Comments on: Natalie Portman and the Naked Truth http://deceiver.com/2009/11/06/natalie-portman-and-the-naked-truth/ The two-faced and famous have something new to worry about. Sat, 20 Mar 2010 20:05:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Please Pick Stripping or Speaking, Natalie Portman . . . at Deceiver.com http://deceiver.com/2009/11/06/natalie-portman-and-the-naked-truth/comment-page-1/#comment-44901 Please Pick Stripping or Speaking, Natalie Portman . . . at Deceiver.com Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:50:15 +0000 http://deceiver.com/?p=11207#comment-44901 [...] review, and yeah, I am gonna quote myself from November: According to the Daily Mail, Ms. Portman will bare all again in Darren Aronofsky’s next film, [...] [...] review, and yeah, I am gonna quote myself from November: According to the Daily Mail, Ms. Portman will bare all again in Darren Aronofsky’s next film, [...]

]]> By: Scott F. http://deceiver.com/2009/11/06/natalie-portman-and-the-naked-truth/comment-page-1/#comment-41735 Scott F. Sat, 07 Nov 2009 07:25:07 +0000 http://deceiver.com/?p=11207#comment-41735 I've always thought her, Jessica Alba, and Keanu Reeves should have a Steel Cage Wooden Actor-Off. The first one who can actually manage to channel a real freaking emotion loses. This woman in particular has the emotional depth of the Reflecting Pool. I wouldn't mind it so much if she didn't work so hard at trying to convince people she's a deep, intelligent, person with more than two cogent thoughts to rub together. Yeah, she lost me with all the activism and going back to college spiel. At least Keanu Reeves seems reasonably self-aware of the fact he's the luckiest moron in the history of Earth. I imagine I'd have a more deep philosophical debate with the guy in a trucker hat and cutoffs standing behind me while I'm waiting to buy a pack of smokes at the gas station. I’ve always thought her, Jessica Alba, and Keanu Reeves should have a Steel Cage Wooden Actor-Off. The first one who can actually manage to channel a real freaking emotion loses.

This woman in particular has the emotional depth of the Reflecting Pool. I wouldn’t mind it so much if she didn’t work so hard at trying to convince people she’s a deep, intelligent, person with more than two cogent thoughts to rub together. Yeah, she lost me with all the activism and going back to college spiel. At least Keanu Reeves seems reasonably self-aware of the fact he’s the luckiest moron in the history of Earth.

I imagine I’d have a more deep philosophical debate with the guy in a trucker hat and cutoffs standing behind me while I’m waiting to buy a pack of smokes at the gas station.

]]> By: Fortunate_Son http://deceiver.com/2009/11/06/natalie-portman-and-the-naked-truth/comment-page-1/#comment-41730 Fortunate_Son Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:25:32 +0000 http://deceiver.com/?p=11207#comment-41730 Someone on Ted Casablanca's site suggested Portman was a hypocrite of convenience. <blockquote> "Dear Ted: Am I the only one that found it ironic when Natalie Portman basically compared eating meat to condoning rape, considering that as a signer of the Roman Polanski petition she actually is condoning rape? I like her as an actress but that kind of crap is seriously making me rethink. —Bridget " http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/index.html?uuid=b77f6562-9ee5-45aa-bedb-50b9675f1d83 </blockquote> Someone on Ted Casablanca’s site suggested Portman was a hypocrite of convenience.

“Dear Ted:
Am I the only one that found it ironic when Natalie Portman basically compared eating meat to condoning rape, considering that as a signer of the Roman Polanski petition she actually is condoning rape? I like her as an actress but that kind of crap is seriously making me rethink.
—Bridget ”

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/index.html?uuid=b77f6562-9ee5-45aa-bedb-50b9675f1d83

]]> By: News in Newspapers, MMWA, Fourth Kind Hype: Morning Intell | DBKP - Death By 1000 Papercuts - DBKP http://deceiver.com/2009/11/06/natalie-portman-and-the-naked-truth/comment-page-1/#comment-41729 News in Newspapers, MMWA, Fourth Kind Hype: Morning Intell | DBKP - Death By 1000 Papercuts - DBKP Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:06:35 +0000 http://deceiver.com/?p=11207#comment-41729 [...] TALKS, CLOTHES TAKE A WALK: Natalie Portman and the Naked Truth . ..and it’s all about her reservations, doncha [...] [...] TALKS, CLOTHES TAKE A WALK: Natalie Portman and the Naked Truth . ..and it’s all about her reservations, doncha [...]

