Did you know that ambulatory bucket of lard Perez Hilton is now an obstetrician?
Jessica Simpson is coming to her family’s defense once again.
The 29-year-old singer — who called Melrose Place “crap” after her younger sister Ashlee was canned — is now going after celeb blogger Perez Hilton, who poked fun at her nephew Bronx.
On Friday — Bronx’s first birthday — Perez wrote: “It’s been one year since Asslee pushed Bronx Mowgli through her vayjayjay and it’s all the family is talking about!”
Jessica took to Twitter in reply:
Does perez hilton..whatever his name really is..have no heart at all?Don’t ever attack my family again.Sad to know u hate so deeply.Sad 4 U
Makes you wonder what it would’ve been like if Dorothy Parker was on Twitter, doesn’t it? Well, Jessica, “hate” — or in Twitterspeak, “H8″ — would imply the capacity for human emotion. So it doesn’t apply to Perez.
Dude, I like Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz and the rest of them about as much as any other rational person with the least bit of taste, but can’t they be happy for their little baby? Leave ‘em alone, fatbody. Just because your mommy didn’t love you doesn’t mean other mommies don’t love theirs.
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Good for Jessica. He is a mean-spirited fatty who has no taste.
Orange hair? Rly??
“The world’s coming to an end, I don’t give a care / As long as I can have my limo and my orange hair…”
Simpson vs Perez. Clash of the titans.
You mean clash of the TITans.
** jumps out window**
(his look bigger)
Vicious little prick.
Like a second tier animal rights organizatoin, the less attention paid to Paris Hilton’s fat little best friend, the better.
I’m torn on 90210, as I watched my first episode last week.
Unwatchable show. That bad. But one of the three worst actors on that show was Ashlee Simpson, and not by a little.
Perez is a Bully and bullies are dealt with by only one way; bitch slapping.
This guy got one coming his way sooner or later.
FS, no one’s saying Ashlee’s got any talent, except for making enough money for the next round of surgery, but that’s no reason to dump on her little boy. Which PH should know, since his poor mama ‘pushed him through her vajayjay’ lo these many years ago.
Huh.
I wasn’t sure if it was vayjayjay (sic) or vajayjay, not trusting Perez to be of firsthand knowledge about ‘em. So I looked the word up on UrbanDictionary.
Holy manboobs Fatman! I am all the wiser for it now.
I’ll be curled up, fetal position in a dark corner for the rest of the evening…
And now Ashlee is going to star in Chicago on Broadway? They must be really hard up for stars. Sounds like the show could finally be closing if they have to scrape the actual wood from the bottom of the barrel this hard.
No kidding, there is no reason to pick on the baby. Sheesh Perez! He’s an a**.
Oh yeah, MCMom, I’m with you.
Aforementioned scumbag is inappropriate with children at best, borderline pedophile at worst.
Perez pushed out something after the last time he had sex, but he won’t have to send it to college.
LMAO.
BB, she’s played Roxie Hart before, scarily enough.
That cretin slob really goes out of his way to be crude and offensive. He couldn’t just say the Wentz family won’t shut up about their kid (a common trait of new parents)? No, he has to throw in some sexually charged language to demean the subjects of his gossip even more. I don’t love either one, but for heaven’s sake, unless they’re doing something truly offensive or newsworthy, leave them alone. And as a member of a supposedly marginalized minority group, shouldn’t he know better than to abuse someone with sexual terminology? Especially as a self-appointed arbiter of tolerance and appropriate public dialogue regarding sexuality.
He has said some pretty nasty things about people and I wonder why he is even around anymore. He was invited to the AMA’s on Sunday and looked like a goon. He posted something nasty about Prejeen again (shocker) and the response was – let it go and quit having so much hate. People are getting tired of his ramblings. And yet, he is rich. Go figure.
Simon (or whatever your real name is), you’re mean! And I don’t get the hypocrisy? Perez Hilton gossips for a living, get over it. Certainly the Simpson sisters don’t have more talent than him. Plus naming your baby Bronx Mowgly, well, they don’t get my sympathy for that.
Romy, Hypocrisy or not, it’s Perez Hilton and any douchebaggery that comes from him must be shown to the public so we can all mock and ridicule him.
On a side note, either I’ve never seen a full body shot of PH, or he’s blown up like a baloon since he mocked that hot chick about not liking gay marriage. Whichever it is, he’s really fat. If I saw him in person I’d laugh and say “hey! No van’s on the beach! oh wait, no it’s just a fat guy, it’s ok!”
Romy – Hilton is really big about gay rights, treating gays with respect…and then calls will.i.am a “f*ggot” in an effort to provoke a response.
He takes pictures of people he doesn’t like, paints penises and bodily fluids on their faces, and then posts those pictures on his “gossip” site.
The guy’s a jerk.
“fatbody” LOL!!! i am so sick of perez hilton i could just scream. he is SO annoying.
I still shoot hearts out of my eyes at Simon.
I know he doesn’t want anyone to know about our seekret luv, but I just can’t keep quiet any longer! *SWOON*
@nic: EWWW, and also HA!
@Romy: Nuh-uh. Just…nuh-uh. Nope.