Nicole Forrester, the stripper telling any tabloid that will listen that she had a torrid affair with actor Josh Duhamel, has history’s most insincere apology for his wife Fergie:
Nicole Forrester, the exotic dancer at the center of the Josh Duhamel adultery brouhaha, is extending an olive branch to the pop star wife of the actor she supposedly had sex with. “I’m sorry,” the 34 year-old tells Extra.
At the time of the one-night stand, she explains “I thought, ‘Nobody’s gonna find out. It’s not gonna hurt anybody . . . I’m sorry that I didn’t think of it like I think of it now.”
Things have been tough for Forrester since the news broke. Her son even told her “‘you’re disgusting. I didn’t know you had sex with him,’” she claims. She says that she has quit stripping for good after her kids requested she “never do it again.” …
The dancer also resents being called a homewrecker, given Fergie’s apparent devotion to her husband.
“She’s standing by her man, so obviously I’m not wrecking the home too bad, huh?”
One other thing: her night with the married movie star wasn’t the best sex she’s ever had. “No, I don’t think that was it,” she sniffs.
Just so everyone is clear: Nicole Forrester really regrets that her kids found out she’s a hooker, and hey Fergie, your ridiculously hot husband sucks in bed. Sorry indeed.
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There’s a *SLIGHT* difference between hookers and strippers.
Having sex with a famous person? Not being a hooker unless they agreed to payment BEFORE the sex act happened. Removing clothes on a stage for money and then boinking a famous guy.. well, I’d say just good luck, but apparently he wasn’t even that good.
I would like to know when it was that “I didn’t think I’d get caught..” became an acceptable substitute for personal integrity?
This is too funny. The kids think she’s disgusting for doing a married guy, but apparently didn’t care that she was a stripper? I mean I could care less about Fergie and Josh something something, but I’m going to side with them instead of an attention hungry stripper.
@ShyAsrai: Clinton administration. That’s when.
I’m still pondering the redundancy of being with Fergie and still feeling the need to SEEK OUT either a hooker OR a stripper. It’s not like either one would be a change of pace. Maybe the stripper has fewer problems w/peeing herself on stage.
@Beige And less of a meth face too.
Silly actors… when will they learn?
Same thing happened to Ben Affleck with a stripper in Vancouver.
Strippers can’t keep their mouths shut any better than they can keep their clothes on.
Strippers are by definition attention whores. Isn’t that the stereotype? Chicks didn’t get enough attention from daddy so now they get it by waving their boobs in skeevy guys’ faces?
Little hint guys – if she’s not put off by dancing naked for money, she’ll most likely not have many moral qualms about selling the story of your hookup to the tabloids.
Morons.
I know she “didn’t think she would get caught.” but wasn’t she the one who leaked the information to the press?
Beige – as always, you make me laugh.
JOsh is hot, but Fergie is “unique”.
And LN- I agree – I thought she was the one who went to the press and made this a public thing?
Ln – That is a very good question. I believe you are correct. Just another attention whore. How long before she lands a bit on a reality tv show?
I call shenanigans on “I didn’t think we would get caught.” BULLSHIT. Um, you sleep with a famous guy who happenes to be really good looking. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
What happened to the strippers who danced to pay their student loans off?
This sort of stuff happens in marriages all the time, folks.
You know, a couple settles down with each other, complacency grows and the marriage goes stale. The sex wanes, he works longer hours, she starts packing on extra lady humps…
They call that the Ten Month Itch, right?
Thanks, I have no idea who Josh and Fergie are, but this is the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
On the plus side at least it looks like the “low rise pant check out my side flab!” look is out. Her pants come to just under her navel. Oddly guys pants seem to be moving to that low waist thing. Luckily I’m carved out of granite so no problems there.
People are forgetting that Josh is the victim here. What compelled him to seek comfort in the arms of a 34 year old, Atlanta stripper?
34 and from Atlanta usually eliminates you from my “strippers I want to cheat on the missus with” list.
Fool. You never cheat on your sugar momma.
Jeezily crow, they look like fully-poseable action figures. Leaky Teeter Barbie, now with Whoredog Ken!
I dunno SG, Michael Bay’s taken a liking to him. I bet we’ll be seeing way too much of him in films with stuff going boom all over the place from now on.
does anyone else think its funny that there’s a super 8 motel in the background of that pic? lol josh is insanely hot and if he did cheat with that gross stripper, then that really sucks because he’s stupid.
Katie, movie actors often choose the WTF option when they cheat on their hot girlfriends/wives. Google ‘Hugh Grant’ and ‘Divine Brown’ and you’ll see what I mean.