Comments on: Sharon Osbourne, as Charming as Ever

By: BB

BB — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:48:37 +0000

Smug b**ch! She obviously doesn’t remember where she came from or how awful she looked. See what a ton of money and a construction crew can do? They can even turn a hairy a**hole like her into someone who no longer needs a bag over her head. So, now that she is one of the “aesthetically pleasing” celebrities, she thinks it is fair game to rag on anyone who doesn’t have the time, money or the inclination to be rebuilt from the ground up, like Frankenstein.

By: Minnow

Minnow — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:17:08 +0000

She took control of his career and milked it for every penny she could.

All the while keeping up with her day job, mongering fish down at the quay.

By: Teemo

Teemo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:54:41 +0000

I stand (well, sit) corrected. (Would I be correct in thinking that none of us would know her name if she wasn’t Mrs. Ozzy Osbourne?)

By: Aleric

Aleric — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:41:54 +0000

@Teemo, actually no, Sharons family has tons of money. Her father was one of the heads of the record company that Ozzy tried to get his solo album signed to. Technically without her Ozzy would have burned out in the first 5 years of his break with Black Sabbath. She took control of his career and milked it for every penny she could. Say what you want about her, but she is the female Gene Simmons, willing to do what it takes to make a buck no matter what it takes. While she may be a bitch she will never be a simple groupie.

By: Conrad

Conrad — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:48:57 +0000

Sharon Osbourne needs to be Bitch slapped.

By: Ln

Ln — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:44:38 +0000

She has to stay relevant some how and we have fed into her plan.

By: Fortunate_Son

Fortunate_Son — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 04:31:53 +0000

Just saw this one from the archives:

“Don’t even ask.”
-Jrod on an earlier Sharon Osbourne story.
http://deceiver.com/2009/03/05/let-sharon-osbourne-serve-as-a-warning-to-rihanna/

By: Beige

Beige — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:50:56 +0000

I am utterly at a loss here. I’m not a Susan Boyle fan in particular, but Sharon Osbourne is, as one of her smackdown victims accurately but injudiciously stated, famous only for managing her brain-dead husband. Sharon has no talent, and can’t really even claim that God gave her her looks, unless He has hospital privileges somewhere. She’s undoubtedly the narstiest person in the UK outside Amy Winehouse’s bathroom.

Queens of the Stone Age probably named their group after Sharon’s school yearbook anyway, so maybe that’s why she’s so catty. Somebody ought to send her home wearing her twat for a turtleneck.

By: Simon Scowl

Simon Scowl — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:08:56 +0000

My favorite Sharon Osbourne quote:

When Sharon was told about QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE front man Josh Homme’s disdain for Ozzfest (“I won’t be playing Ozzfest again — they treat the bands like s***,” Homme told us recently. “This year you get to play for free under the guise of [imitating Ozzy] ‘No, we’re doing it for the fans!’ But it’s really for the people who fan Sharon and Ozzy with palm fronds at their house.”), the potty-mouthed matriarch went Code Red. To print the whole five-minute, anti-Homme rant would be blasphemous and actually illegal in seven states, but here’s the concluding snippet: “I hope he gets syphilis and dies. I hope his d*** f***in’ falls off so his mother can eat it.”

I’m a Josh Homme fan, but that’s just beautiful.

By: anagram089

anagram089 — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 01:48:23 +0000

well… she does speak the truth.