Comments on: Inside Heidi and Spencer’s Society-Destroying Book

By: Johninator

Johninator — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:20:13 +0000

If Spencer is both a douche and a tool, would that make him a douchool, or a toouche?

By: Minnow

Minnow — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:50:39 +0000

I think the best thing is just donate their body to science so that researchers can use them to find the cure for other peoples ailments.

I hear Gunther von Hagens is always hiring…

By: Digitalis

Digitalis — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:32:43 +0000

“celebrities are there to look hot for the common people. It’s our job.”

Then, what do the asexuals get out of it?

By: Angry Army Wife

Angry Army Wife — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:04:09 +0000

BEige, what organs would they have that anyone would want? Pam and Piven has destroyed theirs and Pelosi pumps crap into her body. Not to mention the cooties that Speidi has. I think the best thing is just donate their body to science so that researchers can use them to find the cure for other peoples ailments.

By: Beige

Beige — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:50:24 +0000

Eh, that’s why those things are confidential. They ARE confidential, right? Or anonymous? Don’t the organs in question have those black rectangle things on ‘em?

By: jenn

jenn — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:27:23 +0000

I like your way of thinking Beige but seriously do you want anything that could be siphoned off of the above mentioned wastes of space?

By: Beige

Beige — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:19:21 +0000

Y’all, nobody’s taking me seriously here, but for real: Organ. Donors. It’s easy to look back at classic movies like “Coma” and think, “Eh, sci-fi/horror, never happen”, but the thing is, it could actually have an UP side. If an approach like that could siphon off human placeholders like Speidi, Piven, Pelosi, and Pammy, what’s not to love about it?

By: Pearce

Pearce — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 07:28:08 +0000

chrocs, that requires just a little too much medical knowledge for these two. I mean, she thinks she has a hundred orgasms every day. They probably think babies spring fully formed from a cabbage patch.

By: katie

katie — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 07:04:47 +0000

who would actually buy this crap? i feel like an a-hole when i scan stuff about them on the internet. and LOL @ ““celebrities are there to look hot for the common people. It’s our job.” ummm number 1 – you are NOT a celebrity. you are a no talent idiot and 2 – you are NOT hot. that’s all!

By: Les Paul

Les Paul — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:33:22 +0000

I woke up after sleeping a couple of hours this evening, and couldn’t go back to sleep, and turned on the TV. That was over an hour ago — I’m still wide awake. I never watch Jimmy Kimmel, ’cause I’m usually sleeping. He was talking about what to do with carved pumpkins after Halloween, and he said you don’t know what to do with them, “they’re like the Heidi and Spencer of fruit.” BTW, one of his guests tonight is our beloved lady friend, Pammy. I switched to CSI: NY.