How awesome must it be to be Christian Serratos right now?
She has a starring role in the über-hot Twilight franchise, meaning she gets to be on set with dreamy Robert Pattinson all the time.
She’s totally going through the enviable, glitzy rite of passage that sudden fame brings. There are all these premieres to attend and awards to receive and paparazzi to pose for. So to look the part of Budding Starlet, she gets to play serious dress-up, like in these photos over the past year:

We’re talking Valentino patent leather handbags, Yves Saint Laurent patent leather pumps, and Christian Louboutin leather-soled peep-toes here, left to right. A bit out of the range of the average teenager’s allowance.
So you have to wonder why she would ruin her own fun by joining up with the likes of PETA’s I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur campaign. Because how will she ever go back to the red carpet now that she’s just claimed the moral upper hand against wearing the very animal products she blew her first paycheck on?
Note to Christian: Just because they’re patent or covered in sequins doesn’t mean your accessories are any less cow.


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