Nicole Forrester, the stripper telling any tabloid that will listen that she had a torrid affair with actor Josh Duhamel, has history’s most insincere apology for his wife Fergie:

Nicole Forrester, the exotic dancer at the center of the Josh Duhamel adultery brouhaha, is extending an olive branch to the pop star wife of the actor she supposedly had sex with. “I’m sorry,” the 34 year-old tells Extra.

At the time of the one-night stand, she explains “I thought, ‘Nobody’s gonna find out. It’s not gonna hurt anybody . . . I’m sorry that I didn’t think of it like I think of it now.”

Things have been tough for Forrester since the news broke. Her son even told her “‘you’re disgusting. I didn’t know you had sex with him,’” she claims. She says that she has quit stripping for good after her kids requested she “never do it again.” …

The dancer also resents being called a homewrecker, given Fergie’s apparent devotion to her husband.

“She’s standing by her man, so obviously I’m not wrecking the home too bad, huh?”

One other thing: her night with the married movie star wasn’t the best sex she’s ever had. “No, I don’t think that was it,” she sniffs.

Just so everyone is clear: Nicole Forrester really regrets that her kids found out she’s a hooker, and hey Fergie, your ridiculously hot husband sucks in bed. Sorry indeed.