14 Responses to “Sharon Osbourne, as Charming as Ever”

1. 1 Teemo Nov 6th, 2009 at 7:46 pm

   If not for Ozzy’s coat tails, she’d be just another 50-something groupie turning tricks to pay for her next hit.

2. 2 Fortunate_Son Nov 6th, 2009 at 7:51 pm

   Pre-surgery pictures are worth a thousand words.

   http://i34.tinypic.com/1zocg7n.jpg

3. 3 Pastafarian Nov 6th, 2009 at 8:32 pm

   “I mean, when you’re Kelly Osbourne’s mom, do you really want to open that can of worms?”

   Or the wife of Ozzy Osbourne.

4. 4 Jannah Nov 6th, 2009 at 9:46 pm

   My immediate sentiments exactly FS, she didn’t look too far different from Boyle before she got herself surgically altered. I hate the times we live in now, where this is considered cute public behavior.

5. 5 anagram089 Nov 6th, 2009 at 9:48 pm

   well… she does speak the truth.

6. 6 Simon Scowl Nov 6th, 2009 at 10:08 pm

   My favorite Sharon Osbourne quote:

   When Sharon was told about QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE front man Josh Homme’s disdain for Ozzfest (“I won’t be playing Ozzfest again — they treat the bands like s***,” Homme told us recently. “This year you get to play for free under the guise of [imitating Ozzy] ‘No, we’re doing it for the fans!’ But it’s really for the people who fan Sharon and Ozzy with palm fronds at their house.”), the potty-mouthed matriarch went Code Red. To print the whole five-minute, anti-Homme rant would be blasphemous and actually illegal in seven states, but here’s the concluding snippet: “I hope he gets syphilis and dies. I hope his d*** f***in’ falls off so his mother can eat it.”

   I’m a Josh Homme fan, but that’s just beautiful.

7. 7 Beige Nov 6th, 2009 at 11:50 pm

   I am utterly at a loss here. I’m not a Susan Boyle fan in particular, but Sharon Osbourne is, as one of her smackdown victims accurately but injudiciously stated, famous only for managing her brain-dead husband. Sharon has no talent, and can’t really even claim that God gave her her looks, unless He has hospital privileges somewhere. She’s undoubtedly the narstiest person in the UK outside Amy Winehouse’s bathroom.

   Queens of the Stone Age probably named their group after Sharon’s school yearbook anyway, so maybe that’s why she’s so catty. Somebody ought to send her home wearing her twat for a turtleneck.

8. 8 Fortunate_Son Nov 7th, 2009 at 12:31 am

   Just saw this one from the archives:

   “Don’t even ask.”
   -Jrod on an earlier Sharon Osbourne story.
   http://deceiver.com/2009/03/05/let-sharon-osbourne-serve-as-a-warning-to-rihanna/

9. 9 Ln Nov 7th, 2009 at 9:44 am

   She has to stay relevant some how and we have fed into her plan.

10. 10 Conrad Nov 8th, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Sharon Osbourne needs to be Bitch slapped.

11. 11 Aleric Nov 9th, 2009 at 11:41 am

    @Teemo, actually no, Sharons family has tons of money. Her father was one of the heads of the record company that Ozzy tried to get his solo album signed to. Technically without her Ozzy would have burned out in the first 5 years of his break with Black Sabbath. She took control of his career and milked it for every penny she could. Say what you want about her, but she is the female Gene Simmons, willing to do what it takes to make a buck no matter what it takes. While she may be a bitch she will never be a simple groupie.

12. 12 Teemo Nov 9th, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    I stand (well, sit) corrected. (Would I be correct in thinking that none of us would know her name if she wasn’t Mrs. Ozzy Osbourne?)

13. 13 Minnow Nov 10th, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    She took control of his career and milked it for every penny she could.

    All the while keeping up with her day job, mongering fish down at the quay.

14. 14 BB Nov 10th, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    Smug b**ch! She obviously doesn’t remember where she came from or how awful she looked. See what a ton of money and a construction crew can do? They can even turn a hairy a**hole like her into someone who no longer needs a bag over her head. So, now that she is one of the “aesthetically pleasing” celebrities, she thinks it is fair game to rag on anyone who doesn’t have the time, money or the inclination to be rebuilt from the ground up, like Frankenstein.

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