]]> By: cara http://deceiver.com/2009/11/06/natalie-portman-and-the-naked-truth/comment-page-1/#comment-41727 cara Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:29:01 +0000 http://deceiver.com/?p=11207#comment-41727 I only got into it at the end of last season, but I'm sure you could youtube it...is was at the beginning. (or on-demand it) @catharine.....I'm with you. I only got into it at the end of last season, but I’m sure you could youtube it…is was at the beginning. (or on-demand it)

@catharine…..I’m with you.

]]> By: Pastafarian http://deceiver.com/2009/11/06/natalie-portman-and-the-naked-truth/comment-page-1/#comment-41724 Pastafarian Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:11:01 +0000 http://deceiver.com/?p=11207#comment-41724 His 13 year old daughter used to be a brilliant, muscular, handsome man? That's weird. His 13 year old daughter used to be a brilliant, muscular, handsome man?

That’s weird.

]]> By: Beige http://deceiver.com/2009/11/06/natalie-portman-and-the-naked-truth/comment-page-1/#comment-41722 Beige Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:53:29 +0000 http://deceiver.com/?p=11207#comment-41722 Anybody who sold her soul to sleepwalk through the last 3 SW debacles is probably thanking her lucky stars she's got naughty bits to show. Otherwise it'd be dinner theater in Puyallup. Anybody who sold her soul to sleepwalk through the last 3 SW debacles is probably thanking her lucky stars she’s got naughty bits to show. Otherwise it’d be dinner theater in Puyallup.

]]> By: Catharine http://deceiver.com/2009/11/06/natalie-portman-and-the-naked-truth/comment-page-1/#comment-41720 Catharine Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:15:35 +0000 http://deceiver.com/?p=11207#comment-41720 I haven't looked the same at her ever since she signed the 'free Roman Polanski' petition. Padme, how could you??? Sniff sniff I haven’t looked the same at her ever since she signed the ‘free Roman Polanski’ petition. Padme, how could you??? Sniff sniff

]]> By: cara http://deceiver.com/2009/11/06/natalie-portman-and-the-naked-truth/comment-page-1/#comment-41717 cara Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:05:51 +0000 http://deceiver.com/?p=11207#comment-41717 the guy (not christian) was out having dinner with his new wife (rose mcgowen) and his daughter, who just arrived from NYC and was being a " typical 13yr old teenage girl", as she wasn't eating, when the dad says, "what happened, you used to be a Pastafarian?" I haven't ever heard it used prior to here so I found it quite amusing and had to share. (I am, however, quite versed in it's slight ref., all my kid's bear the name Selassie) the guy (not christian) was out having dinner with his new wife (rose mcgowen) and his daughter, who just arrived from NYC and was being a ” typical 13yr old teenage girl”, as she wasn’t eating, when the dad says, “what happened, you used to be a Pastafarian?” I haven’t ever heard it used prior to here so I found it quite amusing and had to share.

(I am, however, quite versed in it’s slight ref., all my kid’s bear the name Selassie)

]]> By: Pastafarian http://deceiver.com/2009/11/06/natalie-portman-and-the-naked-truth/comment-page-1/#comment-41710 Pastafarian Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:34:35 +0000 http://deceiver.com/?p=11207#comment-41710 What? Nip/Tuck? What did they say? It couldn't be I'm nobody. I don't believe that. What? Nip/Tuck? What did they say? It couldn’t be I’m nobody.

I don’t believe that.

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