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Lindsay Lohan Is Saving the World, One Tweet at a Time

Lindsay Lohan is taking some time off from shopping on Robertson Boulevard and doing lines at Playhouse to travel around India saving children. In what fashion, I’m not sure, but on her first day in India she claimed on Twitter:

“Over 40 children saved so far…… Within one day’s work…… This is what life is about….. Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!”

Now, far be it from me to knock her for doing something worthwhile for once in her drug-addled life. I really had hope that witnessing extreme poverty would be enough to get her priorities straight.

But rather than simply practicing what she preaches and not making a big deal about it, she is using her sudden virtuousness to take public potshots at the media for paying so much sought-after attention to her:

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What do you say we give her what she says she wants and stop focusing on her?

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10 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan Is Saving the World, One Tweet at a Time”


  1. 1 Beige Dec 11th, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    By “saving” them, does she mean wrapping them in foil to eat later, or what? Because “saving” a child isn’t something you wander around doing every couple of minutes, unless there really are that many runaway buses in India or something. Define your terms, there, Lilo.

  2. 2 California Dave Dec 11th, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Or unless by “saving” she means “getting them adopted and out of poverty”.

    Maybe she’s channeling Angelina Jolie.

  3. 3 Swede0319 Dec 11th, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    YAWN!!!!

  4. 4 Beige Dec 11th, 2009 at 8:45 pm

    Dave, if she’s got a 40-kid-a-day adoption rate, she’s doing better than a lot of CPS departments. And THEY’RE working clean and sober, usually. So…yay.

  5. 5 Rocko Dec 12th, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    Done and done deceiver. I will keep oogling her when I watch Mean Girls however.

  6. 6 All Women Stalker Dec 14th, 2009 at 1:42 am

    She’s sadly delusional. What did she do to those 40 children to make her think she’s saved them?

    -Denise

  7. 7 Minnow Dec 14th, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    psssst… little tip for ya, Lindz…

    it’d be much better to claim 40 children saved or created

    that way the AP won’t fact check you.

  8. 8 Beige Dec 14th, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Even if the places in which she claims to have “saved or created” tots don’t actually exist.

  9. 9 angry army wife Dec 15th, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    She must have walked into their camp and told them not to do drugs or drink or else they would look like her, therefore saving their lives. If anyone is anti-anything – it is dear Lindsey.

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