter and were completely out of the picture for the first three years of Sunny’s life. But after Jesse cut off his balls and handed them to Sandra, he came back into Sunny’s life and now wants to separate her from her mother and brother.

The judge in this case has said a review will be conducted after Janine is finally released from custody.

In a court income declaration, Janine listed Earl Miller Photography as her current employer and stated that she makes $12 an hour as a set designer there. While Jesse described himself as an “extraordinarily high earner” on his income statement but did not provide details. The details might read as “I married a wealthy Hollywood actress who can’t have her own children”.

Going to prison for not paying your taxes doesn’t make someone a bad parent. But everything he has put Janine and her daughter through for all these years does make Jesse a bad parent. Nothing has ever been said either against Janine as a parent when it comes to her 18-year-old son. Custody is only an issue now because Sandra Bullock can’t have children and needs a new toy to parade in front of the paparazzi.

The long standing rumor is that both Jesse and Sandra turned in Janine to the IRS. Though Jesse is no stranger to not paying people with his lawyers and former business partners all suing him for conning them and not paying his bills. I had always heard Jesse was violent towards Janine throughout their marriage and while Janine was pregnant with their daughter. He left Janine for Sandra while she was eight months pregnant though Janine says she doesn’t blame Sandra for the breakup. After Jesse left Janine for Sandra, he was claiming their daughter wasn’t his all of a sudden. DNA tests proved differently. Jesse then went on with his new life in Hollywood and wasn’t in contact with Janine or their daughter for the next three years.

My theory is that Sandra, who isn’t getting any younger by Hollywood standards, wanted Jesse to gain full custody of Janine’s daughter. This served two purposes: 1), Publicity for Sandra because she can get the publicity she wants by parading Janine’s daughter on public outings in front of the obvious paparazzi ahead. I’ve seen pictures of where Sandra is looking directly at the cameras and smiling while Janine’s daughter is in full view of them. Did Janine authorize these publicity stunts? And 2), Sandra can’t have children and trying to gain custody of a young child is her way of finally becoming a mother.

Sandra has many times stated in interviews that her husband’s children with his ex-wives and ex-girlfriends are also her children and a part of her family. I’m a part of a stepfamily but my stepfather had custody of me and raised me along with my mother. Sandra has nothing to do with Janine’s daughter except when Jesse has his visitation. Unless you are raising the children and their mothers are not in their lives for whatever reason, then you are not their mother and merely a babysitter. If Sandra had children. I highly doubt she would appreciate her husband’s exes saying her children are also their children now.

If Sandra can’t have children, she can open her home to foster children when there are so many children that need homes. She certainly has the money to do this and can take care of so many needy children. She obviously doesn’t want a happy stable family environment for Janine’s daughter because Janine said in her interview that Jesse and Sandra will not talk to her and she and Sandra have never really sat down to discuss her daughter staying with her while she’s in prison. How was this all arranged and handled? Through lawyers?

Jesse was using Janine’s porn history against her when he was first trying to get custody. But he didn’t have any problems marrying a porn star and getting a porn star pregnant. But when he met a woman more famous and more wealthy than Janine, Jesse and Sandra came to the conclusion that a porn star for a mother was suddenly a problem. Sandra thinks she’s a better mother figure for Janine’s daughter. But Janine has a 17-year-old son and there has never been any issues against Janine as a mother. Unlike Jesse who beat Janine while pregnant, later claimed their daughter wasn’t his, and then later having nothing to do with the child for the first three years of her life. While Sandra was having an affair with a married man who had a pregnant wife at home and has been trying to take a little girl away from her mother and older brother. Despite all of Janine’s flaws, I rather see her raising children than Jesse and Sandra.

I see no reason to bring these two into our website foray. Let it be. He builds motorcycles and supports his kids. Sandra makes movies, completely avoids the paparatizzi and I think is building a solid relationship that will reap windfalls for many people.

My opinion has been expressed.

Why would a tax evader go from prison to a halfway house? I thought those were for people who needed eased into society, who required some supervision, like people with mental illness or violent criminals. (Feel free to correct me, I really don’t know.)

What does the kid want? I’d rather have Sandra Bullock as my mom. (My sister took voice lessons from Sandra’s mom while in college. Said she was nice.)