Comments on: Copenhagen? More Like Carbonhagen!

By: twawki

twawki — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 21:46:43 +0000

Carbonhagen – haha oh the hypocrisy of it all. The whole thing is now revealed to be based onf raud – they dont even have the integrity to call the whole scam off!

By: Pearce

Pearce — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 22:03:20 +0000

I also love you, Scott. And you, Simon.

Curses. Deceiver does terrible things with my emotions!

By: Minnow

Minnow — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:31:14 +0000

And now for the hilarious postscript to the Ozone Hole scare:

We now have a nationwide vitamin D deficiency in children!

Yep, all you Purell-Mommies out there buying cow-fart-free milk and slathering the kidlettes with 9 coats of Coppertone’s SPF 90,000… there ARE consequences.

Give me an R! Gim’me an I! Gim’me a C-K-E-T-S! What does that spell? Third World Fun!!!!

Oh, and another fun tidbit:

http://thebulletin.us/articles/2009/11/15/top_stories/doc4b004bbeeeca0983629489.txt

By: AllyKat

AllyKat — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:39:38 +0000

Yeah, stop having kids, so that there will be even less people to fund Social Security and whatever craptastic health care “plan” gets passed this month. Of course, that WOULD be less people to cover…but illegal immigrants will plug that hole real quick.

Everyone concerned about AGW should just hold their breath for a while. Say, thirty minutes or so. The planet should cool immediately from the lack of hot air.

By: Catharine

Catharine — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:39:42 +0000

Oh come on! Celebs are helping by educating the public about how bad they are! You know, spreading the word. That’s their effort to save the planet; they don’t need to sacrifice anything else since they’ve done more than enough already. (makes shooing motions with hands) Now go on peons! Change your light bulbs and stop having so many kids!

Scary to think that’s probably what actually goes on in their heads.

By: Vince

Vince — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:39:18 +0000

Travolta will never speak against aviation. After all, who’s gonna fly the plane when the next Xenu straps us all to volcanoes? Somebody has gotta drop the hydrogen bombs on us so that we can be infected with evil Thetans.

Come on people, get with the program!

By: jenn

jenn — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:43:28 +0000

And while in Copenhagen one can shake hands with Al Gore for a paltry $1209us. Sorry I am going to have to miss that.

By: Les Paul

Les Paul — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:40:27 +0000

They are so steeped in aviation, and in spreading the word out about the joys of learning to fly, I’ll really be surprised if they do speak against aviation for others. Then they’ll definitely deserve their own special custom-made hypocrisy awards. There are other “anti-something” topics they can discuss.

But, I’ve been surprised before — we’ll see.

By: Punchy

Punchy — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:32:28 +0000

I was just wondering what happened to the Ozone hole like two weeks ago! Way to satisfy my every need, internets!

By: Simon Scowl

Simon Scowl — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:53:21 +0000

Anyway, I seriously doubt either Ford or Travolta will be speaking against aviation.

For themselves, no.