Take the following with the usual disclaimer that it’s from the National Enquirer, which never gets stories right except for all the stories it gets right:
David Letterman has moved out of his family home after failing to patch things up with his outraged wife Regina, sources tell The Enquirer. Mired in a sex scandal, the 62-year-old “Late Show” host is now living in his luxury loft in lower Manhattan, while his wife and son stay at his mansion in New York’s swank Weschester County.
“Dave admitted he’s sleeping in the city after Regina let him have it. He took a few days off from the show so they could try to work things out,” divulged an insider at his CBS show. “But if anything, he may have made the situation worse. Regina demanded that he tell the complete truth about what he did with the women, but Dave hemmed and hawed…
“She doesn’t want to leave the marriage, and there’s no indication that they’re breaking up for good. But Regina wants to make sure he doesn’t hurt her again. She feels the scandal has made her a public laughingstock.”
Why, just because he wasn’t able to break the news to his audience without making jokes about it?
His ratings are still fine, which is the most important thing to him, apparently. And, c’mon… He’s supposed to feel good about beating Conan?
Is he still telling jokes about other famous philanderers? Does he give off even stronger waves of self-loathing than usual while he’s doing it?
(Hat tip to Cele|bitchy)
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Is anyone staying at his luxury loft with him?
Enquiring minds want to know.
Career cheaters normally don’t stop cheating even after they are caught. I would lay money that within the next year or two he will be photographed or cought cheating again.
“Hello…is this Mrs Letterman? This is The Maury Show. We’d like to talk to you about appearing on our show. We’ll give Dave a lie detector test…”
FWIW, I’m not laughing at her, I’m feeling bad for her (though I doubt that would make her feel much better). For the sake of their kid, I hope they can work things out and that Dave keeps it in his pants.
I already felt sorry for Lasko just b/c she’s married to Alfred E. Neuman. To be fair, though, Letterman’s only repulsive from the scalp down.
If he’s f*cking all those other babes, all she has to do as his wife is spend his money and doesn’t even have to f*ck him. that sounds like a really good deal to me!
…And tonight’s sandpaper bath was brought to us by Mermaid! Thanks, Mermaid!
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Only from the scalp down? How repulsive is that thing on his head that looks like an animal curled up and died? Is that a tupee? I hope to God that’s not his real hair…
LOL everyone.
I feel very badly for his wife. She probably thought that he had finally settled down, and now sees that he didn’t at all. I guess it goes down to that “Absolute Power” thing for him, and he knows/thinks that he can do anything he pleases. Sad and sickening.
Another job lost to outsourcing.
HA!
Typical LEFTIST who would rather saved his hide than anything else.
I still cannot believe that numerous girls found him attractive enough to bang him. I feel like taking a shower everytime I see his picture. He is so creepy looking.
Count me out on the pity party.
It’s not like Letterman had a flat in the middle of the night, knocked on Farmer Lakso’s door and the farmer said “sure you can spend the night but ya gotta sleep with my daughter Regina.”
She had 26 years to back out of that shotgun wedding.