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06
Nov

Perez Hilton Has Opinion About New Marilyn Manson Video

That’s right, folks: Marilyn Manson is still alive! And for his next trick, he will now whine like a baby and pretend to beat up a young woman in her underwear. (She’s in her underwear, that is, not him.) NSFW:

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06
Nov

Sharon Osbourne, as Charming as Ever

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Something tells me Sharon Osbourne, the host of VHI’s Rock of Love: Charm School, might need remedial lessons in etiquette (again) after talking some serious smack about Internet meme Britain’s Got Talent runner-up Susan Boyle on satellite radio’s “The Opie & Anthony Show”:

“I like everybody to do well. Even somebody that looks like a slapped arse … God bless her. It’s like, ‘You go girl’. She does look like a hairy a**hole … She is a lovely lady. You just want to say ‘God bless’ and here’s a Gillette razor. … [God] gave her the talent. Yes he did. But he hit her with a f*ckin’ ugly stick.

I mean, when you’re Kelly Osbourne’s mom, do you really want to open that can of worms?

06
Nov

Breaking with Precedent, Oprah Does the Right Thing

After a week of criticism, ol’ Harpo finally wises up:

Oprah Winfrey is removing gospel singer BeBe Winans from her show’s “karaoke challenge” until charges against him for allegedly pushing his ex-wife to the ground are resolved.

Winans appeared on “The Oprah Winfrey Show” last week and was seen in promos for future appearances. Now he’ll be cut out of the segment, said Winfrey spokesman Don Halcombe on Thursday.

Winfrey was criticized by some bloggers this week for including Winans after she had taken a strong stand against domestic violence earlier this year. She did a show on the topic when singer Chris Brown assaulted his then-girlfriend Rihanna.

We’re expected to believe that Oprah didn’t know about the charges. She also doesn’t know that stuffed-crust pepperoni pizza contains these things called calories.

Speaking of Chris Brown, the cranium-cracking crooner just wants to remind you that he’s, y’know, all sorry and everything:

In an interview with MTV News’ Sway Calloway that airs Friday night (November 6) on MTV, Brown talked about what his many apologies really mean.

“When I apologize, I really apologize, definitely, about the situation, like me and her personally, obviously,” Brown said. “We’ve exchanged, I’ve exchanged my apologies for her, but when I do it publicly, it’s for the people who I let down: It’s for the fans, it’s for all the people, even the sponsors, even the people that have invested in me and thought that I was a good enough role model.”

That’s great. Now, how about apologizing to the rest of us?

By the way, his new single is called “I Can Transform Ya.” Yeah, he can transform a beautiful young woman into a mass of bloody bruises.

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Nov

Natalie Portman and the Naked Truth

Her head is naked!

Poor thing. Natalie Portman just can’t decide what she wants.

Back in 2007, she said this to Reuters as to why she bared all in Hotel Chevalier:

“I don’t know why, exactly. Sometimes you make rules for yourself and sometimes those rules are made to be broken. You have to test things out and see what works for you, and this felt right.”

A very short time later in Parade:

“I’m really sorry I didn’t listen to my intuition. [...] From now on, I’m going to trust my gut more. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is to say no.”

Before that, she had had the decency to make someone else get naked on her behalf, according to reports:

“Portman, who requested director Mike Nichols to cut the nudity from “Closer” and used a body double for “Goya’s Ghosts’, said that she felt it was right to do bare scenes in the latest film.”

Then came Hotel Chevalier, the nude scene, and the vow to never get naked on camera again.

Fast forward two years, and Ms. Portman seems to have gotten over her standards. (They must be financially artistically restricting.) According to the Daily Mail, Ms. Portman will bare all again in Darren Aronofsky’s next film, Black Swan.  Her excuse cop-out reason is that even though it is “a pretty serious sex scene, and a lesbian one at that,” she insists that “it’s not raunchy — it’s extreme.”  She concludes by claiming that nudity is “always a big dilemma for me.”

Yeah, always kinda sounded more like a personal standard thing, than a big “dilemma’ thing. And I wanna know if I can dress like a whore-cat everyday and say that I am not being raunchy. I am being extreme. For some reason I don’t think my mom, boss, friends anyone would buy that.




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