Happy 17th birthday, Miley! It’s time for the PedoBear to start the countdown ’til you’re legal, and you’re giving creeps good reason that they should keep an eye on that clock:
Miley Cyrus dressed as Julia Roberts’ “Pretty Woman” hooker character for an ’80s party to celebrate her 17th birthday Wednesday night. The teen star — recently criticized for pole dancing at the Teen Choice Awards — donned the sexy outfit and danced the night away at the Canal Room on West Broadway, where Constantine Maroulis and the cast of the Broadway hit “Rock of Ages” surprised Miley with a performance.
First of all, Pretty Woman came out in 1990, so fail on the ’80s theme.
Second, step away from the thigh-high boots! Even if they’ve been rebranded as “over-the-knee boots” by Christian Louboutin, dressing like a sex worker is decidedly inappropriate attire for a teenager who still claims that the whole pole-dancing thing this summer was wholesome entertainment.
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Well, gosh…if Hillary Duff can move on to Gossip Girl and a threesome on that wonderful wholesome show…
No teenager (particularly minors) should be wearing those boots. They have one purpose: to make everyone who sees them think about the wearer in a sexual manner. I don’t think they’d be appropriate for someone that young over skinny jeans, let alone over pantyhose/tights/bare legs. That pose also has one purpose: to make everyone who sees it think about sex with the model on the table. It isn’t rocket science and it doesn’t require a dirty mind. The only people who would have a different thought are cannibals, who would think, mmm, dinner!
Guess which thought Miley’s aiming for people to have.
I guess the only girls who don’t whore themselves out are the ones who aren’t in the entertainment industry. So does the industry make or attract sluts? I know that sounds harsh, but you can’t tell me these girls are unaware of what they’re doing. They may not realize the long-term (or even short-term) consequences, but they know what constitutes as sexual behavior, even if they do try to make it seem normal/respectable with words like “sensual”. I wanted to look and dress cute when I was that age, and I wanted people to think I was attractive, and even sexy, but I knew there was a line between teenage sexy and skank sexy. And I would NEVER have dressed as a sex worker for anything.
Where is this girl’s mother? Miley needs her butt kicked, and perhaps confined to a convent.
17 is perfectly legal here in Illinois. How do I know that? Shut up that’s how.
Pasta,
Yes, legal for, you know doin stuff. Not legal for all those guys typing “Miley Cyrus Nake..” into google.
I guess she left Tennessee (Or what ever southern state she is supposed to be from) far far behind.
Her kid sister dressed up like a dominitrix for Halloween. So I guess it runs in the family.
“First of all, Pretty Woman came out in 1990, so fail on the ’80s theme.”
Well, NO. For example, if it was a contemporary-themed film released in 1970, it’s a 60’s film. Likewise, Pretty Woman was an 80’s film. What era did you think it reflected? The 90’s hadn’t HAPPENED yet.
One year to go! If she’s doing this kinda stuff now. I can imagine what she will be doing when she hits 18.
Pant, pant.
The legal age of consent it 16 in Ky and I beleive TN but don’t flash them boobies across the country till they get another year older.
Pasta, you’re from good ol’ Illinois, too? Sorry, long time lurker. It’s true though, 17 is legal here.
But seriously, look at it this way. By the time Lindsay Lohan is done being a public obscenity, Miley should be coming right in to her own! The indecency and idiocy need never stop! Ah, I think it makes me a bad person to think that, and then go “Oh, good, at least Deceiver will NEVER run out of stuff”. God I love reading this stuff, haha.
Yep. Chicagoish area.
i agree with alleykat. that’s just stupid. and i LOLed at: First of all, Pretty Woman came out in 1990, so fail on the ’80s theme.
HAHAHA!
Hey, Chicago-area here too. Miley is very boring looking to me. I thought she was an awkward looking kid when she first hit the scene. I don’t think she’ll ever be truly attractive. I predict a lot of plastic surgery in the near future. And a lot of drugs and alcohol, and Britney-style head shaving. Anyone who has a dad that creepy (and encouraging of dressing like a skank at ANY age) is permanently messed up.
I agree fallingstar! I mean, I shudder to think what my dad would have done if I had even thought about wearing that! It’s so weird to see dads encouraging it.
…my parents would’ve let me go out like that without a second thought. They would tease me about it (“What happened to the other half of your skirt?” etc.), but they pretty much didn’t care what I wore.
Actually, I’ve seen much worse on much younger girls.
