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Archive for November 13th, 2009

13
Nov

Present Obama Suffers Another Outlandish Attack from Past Obama

During the neverending 2008 presidential campaign, Senator Barack Hussein Obama was asked to give the most important policy difference between him and Hillary Clinton. Here’s what he said:

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“Uh, uh, Senator Clinton has a different approach. She believes that we have to, uh, force people who don’t have health insurance to buy it. Otherwise, there will be a lot of people who don’t get it. I don’t see those folks, and I think that it is important for us to recognize that if, in fact, you’re gonna mandate, uh, the purchase of insurance and it’s not affordable, then there’s gonna have to be some enforcement mechanism that the government uses, and they may charge people who already don’t have health care fines, or have to take it out of their paychecks. And that, I don’t think is helping those without health insurance. That is a genuine difference.”

Remember, this was the most important policy difference between him and Hillary. Out of everything they didn’t agree on, that’s the one thing he wanted you to know about.

That’s why ObamaCare will charge you fines for not having health care. The purchase of insurance will be mandated. Uh, people who don’t have health insurance will be forced to buy it.

And our leaders couldn’t be happier about it:

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Past Obama and Present Obama: That is a genuine difference.

(Hat tip to Deceiver reader Jenn)

13
Nov

Dave in Doghouse Over Disgraceful Dalliances

Take the following with the usual disclaimer that it’s from the National Enquirer, which never gets stories right except for all the stories it gets right:

David Letterman has moved out of his family home after failing to patch things up with his outraged wife Regina, sources tell The Enquirer. Mired in a sex scandal, the 62-year-old “Late Show” host is now living in his luxury loft in lower Manhattan, while his wife and son stay at his mansion in New York’s swank Weschester County.

“Dave admitted he’s sleeping in the city after Regina let him have it. He took a few days off from the show so they could try to work things out,” divulged an insider at his CBS show. “But if anything, he may have made the situation worse. Regina demanded that he tell the complete truth about what he did with the women, but Dave hemmed and hawed…

“She doesn’t want to leave the marriage, and there’s no indication that they’re breaking up for good. But Regina wants to make sure he doesn’t hurt her again. She feels the scandal has made her a public laughingstock.”

Why, just because he wasn’t able to break the news to his audience without making jokes about it?

His ratings are still fine, which is the most important thing to him, apparently. And, c’mon… He’s supposed to feel good about beating Conan?

Is he still telling jokes about other famous philanderers? Does he give off even stronger waves of self-loathing than usual while he’s doing it?

(Hat tip to Cele|bitchy)




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