24
Nov
09

Tai Babilonia Update (in case you like aging ice-grannies…)

Tai Babilonia skated at Rockefeller Center today, against wearing animal skin, or something.

And yes, those are leather skates. (Thanks to one intrepid Deceiver reader for reminding us to look.)

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Go here if you really must watch the video. I love the little girl who skates past her, does a double-take, and then keeps on skating. (Internal monologue: “It’s New York. You think I’m impressed?”)

So my BS meter went on overload for this washed-up dizz who can’t tell the difference between fur (skin with hair) and leather (skin with the hair removed with an acid wash). But after I screamed at my computer, the BS meter went off again.

Here’s PETA’s sex-frothing press release from yesterday:

There will be no sequined costume for Olympic icon Tai Babilonia on Tuesday–in fact, there will be no costume at all. The champion figure skater will bare all on the famed ice-skating rink at Rockefeller Plaza

Page Six backed off the “no costume” pledge, but claimed the skater would appear “wearing just a tiny flesh-colored thong.”

Um–What the hell?

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That’s not a thong. (Readers who need a refresher on the concept can see the Deceiver Emporium for all their gift-giving needs.) And what’s that garment above the waist all about?

Life has too few opportunities to view naked boobies. (It’s not like Internet porn is free or anything…)  Damn you, PETA, for teasing all of us who craved a peek at wrinkled, drug-addicted granny-flesh. I’m through with your prick-teasing vegan potllucks.

http://www.peta.org/mc/NewsItem.asp?id=13903
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24 Responses to “Tai Babilonia Update (in case you like aging ice-grannies…)”


  1. 1 AllyKat Nov 24th, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    Granny panties for granny-flesh. Something’s gotta hold her in. It’s been years since her figure skating heyday. (Though, I must say, her arms look pretty good.)

  2. 2 California Dave Nov 24th, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    Well, based on the two pictures posted here she looks like she’s still in good shape.

    But the question, as always, is: WJRHI?

  3. 3 California Dave Nov 24th, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    @AllyKat – true, at least she doesn’t have the “Madonna-arms” thing going.

  4. 4 Mister Snitch Nov 24th, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    Physically she looks great, give her credit. She’s ditz for doing this, though.

  5. 5 Pearce Nov 24th, 2009 at 9:18 pm

    The sad part is that this spectacle is going to be some child’s first memory.

  6. 6 Fortunate_Son Nov 24th, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    Just the thing the figurehead of a company that makes skating clothes for children should be wearing… but wait!

    Despite doing a full photoshoot for her fall/winter line in late August, her line was unceremoniously dumped by Bear Hill Sports and all traces of her removed from their website.

    I’m guessing relapse.

  7. 7 Rocko Nov 24th, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    The first shot is the money shot. Love the arrows. Kudos.

    I didn’t think she’d really go naked. Even naked cowboy isn’t really naked.

  8. 8 Pastafarian Nov 24th, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    Or a cowboy.

  9. 9 Catharine Nov 24th, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    Dang this looks like an ad FOR fur! She must be freezing!

  10. 10 jimmie Nov 25th, 2009 at 2:33 am

    She does look a little bit cold.

  11. 11 Ln Nov 25th, 2009 at 9:00 am

    Not to sound catty…okay to sound catty, why hasn’t anyone commented on the terrible dye job? Root one colour..hair another? And the perm? I guess she is trying to re-live her haydays.

  12. 12 Habanada Nov 25th, 2009 at 9:37 am

    Why does PeTA think the only way anyone will listen to them is if they display ugly people naked? I guess, no, they realize no one is going to listen to them, so they’re just a bunch of perverse people who want to see just how far they can go to shock people before their semi-religious nature doesn’t protect them anymore. After seeing Ronald McDonald upside down with his throat cut, I–I’m not sure I ever want to see the thing they do that gets them shut down.

  13. 13 Angry Army Wife Nov 25th, 2009 at 9:39 am

    Just plain wrong. There are kids around for crying outloud!!!

  14. 14 Runolfr Nov 25th, 2009 at 10:47 am

    You know, all disparaging remarks in the article aside, Tai Babilonia looks pretty damn good in these pictures. Apparently, time hasn’t taken much from her besides brain cells.

  15. 15 Fortunate_Son Nov 25th, 2009 at 11:53 am

    Nice of time to give her the breast implants, also.

    You can see the outline of the implant on her right breast where she has her arms upraised.

    Apparently, time hasn’t taken much from her besides brain cells

  16. 16 quigonkick Nov 25th, 2009 at 11:55 am

    Hmmm… PETA says “naked” and delivers nothing of the sort. Going by their standards, I do not understand why they would be upset that a barely-dead cow would be included in my “vegan” lunch…

    Oh my bad… they’re PETA.

  17. 17 Lawrence Reede Nov 25th, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    How do you know the skates are not pleather?

  18. 18 Aleric Nov 25th, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    I don;t know, she still has a lot of tone there in that aged body, plus she appears to still be limber, I see a porn site opening somewhere soon with her pics on them.

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