I think I speak for everyone when I say, “Shut up, Michael Lohan”:
Once again proving how out of touch he is with his daughter, Michael Lohan went on the Maury Povich show [Tuesday] and delivered a televised message to LiLo in which he insulted her … and then promised to “save her life.”
First Mike called Lindsay a “hollow person” … then claimed there was “nothing left in her” — and finally said he “couldn’t even look at her.”
Then, after the dramatic plea, Michael actually had the stones to say, “I hate to speak out publicly like this…”
How many times is Michael Lohan going to hate to speak out publicly about private family matters? I mean, he’s getting called out by TMZ of all places, and you know Harvey Levin knows from publicity whores.
Do you think Daddy Dearest ever pauses to consider why Lindsay Lohan is as messed up as she is? (Doesn’t this photo just say it all?) Do you think it would help if we sent him a mirror emblazoned with our logo?
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Never trust a man in a sheer shirt, that’s what I always say.
I think it’s veru telling that he did this on The Maury Povich Show. I guess Jerry Springer was all booked. Was this before or after he found out he was the baby-daddy? What a scum bucket! And the shirt! HA! I was trying to figure out who he reminded me of when it hit me. He looks like Right Said Fred! “I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.” NOT!
Have to correct my typo..I meant “very” telling. Sorry guys. Please forgive me.
That picture….eugh.
Brain bleach, stat.
Oh good lord! His nipples are showing? And he is supposedly trying to say he is a responsible parent? I think it is only fitting that he and Jon Gosselin are BFF’s now. Very fitting. They are two douches in a pod.
Look, he’s taking a picture of himself in a see-through shirt while he flexes his bicep. That’s a douchebag tri-fecta!
Don’t forget this could be his prison bio picture.
hows cum evwybuddy is obbbbbsessssssed with spellin all of a suddin? i sees it evwywares. adddddddhd?
I guess that photo of M. Lohan is enuff to make us all fergit all we know.
HA! Emerson FTW!
Pass the brain bleach Shell. Dina and Michael Lohan are the two of the most immature people on the face of the earth. 14 year olds comport themselves better than those two
Lilo puts me in mind of Mckinsey Phillips…. Just sayin.
Why’s everyone giving him a hard time for looking like that in that picture???
People come out of the closet in different ways and aren’t we all taught to support their decision no matter how pathetically hilarious their method may be?
Hurricane – does that mean we can put him back in the closet? Pretty please?
Thank goodness it’s NOT Friday…we’d have that to look at all weekend.
I guess we know where Lindsey got her wierd nipple ideas from.
We know where she gets her rack from too, amirite?
He never knows when to go away either.
If he’s trying to impress the ladies with his *ahem* peekaboo shirt, or his flexing…this is one lady that says it ain’t working.
why….. is this picture being used? my eyes burn now!
Yeah, he’s washed that cotton shirt 75 too many times.
Not a post about Michael Lohan but his skeevey friend Jon Gosselin…
New reality show in the works: Gosselin dates Octomom. This has to be a joke? Please be a joke.
http://jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com/2009/10/definitive-sign-of-apocalypse.html
jenn – last I heard was that this was a hoax. Octomom thinks he is sexy, but he does not want anything to do with him. On the other hand, if the money was just right I am sure he would whore himself out again.
I’m pretty sure he knows that talking is his bread-and-butter these days, so unfortunately he’s not likely to shut up until people stop paying him to spout off and giving him an audience for his nonsense.
I…don’t…know…what…to…say.
The shirt, it’s just, well, it’s just.
I have no words.
When did they open up a Victor’s Secrets?
Our business is three, or four doors down from an AA/drug rehab type meeting place and has been for years. Every single guy that attends those meetings is exactly like this guy. Exactly. His description is something I’ve seen at least 100 times. The phony new found religion, the I know what’s best for you attitude. The pacing back and forth out front, loud talking on a cellphone, or yelling orders at someone on a cellphone – most likely one that isn’t actually turned on by the way – like they’re always involved in some BIG BUSINESS DEAL.
And that face. The dead behind the eyes look, the same blank slate of a face that they all have. The face is adjustable for any given situation. Empathetic, angry, happy-smiley, sad, whatever will get them what they want. If you ever have even the slightest bit of sympathy for this guy, don’t. Trust me when I tell you he doesn’t even think of other people as human at all. Period. I know people like this. Its pathetic, and as long as he has a voice, and some way to talk to media outlets he’ll do it. He’ll never stop. He’s a person reduced to the basest instincts of an animal trying to survive. If you let him sleep over at your house the next morning you’d be missing your DVD player, your computer, bicycle, and probably your dog too (they can be traded for drugs as bait for fighting dogs).
Just looking at that picture makes me want to punch him in the face until I’m out of breath.
Love, and kisses!
Pastafarian
Please stab my eyes out with a hot poker now. X-P
Exactly what I wondered, Scone.
Too true Pasta, and the guy would also accuse you of being evil for accusing him and trying to give him a relapse, after he took your DVD player.
This is the kind of picture you’ll expect to see on a gay dating site, nothing against gays or dating sites
, too hilarious to see on a straight man (unless he’s from Europe).
That’s her just her mating ritual.
Octomommy bats her eyes a little but plays it coy. Then she unhinges her jaw and swallows the guy whole, hair plugs to toe jam. 9 months later, out pops the litter.
I’m thinking that wasn’t a baby bump, but the half-digested corpse of the last sperm donor…
And hey, that little mental picture makes le Lohan up there look good, eh?
Hmmm, I’m gone for a week and suddenly I start showing up as Anonymous.
You’d think y’alled know me better by now…
Are you people blind? He’s HOT!!!!!!!