Why does Brad Pitt want all the polar bears to go glub-glub?
Quick reminder. Way back in 2001, Pitt said this:
“Why don’t we set ourselves free? We have the technology for electric cars, and we have other power sources. Yes, it would be expensive to make the switch over, but we could, and we would have complete autonomy from our need for oil. We would not have to rape Alaska, and we wouldn’t have to be dependent on those guys over there. In the long term, if we could free ourselves from the dependency on oil, we’d be alright.”
Since then, he’s reduced his dependency on oil by investing in a fleet of motorcycles. Take that, Alaska!
He crashed one of his bikes last week, and as People reports:
“I had a little mishap,” he said at an Inglourious Basterds event in Tokyo on Wednesday. “No injuries, except my ego. [And the planet! -- ed.] I was trying to get away from some paparazzi and instead gave them a good story…
But he counted it as a lucky thing that he happened to be in one of the best-known motorcycle-building nations of the world.
“I will definitely be looking at motorcycles,” he said. “You’ve got some of the best builders right here.”
Die, Earth, die! Godzilla only destroyed Tokyo. Now Bradzilla wants the Japanese to help him destroy the whole planet?
In other insanely wealthy ecocrite news: Al Gore could become world’s first carbon billionaire. But he’s not in it for the money. In fact, he hates money. Yuck, ptui! He hates it so much that he keeps trying to get rid of it. Why else would he blow it on mansions and limousines and private jets and great big piles of rich, fancy food?
By the way, if you don’t ride your hemp-fiber bicycle from the tent you live in to the recycling center, you are history’s greatest murderer. Now stop looking at the evidence and asking questions, you science-denier.
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I always wonder if these geniuses stop and think about how we’re going to get all the electricity needed to run these electric cars. Or are they mistaking electricty for pixie farts?
Too true Elle. Electric cars are a joke. (or another way to make money for Energy companies)
Oh Brad Pitt, you lovable dim-wit. Why don’t you go study some basic chemistry, and you will find out what those lovely motorcycle helmets you wear are made of. Plastic! Why, where does plastic come from you ask? It’s made from petroleum of course!
You know what? Nevermind. If you’re really against the contiued use/drilling of oil, Brad Pitt, quit wearing a helmet and go smash your melon on some concrete.
In other news:
John Edwards’ lovechild’s namesake John O’Quinn was killed in a car crash last week.
Some have speculated that O’Quinn’s employee Don Clark (ex-FBI chief in Houston) was the money bagman who coordinated the John Edwards’ coverup and payoffs.
http://www.click2houston.com/investigates/4843165/detail.html
http://www.forbes.com/2009/10/30/torts-john-oquinn-business-oquinn.html
Yeah, the thing about these little mishaps that bugs me? Is that they’re only little mishaps. Poseur O’Pouty takes a REAL fall, he’d better hope the ambulance that comes to scrape his greasy ass off the pavement isn’t running on a D cell, ’cause that ride could take awhile to show up. I’m just sayin’. Nobody wants a solar-powered respirator, do they? I mean, really–do they?
Fact: (nearly?) every “global warming”/”Go Green” advocate is a hypocrite.
I think we all know for certain now what ‘green’ the movement has been all about.
@Jenn: Didn’t we always know that?
Is it really rape when Alaska happily sells us all the hootchie we allow her to pump and then floozily begs for permission to pump up a whole bunch more?
She’d pump hootchie all the live long day if we’d let her…
Damn whore!
Alaska IS a whore.
But you know, considering Angelina….