Isn’t Pamela Anderson just so talented and amazing? In an interview with Gavriel Maynard, she once said:
“I don’t know why people consider me stupid, I’m actually really smart.”
Riiiiiight. That doesn’t explain why Her Jigglyness seems unable to remember certain things. For example, which stores will carry her new perfume.
To jog her memory: It will be sold at CVS, Rite Aid, Walgreens, Nordstrom, and Sears.
Nordstrom should ring a bell. There practically doesn’t exist a store that gets more flack from PETA. And PETA is just about the only group of people left who listen to Pammy.
When Angelina Jolie was attacked for wearing a leather dress in August, PETA rained down its fury. It just so happened that the dress was carried by Nordstrom (and quickly sold out). Earlier this year, two PETA interns poured fake blood all over the pavement and put their legs in traps, laying outside of Nordstrom in Portland and lecturing horrified passersby not to buy the fur that Nordstrom sells. Back in 2000, more than a hundred people stripped in front of the Nordstrom in Norfolk, Virginia (that’s PETA’s headquarters neighborhood), to protest leather. And that’s not the half of it.
Yet Pamela Anderson, committed PETA-ite that she is, will sell her fragrance there. I assume she plans to walk into no other section of the fur, leather, and feather-laden orgy of merchandise that is Nordstrom. Maybe this has something to do with her money problems?
There is something amiss with the ingredients in the perfume as well:
“Malibu is for flirtatious days and is a great combination of wild berries, florals and vanilla. Malibu Night combines pomegranate, black orchid and fresh vanilla violet aromas that really create a sensual scent.”
The inclusion of pomegranates are funny, considering she and PETA spent 2006 protesting POM, the most successful pomegranate marketer in North America, for testing the health-boosting impact of the fruit on animals. During all that mud-slinging, instead of getting a bad taste in her mouth, she must have fallen in love with the fruit.
Image is courtesy of StarPulse.com
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You know, in the picture, Pam could be a new anime (or however you spell it) super-hero. It could be called “Plastic-girl” with the powers of being able to kill villians with the flash of it’s saggy silicon boobs.
And it’s forehead really looks more like a six or seven head.
**I’m glad this isn’t the Friday picture**
I could say a lot more abou bad tastes in her mouth, but to save everyone the time to stop puking, I’ll let you guys use your imaginations.
Sorry.
Oh, PAM.
Oh honey, no.
I like Peta, they have some hot interns that get naked.
And now, a moment of silence for Pamela Anderson’s pre-plastic surgery genetic gifts.
She has surely ruined herself:
http://i47.tinypic.com/29w64oi.jpg
Ugh! TGI(NOT)F! If ol’ leatherface keeps up the hypocrisy, she’ll surely take the lead in next spring’s “Deceiver Madness”. She’s really been in it to win it over this past year.
Maybe this has been covered elsewhere, but the picture to go along with article made me wonder if Pam’s tanning fixation is just an attempt to disguise any yellowing of her skin from hepatitis? The poorly applied makeup just draws attention to her mask.
Oh Swede…it was called Stripperella. (I’ll bet you thought you were kidding about her being an animated superhero.)
yikes.. she looks AWFUL! and i’ve been to that nordstrom in portland.. its really nice. anyway i wouldn’t wear fur but i think PETA is a joke. if i saw that, i’d be like ‘ok really guys.. wtf are you doing?’
What in the hell happened to her eyes? She looks so possessed, but maybe she is? Isn’t botox and the other crap she has injected into her body from animals?
The picture scares me.
Huh.
I didn’t realize that I could enhance my blond eyebrows with a black Sharpie.
Thanks for the makeup tip, Pam!
Even more fun is the fact that the chief ingredient in most perfumes and colognes is “fragrance” … which, I’m told, is usually an animal extract in its own right.
Wow! This is truely a hideous picture! She is just awful looking. What is the attraction? Even before she got old. Ew!