Only because I’ve gotta get some fight outta my system, 1990 was technically the last year of the 80’s. Sure, the numbers are different, but when one counts to 10, “0″ is not the first number you use… it’s “1″. This is why the first year of the new millennium was 2001 and not 2000. Same principle works in decades. Let me have this one, this is as close as I’m ever going to (want to) get in having a point that goes against you folks.
There, I feel better now.
“By the time Lindsay Lohan is done being a public obscenity, Miley should be coming right in to her own!”
In other words, when Miley is a crusty centurion? Ewww…
Quigon:
Agreed. Just FYI: The film was actually released in March 1990 – only 3 months into the year. Chances are, in fact, it was in the can entirely before the holidays (1989) and simply waiting for its release date. It’s almost certain that shooting, at least, had ended in 1989 and that only editing & printmaking remained for the new year.
I actually think it takes a couple of years for the previous decade to end. Just watch a movie from like 1982 and all of the clothes are still disco, with silver high heels and stuff. Or maybe 1991 and you’ll see an occasional Members Only jacket. To be fair I guess a movie released in 1982 could’ve been filmed in ‘79 or something. Or maybe I don’t know what I’m talking about. Whatever.
Take that, Silver jacket with Trans Am on the sleeve!
“I actually think it takes a couple of years for the previous decade to end.”
Yes, it can take some time for the tenor of a decade to assert itself. The first decade of the New Millenium is nearly played out, and I’m still trying to figure out what the hell happened.
I think “what the hell happened” IS the tenor of the decade.
“By the time Lindsay Lohan is done being a public obscenity, Miley should be coming right in to her own!”
In other words, when Miley is a crusty centurion? Ewww…
Like Lohan will live that long!
This will end badly & I intend on watching it unfold here on deceiver.com. Thank you!
LOL, you guys kill me. X-D
It doesn’t surprise me at all that a Disney teen like her would be copying Disney’s movie about a prostitute (Spin, Uncle Walty, spin!). So many women are so skewed about that movie anyway, they think that it’s really just a feel-good Cinderella story. One of my friends loved it, and I asked her, “Soooooo, if you can’t afford to send your daughter to college, you think that it’s OK for her to become a prostitute to pay for her tuition?” She replied, “Well…um…no…humph!” Roberts was also afraid to tell her family that she would be playing a hooker, so she just told them that she was making a Disney movie. See? It’s all OK. Meanwhile, impresssionable children are sent skipping sluttily down a rosy path to hellinnahandbasket.
That’s how we end up with puppet feel-good politicians too, because people go for the surface gloss only and ignore the scary details underneath. Arg.
I gotta wonder how Pretty Woman was pitched. “Well, you see we got this hooker that falls in love with her John, so it’s kinda like True Romance [ignoring the fact that True Romance was likely a later movie]. Except this one has a skeezy best friend character that tries to rape the hooker. It’s a feel good family movie.”
That said, I do love me some Pretty Woman. I think what makes the movie work is the fact that we don’t actually see Julia doing any hooker-ing, so it’s easy to see her as a cute little Disney princess. Or maybe my love for Richard Gere helped me look past the ickiness of the concept.
Julia Roberts = Bewigged shark.
Richard Gere = Rodent-like mumbler.
Roberts + Gere = Antidote to hotness, romance, or wanting to get scrumpy with anyone, anywhere, EVER.
Beige, so I guess “Runaway Bride” didn’t do it for you either?
Let’s settle thins 80s/90s thing once and for all… who has the home phone number of Mr. Al Gore? SURELY he’s know…
The runaway bride didn’t run nearly far enough, and there should have been a tank on her scaly heels.
you guys should not be talkin about her she is doing better than yall yall juust jealous she did nothing to hurt noone mind your gbuisness and she will mind her buisness
Don’t you have a spelling test to study for? Because, DAMN. I’ve got houseplants who can frame–and type–better arguments than that.
Don’t you girls see what this girl is doing!!!?!?
Because of what she does the way she acts and what she wears, she has given all teenage girls a sterotype!! Apparantly we all do what she does and dress the way she dresses, I for one do not dress like this, and it’s not fair we are getting labelled as sluts because of how she acts! Apparantly all teenage girls take pictures of themselves naked and in their bra and nickers and put it over the Internet. I do not know 1 girl that does that!!!!
It’s not fair on us, and her 5 YEAR OLD fans that look up to her and she is setting this example to them. Yea it’s okay to dress like a slut infront of the queen, and it’s okay to take pictures of yourself with basically nothing on(sarcastic). I can’t stand this girl. She’s going to end up like Britney, but the bad way she is known for.
… you know this same argument about skanky teenage rolemodels and girls dressing slutty has been going on since my mom was a teenager?
True, sarah, but these days they really ARE slutty-dressing skanks.